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SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
A general history thread would be neat and all but a separate milhist thread should also exist to prevent the history thread from being run down by the same old questions.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Wouldn't want that to happen

Unrelated, could Japan have won World War 2 IF they had had a bear that could transport ammunition

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend

zoux posted:

Wouldn't want that to happen

Unrelated, could Japan have won World War 2 IF they had had a bear that could transport ammunition

depends, could they mount it on a tank destroyer?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

SeanBeansShako posted:

A general history thread would be neat and all but a separate milhist thread should also exist to prevent the history thread from being run down by the same old questions.

If this happens make sure to drop a link in here

I can’t wait to bore you all with my very important not important at all thoughts about the history of professionalisation and maybe something about gender as, to steal a phrase, a useful category of analysis.

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
the right wing in japan is no joke. japan has no support are troops movement like the united states, but the ultra nationalists love to hang out at Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo in their cool cars painted with the rising sun. Yasukuni is also the closest thing Japan has to a military history museum, which is interesting considering they are a dime a dozen in the USA.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

I figure my horrible wall of text effort post about the world's first national socialist might also find some interest here, so I'll be super vain for a second and crosspost myself:

System Metternich posted:

Today I learned about the Marquis de Morčs, a French aristocrat, cowboy, frontier ranchman, duelist, politician and arguably the world's first national socialist.

Antoine-Amédée-Marie-Vincent Manca Amat de Vallombrosa was born in 1858 in his family's palace in Cannes. He was the youngest in an old Sardinian dynasty which was forced to emigrate to France due to political unrest during the early 19th century. As was common for many Catholic aristocratic families of the time, men either became officers in the military or became priests. Antoine-Amédée-Marie-Vincent (who in the meantime had also inherited the titles of Marquis de Morčs and Montemaggiore which led to him being best known simply as the Marquis de Morčs) was no exception, and so (after his initial plans of joining the navy were dashed when he got sick right during the time of the navy's entrance exams) he went to St Cyr, France's leading military academy, to became an officer. One of his friends and classmates there would be a certail Philippe Pétain, French military hero of the First World War and leader of the collaborist Vichy government of World War Two.


De Morčs in the uniform of a cavalry officer

After graduating from St Cyr and also a stint at Saumur, a military school for cavalry officers, de Morčs was dispatched to the French colony of Algeria in either 1880 or 1881, where he and his men were to participate in the fight against Berber rebels. De Morčs eagerly embroiled himself in state-sanctioned violence there, and also outside of the confines of warfare; he fought his first two duels there (probably against fellow soldiers who he felt had insulted his honour, although I couldn't find more info about it), both times killing his opponents. After his unit got recalled to its garrison, de Morčs quickly got bored with military life and left during early 1882. This was probably also connected with his marriage to Medora von Hoffmann, the daughter of a rich New York-based banker who he had first met when she vacationed in Cannes the year before. Their wedding was an international event, and even then-Prince of Wales and later King Edward VII of Great Britain would number amongst their guests.


Medora von Hoffmann, later on often simbly dubbed "the Marquise"

Marriages between young men of nobility and the daughters from the rich bourgeoisie where anything but a rarity during these days; the aristocratic families got money and the bourgeoisie a good deal of social standing out of the deal. Here too, this marriage (which, to be fair, seems to have come from a genuine love between the two) proved to be a lucky strike for the Marquis. After he had abandoned his military career, de Morčs dabbled in the securities market, which underwent enormous speculation at the time. When the bubble burst shorty afterwards, however, he had lost an enormous deal of money for which both his rich father and his even richer father-in-law had to spring in. After getting burnt like that in France, de Morčs moved to New York and took a position in his father-in-law's bank.

His talents still wouldn't lie in high finance, however. De Morčs grew frustrated with the lack of success and bored with his life of a representative son-in-law, to be proudly presented by his wife's father at cocktail parties to other members of New York's haute volée. Therefore it is no surprise that his meeting with his cousin Fitz-James should change his life. Fitz-James, who just came back from a hunting trip to North Dakota, was full of stories about the untamed wilderness, the rugged landscape and the simple and stern lives of the people there. De Morčs was utterly fascinated, and just like that decided to quit his job and move to the Badlands of North Dakota, where he wanted to become a rancher.


