Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Oh gently caress off with this McCain stuff Morrison.

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be like abbot's anglophilia but with the US republicans?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:00

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Zenithe posted:

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be like abbot's anglophilia but with the US republicans?

Saint Howard was hopelessly in love with America so I wouldn't be surprised. Turnbull to his credit didn't seem to want to slobber that log nearly as much as Abbott or Howard did.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:02

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Dutton keeps MiniHome, but Immigration is getting its own department again.

Payne gets Foreign Affairs, Pyne gets Defence.

Doctor Spaceman fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Aug 26, 2018

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:04

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Check out the tie on Prime Minister Sharks.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:05

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

What's Pyne up to these days?

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:07

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

New Energy Minister is a wind-farm conspiracy theorist.

Knobb Manwich posted:

What's Pyne up to these days?

Defence, now.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:09

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Cash is a cabinet minister.

What.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:09

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Zenithe posted:

Cash is a cabinet minister.

What.

Yeah, demoted but not removed.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:13

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

New minster for incarceration.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:13

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Oh gently caress off with this McCain stuff Morrison.

Oh he died? Dope

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:13

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

No, sadly Morrison is still alive

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:15

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1033613673288224771

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:15

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Melissa Price to environment loving lmao. This should ruffle a few green feathers.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:21

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Haha, I have no idea who this guy is, but Bolt is beaming at his bravery

https://mobile.twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1033495065602060288

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:23

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

That's Rowboat Dean.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:24

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Trapezium Dave posted:

Check out the tie on Prime Minister Sharks.

lmao

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:25

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

https://twitter.com/couriermail/status/1033613536931528704

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:32

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ewe2 posted:

You might soon be calling her Julie Asbestos Bishop GG. Let that sink in.

We survived Bronwyn.

drunkill posted:

https://twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1033495065602060288

loving white people :argh:

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Oh gently caress off with this McCain stuff Morrison.

McCain did one good thing in his entire life, voting against Trump's big health "care" act and even that was only by accident because the legislation wasn't cruel enough to poor people.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:32

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

1) Really hope they are safe.

2) Holy poo poo, day one of Morrison PM and there's a boat lmao

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:35

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Doctor Spaceman posted:

https://twitter.com/couriermail/status/1033613536931528704

this is what happens when peter dutton is removed from duty, for even a single day :australia:

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:36

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Megillah Gorilla posted:

McCain did one good thing in his entire life, voting against Trump's big health "care" act and even that was only by accident because the legislation wasn't cruel enough to poor people.

He also had the decency to spend most of the time he signed up to bomb Vietnamese kids in a cage getting beaten

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:37

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

Haha, I have no idea who this guy is, but Bolt is beaming at his bravery

https://mobile.twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1033495065602060288

If he's so confident in his use of the n word why didn't he say it? Sad.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:38

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Megillah Gorilla posted:

McCain did one good thing in his entire life, voting against Trump's big health "care" act and even that was only by accident because the legislation wasn't cruel enough to poor people.

Also because he wanted to spite Trump.

McCain-Feingold was a solid attempt at doing the right thing. I'll give him credit for that too.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:39

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

The Peccadillo posted:

Haha, I have no idea who this guy is, but Bolt is beaming at his bravery

https://mobile.twitter.com/KetanJ0/status/1033495065602060288

The Nazi interview is evidence enough, but you can tell they're feeling more comfortable being outright racist because Bolt would previously have tut-tutted over something that blatant.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:42

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

I always, out of respect for others, choose to use the n word non-offensively

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:46

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Morrison tried out a lot of nicknames for ministries / jobs in that speech. Between that and the sharkssharksSHARKS stuff you can get an idea of what he wants his image to be.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:53

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

The Coalition's ultimate survivor, Julie Bishop, runs out of puff
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-26/julie-bishop-the-ultimate-survivor-no-longer-deputy/10160048

lol

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:56

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Owned for thinking any of your colleagues actually respected you lmao

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:57

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Morrison tried out a lot of nicknames for ministries / jobs in that speech. Between that and the sharkssharksSHARKS stuff you can get an idea of what he wants his image to be.

My Name is Scomo Sharks and this is my crew.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:01

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Anidav posted:

My Name is Scomo Sharks and this is my crew.

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:10

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

You Am I posted:

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

but enough about catholic clergy

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:13

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

thatbastardken posted:

but enough about catholic clergy

That's the Rock Spiders

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:22

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

https://twitter.com/msmarto/status/1033622801238740992

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:25

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

lol gently caress Sukkar that's hilarious.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:29

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

who the hell is David Coleman

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:34

Les Affaires: Nov 15, 2004

A Sukkar for the backbench. lol

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:35

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:23

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

You know what? I'm glad that Turnbulls legacy is the NBN; the Optus network status page is saying that the network is down in my entire post code and it's been like that for two days now.

It just speaks so well of how good the entire rollout was.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 09:42

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