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The Yvette's Bridal Formal of conspiracy sites.
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Aug 24, 2018 19:56
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The name of that site is MeWe. That is a pretty good troll honestly. Needs more rotating skulls and dancing babies to truly capture that boomer internet feel though.
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Aug 24, 2018 20:01
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TulliusCicero posted:The name of that site is MeWe. That is a pretty good troll honestly. Honestly the rest of the Slidewizards site is pretty similar. The Q page is very OTT but the rest looks like absolutely legit old person internet with like memorial pages and veteran meetups. There's a contact number for commissioning a page from them, if anyone in Denver wants a site for their wedding photos.
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Aug 24, 2018 20:11
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:It's weirder than that, MeWe is some social network site where this guy wants you to join a group. gently caress knows why he named his Q page after it. Boomers should be diagnosed with mass schizophrenia at this point. Old lead brains should not be allowed to drive or vote. This website with loving Matrix references in the year 2018 is pretty great. Though in general the lunatic right seems to latch on to that franchise. I have always wondered why.
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Aug 24, 2018 20:32
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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1033092285779652608?s=21 https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/1033094746602983425 
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Aug 24, 2018 22:07
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Mad Alzheimer’s Grandpa Attacks.
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frankenfreak posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1033092285779652608?s=21 That guy looks exactly like I expected one of the people behind this freakshow to look like
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Aug 24, 2018 22:46
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Could he have tried to sound more like a smarmy douche with that word choice? Oh man I’m super impressed with all these big words that don’t quite mean what he’s trying to say.
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twistedmentat posted:He didn't want to give out his name in case the deep state came for him!!!!! the best part is that occasionally that has actually happened and it inevitably turns out to be some low-rank nobody who did completely mundane work adjacent to something uber-secret and want to try to use that to wring money from the credulous. like, they worked at Area 51 fixing the air conditioning in airplane hangars or whatever and once saw something under a tarp that looked kind of weird so they write a bunch of tell-all books, do interviews on Coast to Coast AM, and go to UFO conventions for the next 20 years, with their own supposed position and role getting inflated with every retelling of the story until 'former USAF lower enlisted mechanic' becomes 'former commander of Nellis Air Force Base' or whatever
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Aug 24, 2018 22:58
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frankenfreak posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1033092285779652608?s=21 This guy owns a thesaurus and by God he's gonna use it for all it's worth.
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Aug 24, 2018 22:59
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Just watch as Trump finds out about Q and his reaction is to freak out about having a leaker in his close staff.
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Aug 24, 2018 22:59
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frankenfreak posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1033092285779652608?s=21 I read this as 'profound and ineffable horror' at first
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Aug 24, 2018 23:03
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If Trump is inviting Anons to the White House for photo ops, surely the need for secrecy has passed and they can just start perp-walking Hillary, Obama, Huma, Tom Hanks, Comey, etc etc etc right?
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Mister Bates posted:the best part is that occasionally that has actually happened and it inevitably turns out to be some low-rank nobody who did completely mundane work adjacent to something uber-secret and want to try to use that to wring money from the credulous. like, they worked at Area 51 fixing the air conditioning in airplane hangars or whatever and once saw something under a tarp that looked kind of weird so they write a bunch of tell-all books, do interviews on Coast to Coast AM, and go to UFO conventions for the next 20 years, with their own supposed position and role getting inflated with every retelling of the story until 'former USAF lower enlisted mechanic' becomes 'former commander of Nellis Air Force Base' or whatever Actually that guy was a total fraud who ran a mail-order chemical supply business. He made the whole thing up to get conspiracy weirds to buy his dry ice. He ended up claiming that the government erased all traces of his Ph.D. from MIT and gave him the credentials of a middling loser like they were the men in black.
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Welp, I bought 'Behold A Pale Horse' to try to understand the roots of this better. 
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VitalSigns posted:If Trump is inviting Anons to the White House for photo ops, surely the need for secrecy has passed and they can just start perp-walking Hillary, Obama, Huma, Tom Hanks, Comey, etc etc etc right? Their latest excuse is that the normies just aren't ready to hear it yet and there would be mass riots if the truth about Q was revealed to America. Which is why the emphasis has moved to red pilling, they think that if they can get a critical mas of people to believe in this poo poo, then that will be the point that they get some actual proof.
