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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Rhyno posted:

And yet he is still considered A list.

With good reason!

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Proteus Jones posted:

The dude can loving act with the right motivation (money, script, director...)

I didn't say otherwise. He's fuckin excellent. I wonder if he's secretly in massive debt.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Remember when Robert De Niro was the bad guy in a live-action Rocky & Bullwinkle movie?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Wheat Loaf posted:

Remember when Robert De Niro was the bad guy in a live-action Rocky & Bullwinkle movie?

That ruled.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Being in an obviously bad movie is pretty low on the list of Things To Be Ashamed Of In Hollywood these days. So why not.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Are there any Oscar-winning actors who haven't been in a Spy Kids or Spy Kids adjacent movie?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Sir Lemming posted:

Being in an obviously bad movie is pretty low on the list of Things To Be Ashamed Of In Hollywood these days. So why not.

Rude.

Rhandhali
Sep 7, 2003

This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...
Grimey Drawer

Wheat Loaf posted:

Remember when Robert De Niro was the bad guy in a live-action Rocky & Bullwinkle movie?

I vaguely remember him saying in an interview that he only did it so he could be in ONE movie that his grandkids could watch when they were little.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Rhandhali posted:

I vaguely remember him saying in an interview that he only did it so he could be in ONE movie that his grandkids could watch when they were little.

Similarly, how Bill Murray ended up in the Garfield movie is still the best story ever.

vulture.com posted:


From the interview:


Well, how about Garfield? Can you explain that to me? Did you just do it for the dough?
No! I didn't make that for the dough! Well, not completely. I thought it would be kind of fun, because doing a voice is challenging, and I'd never done that. Plus, I looked at the script, and it said, "So-and-so and Joel Coen." And I thought: Christ, well, I love those Coens! They're funny. So I sorta read a few pages of it and thought, Yeah, I'd like to do that. I had these agents at the time, and I said, "What do they give you to do one of these things?" And they said, "Oh, they give you $50,000." So I said, "Okay, well, I don't even leave the fuckin' driveway for that kind of money."
And it's not like you're helping out an indie director by playing Garfield.
Exactly. He's in 3,000 newspapers every day; he's not hurtin'. Then this studio guy calls me up out of nowhere, and I had a nice conversation with him. No bullshit, no schmooze, none of that stuff. We just talked for a long time about the movie. And my agents called on Monday and said, "Well, they came back with another offer, and it was nowhere near $50,000." And I said, "That's more befitting of the work I expect to do!" So tehy went off and shot the movie, and I forgot all about it. Finally, I went out to L.A. to record my lines. And usually when you're looping a movie, if it takes two days, that's a lot. I don't know if I should even tell this story, because it's kind of mean. [beat] What the hell? It's interesting. So I worked all day and kept going, "That's the line? Well, I can't say that." And you sit there and go, What can I say that will make this funny? And make it make sense? And I worked. I was exhausted, soaked with sweat, and the lines got worse and worse. And I said, "Okay, you better show me the rest of the movie, so we can see what we're dealing with." So I sat down and watched the whole thing, and I kept saying, "Who the hell cut this thing? Who did this? What the gently caress was Coen thinking?" And then they explained it to me: It wasn't written by that Joel Coen.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Kingsley did Bloodrayne because he had always wanted to play a vampire, but was so disgusted with Michael Madsen's behaviour that he refused to be on set with him at the same time. Kingsley's character kills Madsen's character, so the scene was shot in over-the-shoulder coverage with doubles.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

EorayMel posted:

One of these is not like the other(in the new super smash bros):


from a month ago but still i can't stop laughing at diddy

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Are there any Oscar-winning actors who haven't been in a Spy Kids or Spy Kids adjacent movie?

Steve Buscemi posted:

Do you think that God stays in Heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he has created. . . here on Earth?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


more importantly: has God seen Spy Kids?

I mean He sees everything but has He really sat down and watched it

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He also got a knighthood for services to film, there's not many people who can make that claim.

He also insists you call him Sir on set, not to be kinky, but because his title is Sir Ben Kingsley. A lot of people just use the title in formal occasions, but he won't take direction on set unless you call him Sir Ben.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DrVenkman posted:

He also insists you call him Sir on set, not to be kinky, but because his title is Sir Ben Kingsley. A lot of people just use the title in formal occasions, but he won't take direction on set unless you call him Sir Ben.

drat right you call him Sir. He earned it. :colbert:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

DrVenkman posted:

He also insists you call him Sir on set, not to be kinky, but because his title is Sir Ben Kingsley. A lot of people just use the title in formal occasions, but he won't take direction on set unless you call him Sir Ben.

