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Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!

Tiberius Christ posted:

Chapo Trap House is the closest I can think of, but it's only a podcast and a book, the left doesn't run grifts like vitamin supplements on their supporters the way right wing assholes do

something like safety pin box is kinda close but i'd hardly call it a 'leftist' grift as it's more a type of FinDom for 'progressives'

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

It's funny when some demagogue accidentally uses their soapbox to show the world their spank bank; this is one of the basic elements of comedy, like farting, it needs no context, I don't think you're really making it better by trying to make it a whole 'this proves homophobes are all closet cases' (?) thing you're just making it creepy and weird

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i promise you this; i will laugh at any porn thumbnail on alex jones phone. it could be the most vanilla unsexy porn and i will laugh at it. i swear to you, i will

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
What if it's porn that you really like

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

hahaha god drat

edit: the Alex Jones thing is funny to me solely because leaving a porn window open is unbelievably stupid no matter what, like drat man everyone knows you only leave the window open for as long as you're actually masturbating and the second you're done you close it

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
good thing economic conditions are such that a disproportionate number of trans people aren't pushed or otherwise compelled into sex work. that'd just make this whole thing way more uncomfortable.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Stridently ANTI-LGBT guy Alex Jones looking at trans porn is funny. Racists watching interracial is funny. Gay porn being really popular in the Bible Belt is funny.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Casimir Radon posted:

Stridently ANTI-LGBT guy Alex Jones looking at trans porn is funny. Racists watching interracial is funny. Gay porn being really popular in the Bible Belt is funny.

The last one... depends. Loud and proud homophobes quoting bible verse as the reason for being homophobes getting caught out watching gay porn is funny. Repressed gay dudes in the bible belt watching gay porn and living in fear of being found out; not so much.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Carth Dookie posted:

The last one... depends. Loud and proud homophobes quoting bible verse as the reason for being homophobes getting caught out watching gay porn is funny. Repressed gay dudes in the bible belt watching gay porn and living in fear of being found out; not so much.

Yeah I mean I'm from the South and have lived there quite a bit in my life and small Southern towns always have a pretty large number of gay dudes who live in mortal terror of being found out, so they probably watch a disproportionately large amount of porn.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
i assume that jones is like those dudes who watch porn at work even when you have no opportunity to drop trou and beat it: horn themselves for the fun of it

lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

There's absolutely nothing wrong with watching trans porn, or any kind of porn (barring the obvious pedophilia/animal/non-consensual stuff). I don't think people are pointing going ewwwww Alex Jones watches trans porn, it's more this guy who made his career bashing minorities, gays, trans people is a massive tool and hypocrite.

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice

business hammocks posted:

Contrapoints was on the zero books podcast. That’s what I count as fame, although she apparently forgot she had done an episode when Doug Lane asked her back.

The Verge also recently published an interview with her, so I guess Contra is the closest to achieving mainstream fame.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Elissia posted:

Did you search under his fake-rear end stage name or his real last name "Wagner"?

I am totally comfortable believing he's just lying about it and not investing any more effort in proving it :shrug:

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠

precision posted:

edit: the Alex Jones thing is funny to me solely because leaving a porn window open is unbelievably stupid no matter what, like drat man everyone knows you only leave the window open for as long as you're actually masturbating and the second you're done you close it

What if he never closes the porn window... because he's never done with it.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Anora posted:

What if he never closes the porn window... because he's never done with it.

His Super Male Vitality pills were TOO STRONG!

...thank you very much for putting the idea of a constantly masturbating Alex Jones in my head.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Alex Jones is transitioning into a gay frog because super male vitality pills and "the water" just don't mix.
Pretty sure chili is involved too, somehow.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

evilmiera posted:

constantly masturbating Alex Jones

Thread title or username, pick one or both

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

evilmiera posted:

His Super Male Vitality pills were TOO STRONG!

...thank you very much for putting the idea of a constantly masturbating Alex Jones in my head.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


So what was the proof showing Alex Jones porn habits, was it a tab like that tentacle porn guy in a screenshot he put up on Twitter?

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

So what was the proof showing Alex Jones porn habits, was it a tab like that tentacle porn guy in a screenshot he put up on Twitter?

Someone saw it on a live stream when his phone was on camera.


It was posted in the trump lol thread. Someone else on twitter looked up the video and yep, it’s trans porn.