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quote:CiCi2124New arrival. • 10h quote:popsiclep3t3STAY TOGETHER - Q • 4h  :
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Fulchrum posted:Their latest excuse is that the normies just aren't ready to hear it yet and there would be mass riots if the truth about Q was revealed to America. Which is why the emphasis has moved to red pilling, they think that if they can get a critical mas of people to believe in this poo poo, then that will be the point that they get some actual proof. If enough people fail to clap their hands, Tinkerbell will die. 
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Aug 25, 2018 15:54
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"No, you see, Trump and his family are intentionally getting arrested to destroy the failing "justice system" from within and while the normies are distracted, Q will open the portal to Arby's so we can feed the homeless forever."
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Aug 25, 2018 16:53
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Fulchrum posted:Their latest excuse is that the normies just aren't ready to hear it yet and there would be mass riots if the truth about Q was revealed to America. Which is why the emphasis has moved to red pilling, they think that if they can get a critical mas of people to believe in this poo poo, then that will be the point that they get some actual proof. Fulchrum posted:Their latest excuse is that the normies just aren't ready to hear it yet and there would be mass riots if the truth about Q was revealed to America. Which is why the emphasis has moved to red pilling, they think that if they can get a critical mas of people to believe in this poo poo, then that will be the point that they get some actual proof. The worst thing about all of this is hearing the olds use and learn 4chan/internet terminology seriously like 16 year old edgelords do "ironically" (there is nothing ironic about being an Internet conspiracy Nazi). "How do you do fellow Pepes?" I look forward to my lunatic aunt ranting about normies and red pills at some point to me.
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Aug 25, 2018 18:07
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The Qult's reaction to every legal setback for Trump & co is that they're just baiting the Deep State into opening the door to discovery of incriminating evidence. A few months ago, Cohen's office getting raided was all about getting his copy of Anthony Weiner's laptop entered into evidence. Now David Pecker flipping on Trump is really just an elaborate plan to get access to all the Hillary pedovore face-eating tapes he's keeping in his safe. Trump and Q are apparently weirdly obsessed with playing by the rules, considering all the secret arrests that have already happened, and the military tribunals and summary executions of civilians they're pushing for in the future.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:
 It's the best part of the Secret Court! aspect - that Mr Document Destruction gives a flying gently caress about law
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Aug 25, 2018 18:27
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chitoryu12 posted:Just watch as Trump finds out about Q and his reaction is to freak out about having a leaker in his close staff. Trump would find out about Q, think it's totally real and then start asking various members of his cabinet when the military tribunals against Clinton are going to start
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Aug 25, 2018 19:22
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Aug 25, 2018 19:34
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Why are these morons so gung-ho about a crazy conspiracy when they won everything in real life and have the comparatively gentler fantasy machine of fox news?
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Aug 25, 2018 19:37
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The Phlegmatist posted:Trump would find out about Q, think it's totally real and then start asking various members of his cabinet when the military tribunals against Clinton are going to start He's literally having meet and greets in the Oval Office with QAnon 'researchers'. He lives on Twitter and FauxNews. There's no way he hasn't known about this for weeks at minimum.
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business hammocks posted:Why are these morons so gung-ho about a crazy conspiracy when they won everything in real life and have the comparatively gentler fantasy machine of fox news? Because it's the only way they can explain still having Muslim neighbors two years after winning everything.
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Aug 25, 2018 19:38
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Fulchrum posted:Their latest excuse is that the normies just aren't ready to hear it yet and there would be mass riots if the truth about Q was revealed to America. Which is why the emphasis has moved to red pilling, they think that if they can get a critical mas of people to believe in this poo poo, then that will be the point that they get some actual proof. So this is the point where the Rapture is declared to be delayed until the Gospel is preached to all nations
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Corsair Pool Boy posted:Because it's the only way they can explain still having Muslim neighbors two years after winning everything. I do think this needs to be emphasized - the whole "deep state" line of conspiracy thought, from which Qanon directly sprung from, was an attempt to explain why Donald Trump didn't immediately just go full-dictator like his fascist base wanted him to. People who voted for him were so excited for the God-Emperor to immediately ban abortion and gay marriage, start rounding up Muslims into camps, and publicly execute Hillary Clinton during week one of his presidency. When he ended up not doing that, they needed to concoct fanfiction where he totally wants to do those things, but sinister hidden forces are preventing him from doing so, because otherwise he'd be #winning #yugely. Once you've already accepted this cosmology, something like Qanon is inevitable. Someone claiming to have insider knowledge that backs up existing worldviews is all it takes to get a following with conspiracy-minded individuals. Qanon is just remarkable in how outlandish its "endgame" is getting, and how many Facebook moms are getting roped into it.