The North Dakotan badlands

De Morčs was nothing but a man of action, and so he and his wife did indeed go to North Dakota and started a ranch there, made possible by a generous 200,000$ grant supplied by his father-in-law and other bankers. In 1883, he founded a small village in what is today Billings County and named it after his wife; he also constructed a Catholic church and a 26-room house for himself and his family there, which locals quickly dubbed "Chateau de Mores". The small town of Medora grew quickly, with mostly people employed by de Morčs on his ranch or in the beef plant he also constructed in the town living there; all the while, de Morčs brought his aristocratic upbringing to the American west. Many people marvelled at the lavish lifestyle on display in their chateau, where he and Medora would regularly send out invitations to new gatherings and celebrations amongst fine porcelain, piano music and surrounded by numerous servants. All the while, de Morčs also played the role of a frontier badass and liked to display his shooting and riding prowess for all to see.


De Morčs in 1886

De Morčs' plan was to circumvent the Chicago meat producers by directly transporting his beef in refrigerated train waggons to retailers further east. it wasn't the worst idea, but his lack of experience in business matters, his disinterest in the nit-and-grit of financing and negotiations and the simple fact that the meat market was already dominated by a relatively small number of very large and very powerful producers doomed the entire endeavour from the start. His ranch and meat plant were continually bleeding money (in addition to not properly understanding the market, he got continually scammed by other ranchers; to that came bad decisions like to purchase a "blood-drying machine" for ten grand which was used exactly once), all other attempts at setting up new businesses (amongst those attempts were a post carriage line, a railway company, a soap factory, salmon breeding, a tannery and even a shoemaker) failed and he also started to make enemies out of his ranchers neighbours when he started to surround his lands with barbed wire, directly violating the "open range" principle that was common then.

The locals soon grew annoyed with de Morčs, whose deep pockets had initially made him popular. His antics as well as the arisocratic contempt he expressed for the "commoners" surrounding him earned him the name "crazy Frenchman", while his business practices infuriated not only his competitors, but also other ranchers on whose cooperation he depended. De Morčs even ended up in a shootout with rivals where he killed a man, but he was eventually acquitted by the judge who ruled that he had acted in self-defence. Amongst the people he quarreled with would even be a certain Theodore Roosevelt, who had arrived in the area shortly after the de Morčs family. Roosevelt nonetheless took a liking to the "crazy Frenchman" and would later go on to publicly defend him against accusations levied by the press.


Roosevelt (centre) posing for the camera in 1886, somewhere near Medora

For de Morčs it was clear who was behind his continuing lack of success: the Jews! This wasn't exactly a surprising sentiment, seeing as anti-semitism ran deep amongst 19th century Catholics, and the new kind of rabid anti-semitism entirely divorced from religious reasoning had spread like wildfire throughout Europe since at least the 1870s. When his father-in-law, who had already pumped a good million dollars into the doomed venture, refused to supply de Morčs with even more money, nothing was left for him but to pack up and leave the Badlands, returning again to France. Roosevelt wrote in the Bismarck Tribune:

quote:

Not broke. The Marquis is not broke. Neither in purse nor in family ties. He has lost money, but is far from banckruptcy or insolvence [...] The Marquis himself has a fixed income, from sources inherited. The father of the Marquis is a Frenche Duke respected throughout his country and able to save his son through any little difficulties like the Refrigerator Car Company failure.

He even mentioned the 18,000$ Medora's fur coat was supposedly worth. Still, it wasn't true: de Morčs was totally broke, and now more than ever totally dependent on the continuous money stream sent his way by his father and his father-in-law. After his return to France in 1887, de Morčs' father told him to do some travelling in Asia to get away from it all and maybe develop some new ideas about his future. De Morčs and his family went to India (where he was hunting tigers with the Prince of Orléans) and Nepal for several months before coming back to France. On the ship that brought them home were also a lot of French military officers who came back from a tour in South-East Asia, where right at that time the French colony of Indochina had been formed after decades of bloody war against the local powers. De Morčs was fascinated by their stories and developed the idea of building a railroad through the jungles of Vietnam, going from the Chinese border to the Gulf of Tonkin. He convinced the French government to support him and left for Indochina in late 1888, in his pocket an official army comission for the railroad construction.


French marine infantrymen near Tonkin, 1884

De Morčs was haunted by bad luck during his newest venture, too. After a short stop in Hong Kong (where he is said to have duelled with the French eccentric and self-styled "King of Sedang", Marie-Charles David de Mayréna) he quickly realised that building railway tracks through the impassable Vietname jungles was no easy thing to do. In addition to that, French political intrigue also negatively affected his mission. During the late 1880s, Georges Ernest Boulanger, a general of the French army, had developed an intense hatred of the Third French Republic. Boulanger took to the quickly developing field of popular politics (marked by elections and election campaigns in contrast to the aristocratic elites which mostly had done politics before) like a fish to water, combining wild diatribes against democracy with a seething hatred of all things German (due to the embarassing defeat of France at the hands of German troops in 1870/71). Boulanger drew an enormous amount of support both from anti-democratic royalists and radical traditionalist Catholics as well as socialist-leaning workers who were fed up with what they perceived as the weakness of the republic. In a sense, Boulanger was the world's first right-wing populist politician.