There's a fun story about the movie Sleuth - Laurence Olivier had been given a peerage a few years earlier and Michael Caine asked him how he should address him around the set, and Olivier's answer was something like, "You should address me as 'Lord Olivier' but I'm happy if you just call me Larry."

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

drat right you call him Sir. He earned it. :colbert:

He sure as gently caress didn't go to knight school for 8 years to be called "Mister".

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jerry Cotton posted:

Marlon Brando was the same.

Brando would actively sabotage the movie if he didn't like it though.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Alhazred posted:

Brando would actively sabotage the movie if he didn't like it though.

"Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse" is great and fully supports your statement

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

I actually had a habit of taking photos of bootlegs not that long ago. It was fun, though sadly I don't go through the places I did before, those were choke-full of these things (admittedly, they're very easy to find when you're in the third world). Here are some pictures I saved though!









Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I swear there is a fanart rendition of that jawboneless broly.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

These are amazing :haw:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
What currency is that in? I see $ on the tags, but I somehow doubt an 8 pack of knock-off action figures is going for $230

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

CzarChasm posted:

What currency is that in? I see $ on the tags, but I somehow doubt an 8 pack of knock-off action figures is going for $230

Pesos argentinos (ARS), we usually use $ for our coin as well. These pictures are pretty old, so I'm not sure how many dollars that was at the time, right now ARS 230 would be US$ 7.65, but heavy inflation and devaluation means that even these bootlegs are probably quite a bit pricier now.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Some of those DBZs weren't too bad, Screamingly Broly aside (and honestly that's basically all he does anyway, so fair).

Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

RickVoid posted:

Some of those DBZs weren't too bad, Screamingly Broly aside (and honestly that's basically all he does anyway, so fair).

Eh, black-shirt Trunks is the only one I'd say is acceptable. Beyond that, and going only with my first image, this one:



We have:
-Gogeta with Gohan's head(?), terribly painted eyes and completely wrongly coloured.
-Green Krillin who looks really, really unhinged.
-Surprisingly good Piccolo.
-Roshi that looks mostly fine except he lacks one hand.
-:sludgepal:
-Orange Broly that isn't even funny enough to mention with the other Broly around.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I never get tired of those bootleg video game handhelds. With the cheapness of technology now, I wouldn't be surprised if either of them were packing one of those "999-in-1" Nes bootleg carts inside them. Once upon a time you'd get a label like that and it'd just be LCD tetris. Technology marches forward I guess, I'm even seeing pricier ones with 16-bit level shovelware and pirated stuff loaded on them lately.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010







RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Blaze Dragon posted:

Eh, black-shirt Trunks is the only one I'd say is acceptable. Beyond that, and going only with my first image, this one:



We have:
-Gogeta with Gohan's head(?), terribly painted eyes and completely wrongly coloured.
-Green Krillin who looks really, really unhinged.
-Surprisingly good Piccolo.
-Roshi that looks mostly fine except he lacks one hand.
-:sludgepal:
-Orange Broly that isn't even funny enough to mention with the other Broly around.

It's amazing what a difference it makes viewing something on your phone versus on a wide screen monitor connected to a PC.

For example, that bit of what appears to be green intestine sticking out of Piccolo's side. I'm about 80% it's just a poorly painted part of his "Battle Damaged Shirt!" but, uh

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Disapproving Chinese Aunt Wonderwoman

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I love statues.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






There's a lot to unpack here, and the bag is empty

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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Blaze Dragon
Aug 28, 2013
LOWTAX'S SPINE FUND

I found these on my way home yesterday, and I thought the thread might appreciate them, Thomas especially.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Can't argue with that

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



Related items all looking above board too.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

RickVoid posted:

Disapproving Chinese Aunt Wonderwoman

I think that might be Darna, a Philippines Wonder Woman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darna

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Mizuti posted:

Has Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal come up in this thread before? It was a Japanese game translated into a bootleg Chinese version, then a Vietnamese version, and finally an English version. The end result is so badly mangled that it's almost incomprehensible. For example, "put Potion in medicine bag" is translated as "drug bag gently caress".


new thread title please

no, no Steel Mankind. I'm loving crying at my desk here. Just imagining ol Mankind all out of shape and slovenly but made of steel, approaching the ring and Jim Ross losing his poo poo.

codo27 has a new favorite as of 13:48 on Aug 29, 2018

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Related items all looking above board too.



I'm intrigued by Justice Subway

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Proteus Jones posted:

I'm intrigued by Justice Subway
I googled it, here's how they describe the game:

quote:

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https://mightysignal.com/a/google-play/com.redogames.subwayredo

Hmmm hmm yes, I see :hmmyes:

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