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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Bury your face in my rear end and choke on my farts

lol

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Don't kink shame me bitch

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
a vb shot chris kyle

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

HorrificExistence posted:

a vb shot chris kyle

i just realized i dont remember whether this is the chud who got wasted at a gun range by the ptsd-addled man he handed a gun for "therapy," or the chud who got wasted at a gun range by the 9 year old he handed a gun for "education."

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
theres an entire cottage industry of morons getting blapped at gun ranges because they handed a gun to someone who should not be handed a gun

presumably, to own the libs

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

paranoid randroid posted:

i just realized i dont remember whether this is the chud who got wasted at a gun range by the ptsd-addled man he handed a gun for "therapy," or the chud who got wasted at a gun range by the 9 year old he handed a gun for "education."

First one

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Chris Kyle is the American sniper guy who claimed to have picked off """looters""" at the super dome following Katrina and got owned by a ptsd guy he gave a gun to

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
the ghosts of chat threads past rise from the earth to destroy volkerball

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
crashing a light civilian aircraft into a cliff face while firing an AR-15 out the window, to own the libs

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
rolling coal in my garage with the door closed, to own the libs

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
uphold volkerball thought

chug jager and monster energy until your eyes start to wobble then do donuts in the community college overflow dirt lot while cranking five finger death punch at top volume

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

crashing a light civilian aircraft into a cliff face while firing an AR-15 out the window, to own the libs

ah, are we rebooting coleman francis movies now

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
getting blood poisoning from injecting pork fat into my veins to ward off muslim pathogens and vampires, to own the libs

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
imagine an aide handing Donald Trump a bullet-point ordered summary of the latest Qanon drop - even more bullet-pointed than they already are. he carefully reads it, using his index finger to follow along while sounding out the hard words. then he tears it up and eats it while the aide watches and wonders how it all came to this.

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

imagine an aide handing Donald Trump a bullet-point ordered summary of the latest Qanon drop - even more bullet-pointed than they already are. he carefully reads it, using his index finger to follow along while sounding out the hard words. then he tears it up and eats it while the aide watches and wonders how it all came to this.

sad thing is they are the only ones who can stop it the cowards

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

The Muppets On PCP posted:

uphold volkerball thought

chug jager and monster energy until your eyes start to wobble then do donuts in the community college overflow dirt lot while cranking five finger death punch at top volume

If only this were a free country.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


The Muppets On PCP posted:

uphold volkerball thought

chug jager and monster energy until your eyes start to wobble then do donuts in the community college overflow dirt lot while cranking five finger death punch at top volume

this reminds me of the VB cocktail from good dad chat days that was monster and Jaeger we dubbed the jagchosis

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i miss zoux

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Am I witnessing a good old fashioned dadchat fuckbarreling?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Furnaceface posted:

Am I witnessing a good old fashioned dadchat fuckbarreling?

turn your monitor on

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the fuckbarrel was inside u all along my son

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

the ghosts of chat threads past rise from the earth to destroy volkerball

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


https://twitter.com/GroverNorquist/status/1033268091893895168?s=19

burning man is bad

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I would like to thank John McCain for finally taking a stand against trump.

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
the orphan possum husbandry workshop was pushed back a few weeks to accommodate me. they are actually the perfect animals for guerilla reforestation and i think they may be trainable, a new age of green terror will come upon this nation

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
figs and lilly pillies pushing inexorably toward the light, shattering your flimsy concrete towers, opening your sewage lines

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

ding dong mcbrain is dead

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

It's dead now, it was dying for a while but this killed it. Grover Norquist going to burning man killed it dead.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
goner mcbrain

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
We need to find a way to stick the body formerly known as McCain up in that head. Then McCain's soul can enjoy us dancing around his burning body which dead people are huge fans of, or so I've been told.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/samknight_one/status/1033511011926646785

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

stone cold posted:

ding dong mcbrain is dead

A man I'd never met in my building thought it appropriate to interrupt me as I was unpacking my groceries in the garage and deliver the information before walking off without so much as giving his name.

Is this what people mean when they say "Spreading the good news"?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
ahhh gently caress, john mccain crashed on his way to heaven

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
sure am excited for the media to fall over themselves in the rush to rimjob mccain in death

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Paracaidas posted:

A man I'd never met in my building thought it appropriate to interrupt me as I was unpacking my groceries in the garage and deliver the information before walking off without so much as giving his name.

Is this what people mean when they say "Spreading the good news"?

:hai:

exmarx posted:

ahhh gently caress, john mccain crashed on his way to heaven

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Chris Kyle is the American sniper guy who claimed to have picked off """looters""" at the super dome following Katrina and got owned by a ptsd guy he gave a gun to

Chris Kyle is the guy who claimed to have fought and beaten up Jesse Ventura and got sued into the ground for it

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
the curse of assad is real

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
vanya just looked me in the eye and announced that mccain is dead

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


drilldo squirt posted:

It's dead now, it was dying for a while but this killed it. Grover Norquist going to burning man killed it dead.

grove has been going to burning man for like 20 years it was always bad

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