Boulanger, as photographed by legendary French photographer Nadar

It isn't surprising that Boulanger's dashing looks in uniform and his can-do, against-the-elites attitude made de Morčs a huge fan of the general. At the same time, the French government was almost panicking; during Boulanger's height of popularity in 1889, they saw the serious possibility of him using his popular support to topple the government and install himself as military dictator. The new prime minister of the day eventually called Ernest Constans into his cabinet and made him secretary of the interior. Constans was a skilled politician and avid opponent of Boulanger (and largely responsible for Boulanger's eventual decline and fall), but until his appointment he had also been the governor of Indochina and hugely critical of de Morčs' railroad project, which he saw as pointless and stupid. No wonder then, that Constans immediately cancelled the project and ordered de Morčs to come back to France. Another one of his projects having gone up in smoke, de Morčs returned defeated.

Back in France, de Morčs fell in with a decadent crowd of aristocrats and gambled away so much of his remaining money that his family eventually took legal steps to separate him from his fortune, declaring him "incompetent and unable to handle money" (De Morčs won the case against his father). In de Morčs' head, feelings of hatred what he saw as a "Jewish cabal" controlling the economy and a weak democracy doing the Jews' (and Freemasons', of which Ernest Constans was one) bidding mingled with a general sense of betrayal. After he read Édouard Drumont's two-volume bestseller Jewish France, he felt thunderstruck by the "revelations" he saw in there. He immediately contacted Drumont and offered him his cooperation, eventually joining up with Drumont's "Anti-Semitic League" and starting to write for the League's newspaper, the La Libre Parole.


A collage of Drumont and an 1899 issue of his newspaper. The various headlines read "The Traitor [=Albert Dreyfus, a Jewish officer who had wrongfully been accused of being a German spy] Convicted", "Ten Years of Detention and Degradation", "Down with the Jews!" and "Long Live the Army!"

De Morčs' desire to be a man of action and not of words (he himself stated that "life is only valuable through action") led him to become even more active in the fight against his enemies. During 1890/91, he considered the huge success his hero Boulanger had had amongst the working-class areas of Paris and developed a vague political ideology of both extreme nationalism and anti-capitalism, grounded and combined by rabid anti-semitism. This wasn't exactly far-fetched, seeing as the traditionalist right in France had long harboured distrust and even hatred against Jews, whereas not a few French socialists identified Jews with the hated capitalist class. Maurice Barrčs, a right-wing journalist, admiringly called de Morčs' brand of politics "national socialism". The term would stick.

De Morčs admittedly rather vague political ideas nevertheless proved to be very popular. In 1891, he started what he described as his "shock troops" and would simply call "Morčs and friends". The gang consisted of a wild bunch of anti-semitic anarchists, bored bohemians and workers of the Parisian meat packing plants, where de Morčs' past as cattle rancher and meat producer managed to summon quite a bit of enthusiasm. De Morčs and his disciples would clothe themselves in cowboy garb, wandering around the streets of Paris in red shirts and ten-gallon hats, vandalising Jewish-owned shops and terrorising the guests at the wedding of a Rothschild daughter. De Morčs also invented vicious rumours of Jews selling rotten meat to the brave soldiers of Verdun on the orders of German intelligence; when a court ruled them to be wholly false and made up, this was entirely ignored by de Morčs' many supporters. He seems to have been a charismatic public orator; for some of his speeches, up to 3,000 people came to cheer him on.

His love for fighting and duels only grew during this time. In 1892, he challenged Jewish MP Ferdinand-Camille Dreyfus to a duel, after Dreyfus had written in an article that de Morčs wanted "Gaul for the Gauls, even though he had a Spanish title, a father with an Italian title, and an American wife who was neither Christian nor French." Dreyfus was wounded in the duel, but survived. Shortly afterwards, he was challenged to a duel by Jewish army officer Armand Mayer following a series of articles, in which de Morčs had demanded to ban Jews from military service and written that:

quote:

In the Army there is an enormous majority which carries a feeling of instinctive repuslion towards to Sons of Israel. In them they recognise the usurer who consumes the ruin of the officer in debt, the supplier who speculates on the stomach of the soldier, the spy who traffics without shame in the secrets of national defence.