Romes128 has issued a correction as of 13:05 on Aug 27, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Don't ask about the details. The internet is full of the Sherlock Holmes of porn.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I've never seen someone ask about a specific porn on this forum without a goon chiming in within a page to name the video/actor in question. The internet is kind of magical.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
look, the least you can do with your porn knowledge is share it

even when people don't ask for it

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I've never seen someone ask about a specific porn on this forum without a goon chiming in within a page to name the video/actor in question. The internet is kind of magical.

Goons are very passionate about their porn

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I've never seen someone ask about a specific porn on this forum without a goon chiming in within a page to name the video/actor in question. The internet is kind of magical.

This is a time-honored goon trait going back to the Long Long Ago, we don't ask, we just enjoy the extremely specific knowledge of a generation of pedantic nerds :v:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

TheKennedys posted:

extremely specific knowledge of a generation of pedantic nerds :v:

Put enough of them in once place and you have a sort of ersatz hivemind... that you can get banned from.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




this wasnt real, its around 13 mins in this video. if people want to make convincing fakes for jokes they should label it as a joke instead of "accidentally" letting people think its real.

https://twitter.com/ekpugh28/status/1031593634536321030

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Anyone claiming Mike "a literal rapist" Cernovich is a "great father" can gently caress off

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Improbable Lobster posted:

Anyone claiming Mike "a literal rapist" Cernovich is a "great father" can gently caress off

Obviously, i mean his parents named him weird Mike for a reason, but all the screaming and spanking and talk about bleeding, berger added all of it. Tbh I think weirdos claiming he was a pedophile and showing up at bergers house irl broke him a little bit but I don't follow him so I mostly see what other people post of his

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
It is deeply unsettling how much Penn Jilette looks like Sebastian Gorka.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

this wasnt real, its around 13 mins in this video. if people want to make convincing fakes for jokes they should label it as a joke instead of "accidentally" letting people think its real.

https://twitter.com/ekpugh28/status/1031593634536321030

"What's this, someone's posted a joke video without properly labelling it? *sigh* Guess I've got to start gassing Jews now." - Someone who was absolutely not a Nazi to start with.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.


lol, why the gently caress do the chuds care so much.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Do mermaids even live in deep water most of the time anyway?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Dapper_Swindler posted:



lol, why the gently caress do the chuds care so much.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Dapper_Swindler posted:



lol, why the gently caress do the chuds care so much.

i get where this may seem like a self-own from a racist, but this is just someone who earnestly and sincerely cares a great deal about marine biology. basic mermaid science facts don't care about your feelings

cobalt2009
Dec 31, 2008

jit bull transpile posted:

this is sort of what i mean. i know the intentions are pure (for most folks itt at least), but you inadvertently repeat a pattern that as a trans woman i've experienced over and over in my life. i hate to use the word "trigger" but it's sort of like that. the jokes being made are adjacent to jokes that have left pretty nasty psychological scars for me so they're setting me off even though they're not intended with malice toward trans people.

i guess I'm trying to use this as a teachable moment about how well-intentioned comments and expressions can still become microaggresions because the majority isn't super aware of the patterns that are really obvious and painful to the minority.

i'm sure someone's gonna breathlessly call me a scold and an sjw now but dammit that's how i feel :(

Anyone who would call you that can get bent IMO. This stuff is important-you aren’t a punch line or anything to be ashamed of. It takes courage to stand up for yourself, regardless of the medium in which you do it. I’m glad you’re here, and I’m glad you shared your perspective.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Dapper_Swindler posted:



lol, why the gently caress do the chuds care so much.

There's enough sunlight to drive photosynthesis in seaweed.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Alhazred posted:

There's enough sunlight to drive photosynthesis in seaweed.



you guys do realize you are picking apart the logic flaws in a guy who says the MERMAIDS aren't following evolution

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Mel Mudkiper posted:

you guys do realize you are picking apart the logic flaws in a guy who says the MERMAIDS aren't following evolution

TBH it makes it funny that he's wrong on every possible axis, even if we grant for the sake of his argument that merfolk are the product of Darwinian selection rather than the special creation and favored people of Poseidon, Lord of the Seven Seas.

E: also we did point out melatonin levels in the skin, right? because lol sleepy mermaids

Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 18:19 on Aug 27, 2018

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