Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Omnipotent Fist posted:

The platonic ideal of Superdickery.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 19:26

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# ? May 10, 2024 15:05

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Say Nothing posted:

Is this a comic adaptation of Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up from Twilight Zone?

# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1032992760490471426

# ? Aug 24, 2018 23:06

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

That's not funny, it's just true.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 00:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:05

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Say Nothing posted:

Wow, did you have to act so ticked off about it?

...what I am saying here is that guy should try being less crabby.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 01:27

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

what sort of crab has 4 pincers?

# ? Aug 25, 2018 05:50

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

what sort of crab has 4 pincers?

One that goes for above market value, that�s for sure.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 13:56

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Bucky flicking the V at cap from beyond the grave

# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:06

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters?

# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:10

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Jiro posted:

Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters?

You mean like Strong Guy?

# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:21

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Jiro posted:

Can I request that the upcoming HISTORIC page of 666 be nothing but funny panels of Mephisto, and other Hell based characters?

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 25, 2018

# ? Aug 25, 2018 18:26

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Alhazred posted:

This whole sequence is loving badass.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 20:28

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Speaking of Constantine, here's a classic line from Phil Foglio's '93 re-do of Stanley and His Monster:

# ? Aug 25, 2018 21:14

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol.

# ? Aug 25, 2018 22:02

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 25, 2018 23:55

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Wheat Loaf posted:

The platonic ideal of Superdickery.

It�s a tossup between that one and this for me:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 00:36

Servoret: Nov 8, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol.

Willoughby Kipling, who is 100% Constantine if he was played by Richard E. Grant reprising his character from Withnail & I.

(Doom Patrol #32)

# ? Aug 26, 2018 02:31

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Was legitimately going to ask if that was Constantine with a new haircut or something, as I read the comic before your initial comment.

Teach your kids to swear in anagram
THIS!

Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil.
"Holy water transformed to something else again John? Oldest trick in the book"

# ? Aug 26, 2018 02:44

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil.

"Never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you're anyone" is solid advice.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:45

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

"Never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you're anyone" is solid advice.

You can shorten it further to "Never (x) with Constantine"

# ? Aug 26, 2018 04:42

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

"Never Constantine"

# ? Aug 26, 2018 05:03

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Nonstantine

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:32

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Beware the Creeper #2 (1968)

# ? Aug 26, 2018 07:17

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Infinitum posted:

Was legitimately going to ask if that was Constantine with a new haircut or something, as I read the comic before your initial comment.

Teach your kids to swear in anagram
THIS!

Also surely you would never ever have a loving drink with Constantine if you were a devil.
"Holy water transformed to something else again John? Oldest trick in the book"

It was pretty much the first time the Devil met him, I think. From first meeting to #1 on the Devil�s shitlist in five minutes is some going but that�s John for you.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:27

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

bessantj posted:

Bucky flicking the V at cap from beyond the grave

It will never stop being funny to me seeing Americans doing the "V for victory" with the hand the wrong way.

For those who don't understand, this is the V for victory sign:

This one means go gently caress yourself:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:37

Veotax: May 16, 2006

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

"Never Constantine"

Posted here before, but gently caress it.

Injustice Year 3: #6

# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:43

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Megillah Gorilla posted:

This one means go gently caress yourself:

For pub trivia knowledge you should know the origins of it :eng101:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:49

Paper Kaiju: Dec 5, 2010; atomic breadth

Megillah Gorilla posted:

For those who don't understand, this is the V for victory sign:

This one means go gently caress yourself:

I'm American, and I've never seen it done the second way, only the first.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 13:30

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Choco1980 posted:

I love that for a hot minute in the 90s there were a bunch of characters that were supposed to be Constantine, but the powers that be at DC wouldn't let John be used. Characters like Rasputin in Firestorm (who serves an identical purpose as JC in Swamp Thing during the whole "Fire Elemental" side of his identity) or Willoughby Kipling in Doom Patrol.

Did anyone ever read the Howard the Duck MAX book? Besides some truly weird "jokes" like Howard turning into an anteater with his nose in Bev's crotch because they're showering together, there's this whole not very funny riff on then current Vertigo titles, like spoofs of the Endless, JC, Spider Jerusalem, etc.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 13:31

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Veotax posted:

Posted here before, but gently caress it.

Injustice Year 3: #6

There isn't a single magic character in the DCU that likes Constantine:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 15:34

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

He's a huge dick but that's the appeal.

Also I met Matt Ryan yesterday and can confirm his real life awesomeness.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 15:38

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Paper Kaiju posted:

I'm American, and I've never seen it done the second way, only the first.

Predominately a British thing. If your country has the Union Jack in it, you'll know it as an insult.

Have a google around for 'rude hand gestures' around the world, for their respective etymologies, makes for some fun light reading.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 16:22