Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

quite stretched out posted:

yeah he uses some cable as a makeshift bowstring to launch hyperion at someone like an arrow

Arrows in flight don't keep 'straight', they quiver about

https://i.imgur.com/Mfc4OmG.mp4

So enjoy the mental imagery of Hyperion flopping about in the air towards his target

# ? Aug 27, 2018 05:57

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:24

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

Infinitum posted:

Arrows in flight don't keep 'straight', they quiver about

https://i.imgur.com/Mfc4OmG.mp4

So enjoy the mental imagery of Hyperion flopping about in the air towards his target

no, the quiver is what you keep them in its got nothing to do with flight

# ? Aug 27, 2018 06:15

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Now I'm imagining his limbs flopping about willie nillie as he flies out.

Random, does modern day Hawkguy ever refer to his time as Goliath?

# ? Aug 27, 2018 06:20

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

No the Quiver is where Green Arrow lives

# ? Aug 27, 2018 06:21

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Ya dinguses are wasting the Cursed Page.

Godzilla in Hell #3

# ? Aug 27, 2018 06:39

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Daredevil #32(2011)

Deadpool #11(2012)

# ? Aug 27, 2018 10:57

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I like to think Stephen gave him a non-braille card.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 12:08

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

It's probably loving magic and can be read in whatever the reader's primary language is.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 12:11

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Infinitum posted:

I like to think Stephen gave him a non-braille card.

I thought it was canon that DD can read regular text by touch.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 12:26

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Toshimo posted:

Ya dinguses are wasting the Cursed Page.

Godzilla in Hell #3

This series is so loving good. Even in death Godzilla just doesn't give a gently caress about anything.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 12:28

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Samuringa posted:

Daredevil #32(2011)

In case anybody didn't already know, Jack Russell is also known as the Werewolf by Night. :spergin:

# ? Aug 27, 2018 12:44

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Bad devil pic for page 666

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:05

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:22

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

prefect posted:

In case anybody didn't already know, Jack Russell is also known as the Werewolf by Night.

It's never not funny to me that of all the names they could have come up with for a werewolf, they choose a dog breed that's a mostly harmless cute terrier.

For page tax, here's Herbie shooting Old Scratch right in the butt.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:45

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:47

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:49

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

John's got somethin' to say to all the devils on this page

# ? Aug 27, 2018 14:56

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Push El Burrito posted:

See, this is what I thought Hellboy Junior would be like. Instead, it's very little Mignola and mostly weird gross out poo poo like a big retarded duck who ends up in an incestuous relationship with its mom. Buyer beware, for real. No idea how Mignola was cool with it having Hellboy in the name.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:36

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Rhyno posted:

John's got somethin' to say to all the devils on this page

Contastine feels like, to me, someone from this universe finding themselves there. Just all, " gently caress Angels, gently caress demons, gently caress magic, gently caress superheros. gently caress all this bullshit."

# ? Aug 27, 2018 15:56

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

Proteus Jones posted:

I thought it was canon that DD can read regular text by touch.

He can. He can also read text on a computer monitor.

--

Here's the infamous Mario comic from the German Club Nintendo magazine:

Wario makes a deal with the Devil:

The Princess loses her soul:

Mario finds a familiar object that transports him, Link, and Kirby to Hell:

Mario uses the Necronomicon to transform them into monsters capable of taking on the demons of Hell:

A happy ending:

# ? Aug 27, 2018 16:57

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

Even as Pinhead, Kirby is too adorable to be spooky.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:13

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Rhyno posted:

John's got somethin' to say to all the devils on this page

Of course right after he shits his pants because he realized that he just made the lords of hell really angry.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:15

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Action Jacktion posted:

A happy ending:

I was not expecting a PG reference to The Exorcist, holy poo poo.

Also the epilogue should be �the princess proceeded to be kidnapped by Bowser a dozen more times�.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:21

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

From Lucifer:

(Context: Maziken is in heaven and feels like pissing off the heavenly host)

# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:30

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

Alhazred posted:

From Lucifer:

(Context: Maziken is in heaven and feels like pissing off the heavenly host)

Issue 44, and I like the actual line as well.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 18:58

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

prefect posted:

In case anybody didn't already know, Jack Russell is also known as the Werewolf by Night.

The most famous werewolf in Marvel comics is named after a loving terrier? of course.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:11

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Skwirl posted:

The most famous werewolf in Marvel comics is named after a loving terrier? of course.

(from Izombie)

# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:11

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Action Jacktion posted:

He can. He can also read text on a computer monitor.

--

Here's the infamous Mario comic from the German Club Nintendo magazine:

Wario makes a deal with the Devil:

The Princess loses her soul:

Mario finds a familiar object that transports him, Link, and Kirby to Hell:

Mario uses the Necronomicon to transform them into monsters capable of taking on the demons of Hell:

A happy ending:

The best part is this story took a whole year to tell. They told half of it one October, ending with the zombie Peach frame, then they didn't continue the story until the NEXT October.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:55

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Baby hands!

# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:52

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Choco1980 posted:

It's never not funny to me that of all the names they could have come up with for a werewolf, they choose a dog breed that's a mostly harmless cute terrier.

Skwirl posted:

The most famous werewolf in Marvel comics is named after a loving terrier? of course.

i won't have this slander of the noble terrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh84o5STysk

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:10

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsePyOUvinA

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:11

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Action Jacktion posted:

He can. He can also read text on a computer monitor.

--

Here's the infamous Mario comic from the German Club Nintendo magazine:

Wario makes a deal with the Devil:

The Princess loses her soul:

Mario finds a familiar object that transports him, Link, and Kirby to Hell:

Mario uses the Necronomicon to transform them into monsters capable of taking on the demons of Hell:

A happy ending:

I haven't seen this until now and now I'm intensely disappointed that Pinhead Kirby won't be a skin in the next Smash Bros.

Anyway, no devil funny page can be complete without the Thunderbolts' adventure in Hell. Okay so long story short, there's this angel/maybe god/something called Mercy who that feeds on and/or is powered by people praying for death. Thunderbolt Ross (Red Hulk) coerced her into serving on his team _{(but it was really bad and written by Daniel Way so I don't really remember why)}. After coming to the realization that this lady is way more powerful than any of them and is a clear danger to... the world, they workshop ways to kill her and eventually decide they're just going to send her straight to hell. Like, without killing her, just straight to hell. So they recruit Ghost Rider to help cast a spell but it backfires and they all get sent there instead. While traveling around trying to find a way back they stumble onto Mephisto, who's no longer the king of Hell.

SO ANYWAY, the team succeeds in getting Mephisto back on the throne, Mercy comes down, but everything backfires horribly for Mephisto because since she is powered by suffering, hell is her heaven. Also as part of the contract, Deadpool wanted to get a feather for a stupid pimp hat he found in an earlier issue.

This is, it should be noted, written by actual Real Life Lawyer� Charles Soule

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Aug 28, 2018

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:18

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:26

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Surturface would make a good avatar.

Any of them.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:28

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

"What's with this sassy... lost child?"

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:36

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Say Nothing posted:

Baby hands!

That didn't turn out so well for him

# ? Aug 28, 2018 01:13

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I've never heard an explanation, how exactly did Leader turn red for the team? Like, everyone else just changes their clothes to match Ross.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:32

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

Choco1980 posted:

I've never heard an explanation, how exactly did Leader turn red for the team? Like, everyone else just changes their clothes to match Ross.

Rulk drained the leader of his gamma at then end of one arc making him mundane. Next arc, he gives him a red gamma treatment to turn him into red leader to make him join the Thunderbolts.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 06:40