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caberham posted:How do you retract your balls and make a fake shallow labia for penetration. A lot of people don’t know or understand very much about bodies I mean to be fair I’m obviously one of them since I also don’t understand how this retractable balls trick works
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 10:04 |
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MetaJew posted:Not so fast, hombre. I've got a super bland coworker that had to travel to Xian for work, and he definitely packed peanut butter and white bread with him. Xian and north west China makes drat good hand pulled noodles. The flour there is amazing and people have a strong affinity with the dough. And loads of lamb kebabs and rice pilaf. They can always get fresh naan around the corner. Chinese Muslim and north western is easily the most approachable kind of chinese food for the generic-western-basic-burger-only types of people. Slabs of roasted skewered red meat and portions of freshly made carbs. You can’t go wrong! Not one bit of seafood! Unless you don’t like cumin or coriander at all, then yeah go drink bleach and die
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Pirate Radar posted:A lot of people don’t know or understand very much about bodies It would be great to learn and make shaving your nuts much easier.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 10:09 |
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caberham posted:How do you retract your balls and make a fake shallow labia for penetration. You don't. It's a 1960s face move.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 10:20 |
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Huawei and ZTE is now banned from offering 5g services in Australia, which is a surprise as I thought Beijing had bought off enough Australian politicians. Anyway, gently caress Huawei and I hope more counties follow suit to block their shady as poo poo practices. gently caress Huawei. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/24/huawei-australia-ban-on-5g-products-politically-motivated.html quote:[Huawei] said it was not compelled by Chinese law to install "backdoors or listening devices" to engage in espionage. Well, that clears that up then, doesn't it?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 10:44 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:Huawei and ZTE is now banned from offering 5g services in Australia, which is a surprise as I thought Beijing had bought off enough Australian politicians. Anyway, gently caress Huawei and I hope more counties follow suit to block their shady as poo poo practices. gently caress Huawei. It was not compelled by law. They instead freely chose to do it.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:It was not compelled by law. They instead freely chose to do it. Yeah exactly, the words chosen, and the words not chosen tell you exactly what you need to know.
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GotLag posted:Thank you for mentioning this, I looked it up and it's quite the story. M. Butterfly, by David Henry Hwang, is a play based on this story and it's a really loving good play, good enough to read on its own. Don't see the terrible loving movie. It has none of the play's humor, warmth, or analytical nature. caberham posted:How do you retract your balls and make a fake shallow labia for penetration. The implication, based on Liaison, is that Boursicot was generally uninterested in women in general. His legal wife was a marriage of convenience. He was ignorant about sex in general, and believed Shi when he said that his inscrutable Oriental upbring made "her" so shyyyy in the bedroom that Boursicot could not look at his partner or leave the lights on. Incidentally, I believe he lives openly with a man now, in France. Not Shi Pei Pu. As for the balls thing, I have heard that it is possible, with training, to suck up yr nuts. I imagine a smooth and lubricated taint would fool a man drunk enough on love and confused enough about female anatomy in general.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 11:09 |
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LimburgLimbo posted:Hmm lovely bread I’ll never bother eating vs fashion that I can either enjoy (short shorts) or just literally not look at. Or a billion advertisements plastered around cities of guys that look they work at Final Fantasy-themed ladyboy cabarets in Pattaya. fish and chips and dip posted:Well, that clears that up then, doesn't it?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:40 |
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the unironic faux euro mens' hairstyle, it's like a fuckin piece of hair rug tragically my aunt took me to her hairdresser while i was over there, had look cool and hip like all the other kids trying to be cool and hip but those old guys in the old hotel shopping places are p good
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:01 |
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https://chinadailyshow.com/opinion-let-me-give-you-my-invaluable-insight-from-spending-a-whole-week-in-china/quote:I’m in the business lounge of Shanghai airport, one of 400 world-class international aviation hubs that China is building every week, sipping a macchiato prepared by David, a 23-year-old IT graduate and barista, who speaks four languages and plays the violin like a concert-hall maestro. oldie but goldie
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:42 |
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Especially now that DiDi is shuttering its carpool service after whoops, another murder
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:49 |
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That Chinese ladyboy's secret is either ice or soaking his nuts in really cold water + a very closeted French dude into pitch black bum fun. Your nuts retract by themselves when they get cold so you don't go infertile every winter.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:28 |
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Jeoh posted:https://chinadailyshow.com/opinion-let-me-give-you-my-invaluable-insight-from-spending-a-whole-week-in-china/ A pitch-perfect Thomas Friedman clone. Impressive.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:39 |
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Jeoh posted:
Gee, I really loving wonder why that might be?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:46 |
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according to the comments on that page the article's supposed to be satire which, even if true, is still irresponsible as gently caress because not even english speakers can reliably tell the difference, you better believe the CCP will use even a satire piece as propaganda if it isn't obvious.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:49 |
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5 star hotels is a big giveaway though
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:50 |
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caberham posted:5 star hotels is a big giveaway though Is it? That's literally from a Thomas Friedman article
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:52 |
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It’s pretty clearly satire of Thomas Friedman and similar writers but I suppose if you weren’t familiar with them then it wouldn’t be as obvious. Hell, I bet if you weren’t familiar with Thomas Friedman and read some of his stuff you might think he was satire
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:54 |
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poo poo and here i am getting coffees from a lady who vocals in a shoegaze band who's probably entering her 40s by now
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:56 |
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"Hamburger"
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:56 |
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Satire or not, those kind of viewpoints do exists. But I do have to admit that now that I look at it through a satire lens, it is a bit on the nose although not overly so.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:19 |
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It's Poe's Law in action
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:21 |
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underage at the vape shop posted:That Chinese ladyboy's secret is either ice or soaking his nuts in really cold water + a very closeted French dude into pitch black bum fun. The voice of experience. I seriously just looked up the cremaster on wikipedia...start doing Kegels, gentlemen. You, too, can really confuse a French diplomat.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:32 |
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i just swam in rivers a lot as a kid its completely innocent i swear
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:57 |
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I heard that piss is stored in the balls.
