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The platonic ideal of Superdickery.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:26 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:07 |
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Is this a comic adaptation of Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up from Twilight Zone?
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:34 |
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https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1032992760490471426
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:06 |
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That's not funny, it's just true.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 00:48 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:05 |
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Wow, did you have to act so ticked off about it? ...what I am saying here is that guy should try being less crabby.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:27 |
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what sort of crab has 4 pincers?
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:50 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:what sort of crab has 4 pincers? One that goes for above market value, that’s for sure.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 13:56 |
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Bucky flicking the V at cap from beyond the grave
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:06 |
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Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters?
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:10 |
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Jiro posted:Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters? You mean like Strong Guy?
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:21 |
Jiro posted:Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters? Alhazred fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 25, 2018 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:26 |
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This whole sequence is loving badass.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 20:28 |
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Speaking of Constantine, here's a classic line from Phil Foglio's '93 re-do of Stanley and His Monster:
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 21:14 |
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I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol.
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 22:02 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2018 23:55 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:The platonic ideal of Superdickery. It’s a tossup between that one and this for me:
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 00:36 |
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Choco1980 posted:I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol. Willoughby Kipling, who is 100% Constantine if he was played by Richard E. Grant reprising his character from Withnail & I. (Doom Patrol #32)
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 02:31 |
Was legitimately going to ask if that was Constantine with a new haircut or something, as I read the comic before your initial comment. Teach your kids to swear in anagram THIS! Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil. "Holy water transformed to something else again John? Oldest trick in the book"
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 02:44 |
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Infinitum posted:Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil. "Never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you're anyone" is solid advice.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:45 |
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Random Stranger posted:"Never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you're anyone" is solid advice. You can shorten it further to "Never (x) with Constantine"
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 04:42 |
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"Never Constantine"
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 05:03 |
Nonstantine
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:32 |
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Beware the Creeper #2 (1968)
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 07:17 |
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Infinitum posted:Was legitimately going to ask if that was Constantine with a new haircut or something, as I read the comic before your initial comment. It was pretty much the first time the Devil met him, I think. From first meeting to #1 on the Devil’s shitlist in five minutes is some going but that’s John for you.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:27 |
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bessantj posted:Bucky flicking the V at cap from beyond the grave It will never stop being funny to me seeing Americans doing the "V for victory" with the hand the wrong way. For those who don't understand, this is the V for victory sign: This one means go gently caress yourself:
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:37 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:"Never Constantine" Posted here before, but gently caress it. Injustice Year 3: #6
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:43 |
Megillah Gorilla posted:This one means go gently caress yourself: For pub trivia knowledge you should know the origins of it
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:49 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:
I'm American, and I've never seen it done the second way, only the first.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 13:30 |
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Choco1980 posted:I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol. Did anyone ever read the Howard the Duck MAX book? Besides some truly weird "jokes" like Howard turning into an anteater with his nose in Bev's crotch because they're showering together, there's this whole not very funny riff on then current Vertigo titles, like spoofs of the Endless, JC, Spider Jerusalem, etc.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 13:31 |
Veotax posted:Posted here before, but gently caress it. There isn't a single magic character in the DCU that likes Constantine:
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 15:34 |
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He's a huge dick but that's the appeal. Also I met Matt Ryan yesterday and can confirm his real life awesomeness.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 15:38 |
Paper Kaiju posted:I'm American, and I've never seen it done the second way, only the first. Predominately a British thing. If your country has the Union Jack in it, you'll know it as an insult. Have a google around for 'rude hand gestures' around the world, for their respective etymologies, makes for some fun light reading.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 16:22 |
Rhyno posted:He's a huge dick but that's the appeal.
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 16:22 |
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not exactly a panel but https://twitter.com/MarshallJulius/status/1033633711693201408 poor Kull with his double serving of crushed nuts
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# ? Aug 26, 2018 20:15 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 01:00 |
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 02:12 |
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I'm almost sure those are edits but I'm juvenile enough to still get a kick out of them
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 05:44 |
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TwoPair posted:I'm almost sure those are edits but I'm juvenile enough to still get a kick out of them That first one isn't I'm pretty sure! Think he throws him at a dude.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 05:49 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:07 |
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yeah he uses some cable as a makeshift bowstring to launch hyperion at someone like an arrow
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 05:52 |