This time, the duel would end in death. Mayer, who supposedly wasn't in the best state even before the duel began, got his lung pierced by de Morčs' sabre after only five seconds. He died the same day, and his funeral, conducted by the chief rabbi of France as part of a military funeral ceremony, drew tens of thousands of mourners. De Morčs was shortly in the centre of national attention, but skillfully used it to only widen his appeal. he was tried for murder, but eventually acquitted. Thousands of his supporters cheered frantically when he emerged "victoriously" from the courthouse.


A contemporary depiction of the de Morčs-Mayer duel from the title page of the Petit Parisien Illustré

Emboldened by his recent successes, de Morčs wanted even more. In 1893, he publicly called famous leftist politican Georges Clemenceau an English spy. Instead of challenging de Morčs to a duel as intended, Clemenceau instead uncovered that de Morčs had borrowed money from Cornélius Hertz, a Jewish financier involved in the Panama scandal which rocked the French political establishment at the time and had been a large part of the Libre Parole's reporting for some time. Overnight, de Morčs had not only lost all of his political friends, but also had become the laughingstock of the nation. Embarassed, he fled to Algeria the following year.

Back in the Sahara desert, where he had first gotten his taste for fighting and war, de Morčs developed wild ideas about Anglo-Jewish finance controlling the world and corrupting the "Latin spirit". He reckoned that the local Muslims, which he had once fought, would be natural allies in France's fight against Anglo-Saxons and Jews and consequently set up the "Anti-Semite Party of Algeria". His political work there didn't amount to a whole lot, though; the local colonial authorities were for the most part friendly, but indifferent, and he never managed to regain his footing back in the motherland.

Frustrated, de Morčs declared in 1896 that he would seek a "useful and glorious death". At the time, colonialist sentiments in France were running sky-high; proponents of colonial expansionism demanded a French Africa running uninterrupted from Dakar to French Somaliland (today's Djibouti), which was by nature in conflict with Charles Rhodes' vision of the British Empire going all the way from Cairo to Cape Town (in 1898, this conflict would come to a head with the Fashoda incident which almost led the two nations to war). During that time, the British also struggled with the Mahdi uprising in what is today southern Egypt and northern Sudan. De Morčs envisioned a combination of French, Tuareg and Mahdist forces to oust the UK from Egypt and establish a French colonial empire throughout northern Africa, which the local Muslims would surely support out of their mutual anti-semitism.

De Morčs decided to cross the Sahara in order to contact and convince as many Tuaregs as possible and also to eventually meet with the Mahdists in Khartoum. The French authorities advised him that an unexperienced explorer attempting to cross the Sahara during summer would surely end in death. The only concession de Morčs would give was to start his trek from Tunis instead from southern Algeria.

'The Conquest of the Sahara' by Douglas Porch, p. 155 posted:

On March 20, 1896, he arrived in Tunis, and nine days later gave a public lecture in the Théâtre français which was attended by the commanding general of the Tunis garrison, several important officials of the Residency, and a crowd estimated at 2,000 people. They were treated to typical Morčs fare, a call for a Franco-Islamic alliance to throw off the finanical yoke of England and open the Sahara to France: "That day will spell the ruin of England and put an end to the universal oppression of high finance." In a steadily rising tone, he painted for them a tableau of a Moslemn uprising in Egypt and India against Britain, so that from "Dunkirk to the valleys of the upper Nile officers will go off to serve to the cry of 'France and Liberty!'" Morčs must have been an electrifying speaker, for the Théâtre français was by now fairly heaving with what the Dépęche Tunisienne described as an "enthusiasm which bordered on delirium." In this excited state the audience unanimously voted a motion of support for the Mahdi, who by that time had been dead for a decade.

De Morčs set off to Khartoum in May, a time when temperatures in the Sahara were known to occasionally rise up to and beyond 120°F. He had coerced local authorities in supplying him with the necessary visas by threatening to publicly denounce them as agents of "Anglo-Jewish finance" and cabled to his anti-semitic friends back in Algeria that they were to seek reprisal amongst the "Jews of Algeria" should he die in the desert. De Morčs also lied to both the authorities and the cameleers he had hires: While he publicly professed to only want to explore southern Algeria (the authorities didn't want him to enter Ottoman territory to the East in fear of him provoking an international incident), he instead started his journey from the Tunisian coastal city of Gabčs towards Khartoum.

