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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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monkeytek posted:

This is what happens when humans try to fly Vanduul ships. Idiots.

You're missing the critical part of another mans head jammed up the first mans rear end though.

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G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
Lando pretending that multicrew Arena Commander wasn’t promised by Chris repeatedly and is just a fan request was a nice touch...

It was called “Arena Commander 2.0”, man. And it got plugged at multiple fan events before it got Star Marine’d.

File under: Old News, New FUD.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable
Watching Cyberpunk. Looks great. Lots of nipples right off the bat.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The trouble with cyberpunk is it's all nipple and no jets.

1/10 would not play.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Breetai posted:

The trouble with cyberpunk is it's all nipple and no jets.

1/10 would not play.

I also didnt see clipping and t poses. I thought they were hallmarks of alpha. Now way is it alpha.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Morphix posted:

next gen character customization with 10 presets all looking real natural









Mass effect 1 is 11 years old and looks better.

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Nyast posted:

I'm the $200M company that uploads videos to my official youtube channel in front of millions of citizens, and didn't spend a minute to double-check that the video was properly recorded.

I don't think anything today has amused me as much as reading that "millions of citizens" watch their god-awful videos.

Jesus, just imagine living in that world, where millions of people not only gave a poo poo about Star Citizen, and worse, willingly sat down to watch boring-rear end youtube commercials for it. How would society even function? Would we just be selling lead paint chips as snacks at that point?

Nyast
Nov 14, 2017

BLAZING AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT