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:I do think this needs to be emphasized - the whole "deep state" line of conspiracy thought, from which Qanon directly sprung from, was an attempt to explain why Donald Trump didn't immediately just go full-dictator like his fascist base wanted him to. People who voted for him were so excited for the God-Emperor to immediately ban abortion and gay marriage, start rounding up Muslims into camps, and publicly execute Hillary Clinton during week one of his presidency. When he ended up not doing that, they needed to concoct fanfiction where he totally wants to do those things, but sinister hidden forces are preventing him from doing so, because otherwise he'd be #winning #yugely. This reminds me of how, early in the Obama presidency, you saw theories that Obama committing to Romneycare without a public option or constantly trying to get a Grand Bargain to cut Social Security/Medicare were actually part of a 12D chess strategy to outfox the Republicans and accomplish, something? Of course those theories didn't involve the Republicans being literal Satanic pedophile death cultists, but that's just the world we live in, isn't it. https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2009/2/9/695264/- Seriously, compare some of this to a MAGA chud talking about how Trump is the bestest guy at deals, ever: quote:The simple fact is that Obama is a once-in-a-generation political virtuoso who is able to think many moves ahead in the complicated game he is engaged in. As someone said to me recently, Obama's playing three-dimensional chess while we're still stuck playing checkers.
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Obama was very shrewd and able to play politics well. It’s just that his 4D chess was drone-striking kids and deporting people.
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Aug 25, 2018 20:49
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Reminder that Romney always hated "Romneycare" - it was a mocking name leftish people in Massachusetts gave it as the legislature forced Romney to choose between signing it, or having a guaranteed successful veto override if he tried to veto it. And it did and continues to do wonders for health care in the state, including effectively placing 1/3 of the state on a public option thing by now through MassHealth.
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What's the breaking point, though? I know some here and there have abandoned the qult, but at what point are the bulk of them forced to reckon with it all being untrue? Like, do they finally get it if one of Trump's kids gets indicted? Will they be watching Avenetti's inauguration in 2021 and waiting for the special forces to jump out and but him?
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Goon Danton posted:What's the breaking point, though? I know some here and there have abandoned the qult, but at what point are the bulk of them forced to reckon with it all being untrue? Like, do they finally get it if one of Trump's kids gets indicted? Will they be watching Avenetti's inauguration in 2021 and waiting for the special forces to jump out and but him? Depends on how far in they are. If they get deep enough into the conspiracy angle of it, nothing will ever break them out of it. Even if we do have a Dem President in 2020 it's just "the next stage, too many people like the Dems now, we need to have a Dem President again so people can see how bad they really are, then we can REALLY do whatever.".
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I personally partially blame the X-Files and Lost for priming the public to allow conspiracy theories to gain mainstream acceptance. X-Files cast theorists as sexy and misunderstood crusaders of truth and justice. Lost trained and rewarded people to think like conspiracy theorists, and ended on the message that not only are science, skepticism, and empiricism stupid and evil, but also that only blind faith in God and The Plan can save mankind from it's own inheirent self-destructive sinfulness. At least Deus Ex posited that conspiracy theorists could be just as dangerous as the conspiracies they purport to fight.
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Goon Danton posted:What's the breaking point, though? I know some here and there have abandoned the qult, but at what point are the bulk of them forced to reckon with it all being untrue? Like, do they finally get it if one of Trump's kids gets indicted? Will they be watching Avenetti's inauguration in 2021 and waiting for the special forces to jump out and but him? At the point they meet something more painful than admitting they are stupid evil useless people who have wasted their lives. So literally never. business hammocks posted:Obama was very shrewd and able to play politics well. It’s just that his 4D chess was drone-striking kids and deporting people. Thankfully, Trump has replaced the eeeevil Obama and is therefore doing less of those things.
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Aug 25, 2018 22:27
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I've been reading Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas (with the aid of a lot of Wild Turkey and Chivas Regal to get into the proper mood) and I completely forgot that they use adrenochrome, taken from the adrenaline glands of a living human. Dr. Gonzo says he got it from some Satanist. It just makes it all funnier to remember that the stories about harvesting adrenochrome from kidnapped children come from people taking Hunter S. Thompson seriously.
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Fulchrum posted:Thankfully, Trump has replaced the eeeevil Obama and is therefore doing less of those things. No Trump is doing those thing more
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