When his cameleers learned about his real goal, they became extremely angry. On June 5, after reaching the small oasis of Mechiguig in southern Tunisia wher they were supposed to be paid off, they demanded more money. De Morčs refused, and after a heated argument they left. Three days later, as arranged a number of Tuareg arrived, bringing with them some black porters and camels. Many of the camels were in poor condition, however, and de Morčs almost immediately got into constant arguments with the Tuareg. On June 9, a number of his initial cameleers who had returned from the desert and the Tuareg accompanying him attacked de Morčs. He tried to flee on his camel, but couldn't control the animal, and it would refuse to move. Frustrated, he the camel in the head with a revolver, upon which it fell on his rifle. De Morčs was now limited to only his small handgun and soon was overwhelmed by his attackers, even though it was reported that his old skills as a shooter and duelist still served him well: He killed at least three of his attackers before being eventually shot himself and being left in the desert, where he died several hours later.


A propagandistic depiction of de Morčs' death printed in the 1902 pamphlet L'assassinat de Morčs ; un crime d'Etat ("The assassination of de Morčs: A Crime of the State")

Two of his black porters managed to flee back to French Tunisia and brought news of de Morčs' death with them. His body was recovered and buried in Tunis. His death sent shudders of outrage through the nationalist and colonialist press, which demanded bloody revenge exacted against the Tuareg as well as the English. The Archbishop of Tunis declared at his funeral that the "pirates of the desert" must be "eliminated", while Drumont (who had in the meantime forgiven his erstwhile friend for having received financial backing from a Jew) lauded him as a brave fighter against international Jewry. Medora, now widowed, started a movement to take his murderers (amongst whom she numbered also French officials in Tunisia) to court. No Frenchman got ultimately convicted, but two Tuareg were arrested and sentenced to death. In many other cases, the colonial authorities had done nothing against Tuareg who had been suspected of being complicit in the murders of French explorers (and indeed, sometimes did so with the implicit approval of the authorities who saw them as a good method of getting rid of annoying persons, of which de Morčs certainly was one); this time they probably only made an exception in order to quell any further unrest spread by the late Marquis' wife.

Nowadays, de Morčs is largely forgotten. Only the town of Medora, which still bears his wife's name, commemorates him in order to draw tourists eager to explore the life of the eccentric French aristocrat rancher having gunfights in the North Dakotan badlands (the tourist agencies' descriptions of his life mysteriously tend to remain silent about his later career, though). One thing is for certain, however: The world's first national socialist definitely had an interesting life.

Sources:
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Mor%C3%A8s
  • https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_de_Mor%C3%A8s
  • Marquis de Morčs und seine Freunde
  • Blake, Michael: The Cowboy President. The American West and the Making of Theodore Roosevelt, Lanham 2018.
  • Porch, Douglas: The Conquest of the Sahara. A History, New York 2005.
  • Hastings, Atherton: An Enterprise that Failed. Romantic Career of the Marquis de Mores, in: Wood County reporter (Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin), March 14, 1907, pp. 4-5.
  • Paxton, Robert: The Anatomy of Fascism, New York 2004.

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Aug 27, 2018

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/pptsapper/status/1033877797578727424

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
why don't you post more, metternich

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

HEY GUNS posted:

why don't you post more, metternich

I'm content to watch and drop the occasional effort post, basically :v:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Appropriate fascism was founded by a rich failson, amazing how this trait has been carried on to the present day by his disciples.

Did later fascist specifically credit him for their own tactics and ideas, or is he more of a historical curiosity? Like did he directly inspire later movements or was he like one of those inventors who create some amazing new product but never market it, only for some more enterprising fellow to independently invent and popularize it later?

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
What makes him a national socialist as opposed to, say, an rear end in a top hat imperialist?

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Interesting that his loss of support coincided with being called out as a giant loving hypocrite. We don't seem to care as much about that anymore.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Squalid posted:

Appropriate fascism was founded by a rich failson, amazing how this trait has been carried on to the present day by his disciples.

Did later fascist specifically credit him for their own tactics and ideas, or is he more of a historical curiosity? Like did he directly inspire later movements or was he like one of those inventors who create some amazing new product but never market it, only for some more enterprising fellow to independently invent and popularize it later?

Not that I know of. As far as I can see he was somewhat influential in paving the way for the Dreyfus Affair which proved a turning point in France's political history and in itself laid the ground for the emergence of the Action Française, which some historians classify as the world's first fascist party, so there's that, but I don't think that he was anything of a direct inspiration; if I had to guess I would say that people like Drumont, Jules Guérin (de Morčs' deputy in the League and later on one of the leading anti-Dreyfusiards) and Charles Maurras, the founder of the AF mostly remembered him fondly as one of the first ones to take action against those darn Jews, but nothing more.