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underage at the vape shop posted:i just swam in rivers a lot as a kid its completely innocent i swear Rivers of gutter butter, rushing like fetid waves of the perineum.
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underage at the vape shop posted:That Chinese ladyboy's secret is either ice or soaking his nuts in really cold water + a very closeted French dude into pitch black bum fun. The cold doesn't make your balls retract all the way into your body so that you have a fuckable mangina though. Source: I have balls and live in Canada.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:49 |
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My balls have only contracted in cold water. What am I doing wrong About my balls, not my posting!
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:55 |
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When I first started reading that story I figured it was from the 1800s but then they started talking about the cultural revolution and the guy went on trial in the 1970s?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:26 |
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UltraRed posted:My balls have only contracted in cold water. What am I doing wrong About my balls, not my posting! Have you tried posting about your balls more?
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:15 |
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Gromit posted:America has the lovely bread market sewn up already anyway. China can only try and catch up. As terrible as some bread is, there's also very good bread. America's lows are really loving low, but you only notice that if you look up and see how good the good stuff actually is. caberham posted:How do you retract your balls and make a fake shallow labia for penetration. Idiot evangelicals have been known to not tell their daughters about the whole menstruation thing. Girls--the ones who menstruate--not knowing about it. The whole abstinence only non-education concepts can go die. I was gonna suggest it eating poo poo first, but that might be a kink discussed in real sex ed-related lessons. Jeoh posted:https://chinadailyshow.com/opinion-let-me-give-you-my-invaluable-insight-from-spending-a-whole-week-in-china/ Let me see if my reading China thread pays off: quote:China is building 400 airports every week; either an exaggeration or a comment about building things that won't be used practically. David is a Chinese underemployment victim forced to make coffee despite his education and skills, or his education is bunk and his education and skills amount to being a barista.
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# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:31 |
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I saw a real one in the wild last week (thread) https://twitter.com/farbood/status/1032723318250434560
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:24 |
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Ha, that's a magical Twitter post, it's amazing to see how blind he is, makes me think he's fallen for it or has something to promote (his startup)
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McGavin posted:The cold doesn't make your balls retract all the way into your body so that you have a fuckable mangina though. Source: I have balls and live in Canada. use your imagination
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:As for the balls thing, I have heard that it is possible, with training, to suck up yr nuts. I imagine a smooth and lubricated taint would fool a man drunk enough on love and confused enough about female anatomy in general. Your testicles start in your abdomen and descend around the time you are born (usually) and the space in your pelvic area they descended down also closes up (usually). Mine did not. When I cum really hard my balls suck up into my body. You have no idea how hilarious the look on a girl's face is when she reaches over to fondle you after some intense lovemaking and all she feels is an empty sack.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 04:09 |
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thanks for telling us
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D-Pad posted:Your testicles start in your abdomen and descend around the time you are born (usually) and the space in your pelvic area they descended down also closes up (usually). that empty sacks like a little pillow for your dick to rest on after its work is done. You could call it a D-pad
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 04:22 |
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So, so do you just cough them back put or do they return of their own volition later? Also how terrifying was it the first time that happened?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 04:24 |
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Mistle posted:As terrible as some bread is, there's also very good bread. Every country has a baker somewhere that can make great bread so you can't go by that. The bread that normal people buy in the supermarket is terrible, as is the chocolate. The US makes great TV and movies, music, all sorts of amazing stuff. But they need to accept that they are bottom-tier on those 2 food items.
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