I also would hesitate to classify him a "fascist". While he definitely is one of its progenitors, Paxton argues pretty convincingly imo that fascism cannot really be thought without WW1 and its aftermath (caveat: I'm only like halfway through his book yet, so correct me if I misunderstand his arguments). I guess the most one could say is that in the highly varied currents of political/cultural thinking (or "feeling", because fascism is way more emotionally charged than based on theoretical musings like e.g. marxism is) which emerged in Europe throughout the late 19th century and which would eventually combine into early fascism he was a relatively early and definitely very colourful representative.

sullat posted:

What makes him a national socialist as opposed to, say, an rear end in a top hat imperialist?

Those were Barrčs' words, not mine! :v: I guess it's his combination of anti-capitalist rhetoric coupled with fervent nationalism as well as him explicitly fishing in proletarian waters for his political movement; also keep in mind that at the time this combination was still somewhat new and unheard of, so it's not surprising that Barrčs would choose to call him that, imo. He also distinguishes himself from the imperialist movements that came before, weren't necessarily tinged by anti-semitist conspiracy theories and were as much a project of the established elites as they were a product of mass politics. Later imperialist/colonialist movements were much more formed in his image, though, cf. for example the Pan-German League or the Navy League which from the 1890s on steadily underwent a process of self-radicalisation and increasing anti-semitism.

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Aug 27, 2018

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Okay, war story time. Yes, this really happened to me.



During the First Gulf War my unit was given the mission of making breeches through the minefields on the border between Saudi Arabia and blocking the way to Kuwait City. We weren't supposed to actually enter Kuwait City; that job was left to the Free Kuwaitis. Besides, tanks don’t do well in street fights.

We did our job, and survived - much to our surprise. We had all been fairly certain that we would get killed taking the minefields, and when we didn't, we were hit with a huge wave of euphoria. We went to the end of our objectives and stopped at the outskirts of Kuwait City.

This was a matter of hours after the Iraqi resistance in Kuwait ended. We were all amped up, tired and dirty but gloriously alive. Our lieutenant went from tank to tank, checking to see what condition every one was in. After we were finished making sure we were ready for a counter-attack, we just sort of sat there. After a few hours the lieutenant tapped me on the shoulder and said quietly, "when your crew is set, come meet me at my tank. Bring a rifle, and arm up."

I did, and there were three of the other tank commanders there, all armed. The Lt. told us to get into a Hum-vee, and told the platoon sergeant he was going off to go make his report.

The thing is, he didn't. "Where are we going, sir?"

"We're going to see the City."

Huh. Okay. If we got caught, we'd get court-martialed, but what the hell? We were alive! And we might as well see the city we'd taken back...

We drove through the streets, and saw unforgettable sights. People mobbing the streets, celebrating, shooting rifles in the air. (We ducked every time.) It was like something out of a movie, just an amazing sense of celebration in the air.

At one point we realized we were at an intersection next to a CNN news truck. Oh, hell - we're busted. The female news reporter in the passenger's seat leaned out the window and shouted, "who are you guys with?"

In a Hum-vee covered with USMC stencils, in uniforms with USMC insignia, we all yelled back as one, “82nd Airborne!” She made a face, we rapidly drove away…

We toured around, street to street. In some places we saw horrific damage inflicted by the Iraqis; they had just rolled through the streets shooting indiscriminately before they fled. This has stuck with me.

We got out to look at the wreckage of one of the buildings that the Iraqis had shot up. The Kuwaitis told us the story of what had happened; the owner had said something unflattering to them, so they destroyed his house with a tank.

We started talking to one specific Kuwaiti, who offered to show us around the city. Why not? We let him into the Hum-vee, and he showed us around. This tour has stuck with me as well, I’ll never forget it.

We were driving through one section of town that looked like commercial properties; warehouses, office buildings, etc. We told us to stop, he wanted us to see something in one of the buildings. We parked our Hum-vee in a hidden spot, went in with him, and got into the freight elevator.

As the door closed, it all sunk in. We made eye contact with each other…

Oh, poo poo, this is a trap.

Without a word, we all drew our weapons. We figured we might as well go down shooting. Four Marines, all straight from a war, armed and armored and loaded for bear, were going to make this rough.

The Kuwaiti saw this and started to yell in protest (no, no!) just as the door to the elevator opened.

I wish I could somehow see this scene as it went down from both perspectives.

The guys looking into the elevator saw four Marines burst out, tactical-style, then all of our jaws dropped. What the…?

From our point of view, we were ready to open up, when – crystal chandeliers. Art on the walls. White carpets. What the hell?

What our tour-guide had been shouting finally registered. This was his dad’s house.

And his father was rich. VERY rich. This was a mansion in every sense of the word.

Apparently it didn’t pay to display your wealth on the outside over there. The building looked like a warehouse on the outside, but on the inside? Wow.

The father truly gracious and very hospitable. He fed us real food (something besides MREs!) and gave us each a chance for a shower and a place to wash out filthy uniforms.

Then we sat on cushions around a low table – right out of an Arabian Nights fairy-tale. We smoked a hookah and told stories, ours of the war, theirs of the Iraqi occupation.

As one point one of the other tankers, Tom – I was later best man at his wedding – looked over at me; we looked around the lavish room, with the inlaid floors, the embroidered cushions, the sheer luxury.

He said, “Do you think we died back there? ‘cause this is a pretty decent afterlife…”


Soon we said our goodbyes and left to go back to our unit. No one had to say it, but it was clear that we would never, ever discuss this with anyone. We went back, and went back to reality.

A few hours later, the Captain was checking our platoon. When he came to my tank, he looked at me and said quietly, “You look awfully clean. Do I want to know?”

“No sir.”

“Is this going to end up on the news?”

“No sir.”

He saluted me (a reversal of protocol), winked, and walked on to the next tank.

Cessna fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Aug 27, 2018

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

sullat posted:

What makes him a national socialist as opposed to, say, an rear end in a top hat imperialist?

'During 1890/91, he considered the huge success his hero Boulanger had had amongst the working-class areas of Paris and developed a vague political ideology of both extreme nationalism and anti-capitalism, grounded and combined by rabid anti-semitism. This wasn't exactly far-fetched, seeing as the traditionalist right in France had long harboured distrust and even hatred against Jews, whereas not a few French socialists identified Jews with the hated capitalist class. Maurice Barrčs, a right-wing journalist, admiringly called de Morčs' brand of politics "national socialism". The term would stick.'

presumably. Your Churchill or your Cecil Rhodes is very definitely not anti-capitalist and wouldn't be seen dead described as any kind of socialist.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

'During 1890/91, he considered the huge success his hero Boulanger had had amongst the working-class areas of Paris and developed a vague political ideology of both extreme nationalism and anti-capitalism, grounded and combined by rabid anti-semitism. This wasn't exactly far-fetched, seeing as the traditionalist right in France had long harboured distrust and even hatred against Jews, whereas not a few French socialists identified Jews with the hated capitalist class. Maurice Barrčs, a right-wing journalist, admiringly called de Morčs' brand of politics "national socialism". The term would stick.'

presumably. Your Churchill or your Cecil Rhodes is very definitely not anti-capitalist and wouldn't be seen dead described as any kind of socialist.
Redistributing wealth to the right groups of people was a plank in the Nazi platform--another shameless plug for Hitler's Beneficiaries

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

HEY GUNS posted:

Redistributing wealth to the right groups of people was a plank in the Nazi platform--another shameless plug for Hitler's Beneficiaries

You're absolutely right, that's the kernel of truth in the whole 'the Nazis were socialists too' thing you get from certain sections of the Right and one of the things that makes fascism different from your regular old authoritarian military dictatorship or whatever. If you're poor but the 'right' kind of person ethnically and ideologically and toe the line the state will take care of you.

A lot of relatively poor non-Jewish people benefited from being given the houses/property the state stole from the Jews, and organisations such as Kraft durch Freude could have been upheld as proper socialist programmes in another state - the sort of state where benefittng from such programmes didn't require proving you were an Aryan and not an untermensch. Actual socialism is by definition supposed to be working for everybody, not just the approved ethnic group.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

You're absolutely right, that's the kernel of truth in the whole 'the Nazis were socialists too' thing you get from certain sections of the Right and one of the things that makes fascism different from your regular old authoritarian military dictatorship or whatever. If you're poor but the 'right' kind of person ethnically and ideologically and toe the line the state will take care of you.
I would also add to this that the Nazis explicitly referred to the members of their movement as a "new elite" or "new nobility," based on ethnicity and desire rather than birth. This reminds me of why trashy people in the US like racism, because at least you're white. Or why white Brits who failed everywhere else in life went to British colonies.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Thanks for posting this as part of why I enjoy reading up about military history is all the weird human moments that emerge from it.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Pyf horroble thing to have happened on the western front of ACW

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
There's also the Mussolini connection, what with him having been a mover and shaker in the Italian Socialist Party before they bounced him/he resigned - even the contemporary accounts aren't really sure who renounced who first; a mutually hostile parting of ways is probably the most accurate description. The upshot is that you can trace certain features of fascism back to what Mussolini learned with the socialists, particularly in regards to mass movement organizing, but it's still very much bad faith to call any of the fascist movements socialist.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
There's a reason that fascists aren't entirely wrong when they try to describe themselves with the "third way" euphemism.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Hunt11 posted:

Thanks for posting this as part of why I enjoy reading up about military history is all the weird human moments that emerge from it.

Any time, I'm more than happy to pass it along. It was very surreal at the time.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
That makes sense, I guess I didn't quite pick up the political platform in between the tales of duels and failed business ventures.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Comrade Gorbash posted:

There's also the Mussolini connection, what with him having been a mover and shaker in the Italian Socialist Party before they bounced him/he resigned - even the contemporary accounts aren't really sure who renounced who first; a mutually hostile parting of ways is probably the most accurate description.
And iirc he called his extremely-late-war Lombardy thing the last attempt to reach true socialism or something


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

There's a reason that fascists aren't entirely wrong when they try to describe themselves with the "third way" euphemism.
i think a more salient point is that not everything that's "on the left" is good. ideas are good or bad on their own merits, not what team you can nail them to

Geisladisk
Sep 15, 2007


I have no doubt that when this project was proposed, every engineer in the room privately thought it was the dumbest thing they'd heard in their life, while simultaneously getting a semi from the anticipation of strapping rockets to a tank.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

If wwi was the first war where most of the deaths occurred from combat does that count all the civilian deaths? Or were ancient/medieval/dark ages armies just big groups of massively ill, starving to death men that went into battle sick as dogs and already on death's door?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Hi, I'm the accompanying infantry support! So what are we going to do today? :)


:yikes:

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

ilmucche posted:

just big groups of massively ill, starving to death men
p much

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

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Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




ilmucche posted:

Or were ancient/medieval/dark ages armies just big groups of massively ill, starving to death men that went into battle sick as dogs and already on death's door?

Not quite. The thing to remember is that open battle was really, really rare until the industrial era. You would go months between full-scale engagements (there'd be continuous skirmishing, but that didn't make a lot of dead men), but the men wouldn't stop making GBS threads themselves to death, or catching the pox, or breaking out in measles, etc.

By WWI, not only was there much greater understanding of the causes of disease (and thus more success in preventing outbreaks), but the battles were essentially continuous with men getting rotated in and out.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Gnoman posted:

Not quite. The thing to remember is that open battle was really, really rare until the industrial era. You would go months between full-scale engagements (there'd be continuous skirmishing, but that didn't make a lot of dead men), but the men wouldn't stop making GBS threads themselves to death, or catching the pox, or breaking out in measles, etc.

By WWI, not only was there much greater understanding of the causes of disease (and thus more success in preventing outbreaks), but the battles were essentially continuous with men getting rotated in and out.

You also by definition were almost always within an established supply line so unless you were in mid-battle and getting heavily bombarded then you are getting most of your meals (if it might be cold). The concept of a 'rear area' really begins in WW1.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



I didn’t see “hungover” in there

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Ainsley McTree posted:

I didn’t see “hungover” in there

can't be hungover if you never stop drinking

Reiterpallasch
Nov 3, 2010



Fun Shoe

TropicalCoke posted:

the right wing in japan is no joke. japan has no support are troops movement like the united states, but the ultra nationalists love to hang out at Yasukuni Shrine in Tokyo in their cool cars painted with the rising sun. Yasukuni is also the closest thing Japan has to a military history museum, which is interesting considering they are a dime a dozen in the USA.

there's a good, if extremely depressing, museum in chiran in kyushu at the old kamikaze airfield there. you walk through grave markers to get there.

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est
In a thread of this size and scope, it isn't always practicable to maintain a long-running, in-depth conversation.

This is why Tank Destroyer chat can be held in reserve, and rapidly deployed to the thread, as needed

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Gnoman posted:

Not quite. The thing to remember is that open battle was really, really rare until the industrial era. You would go months between full-scale engagements (there'd be continuous skirmishing, but that didn't make a lot of dead men), but the men wouldn't stop making GBS threads themselves to death, or catching the pox, or breaking out in measles, etc.
this war killed at least 20,000 people with almost no battles

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




HEY GUNS posted:

this war killed at least 20,000 people with almost no battles

That is exactly the sort of situation I was trying to get across, but I don't know enough about the period to come up with good examples.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


“Plum Fuss” doesn’t quite communicate the gravity of that situation, I feel

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

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WW2 Data

Some familiar faces show up for the Experimental bombs in this manual. What's the different between the UK and American versions of the "T10" and "T14" bombs? What two types of incendiaries does the USA use? What group manages the use of screening smoke, and who does the same for pyrotechnics? Do chemical bombs use the same olive drab colour scheme? What is an "aimable" cluster? Oh and a small something to do with Napalm.

Check it out!

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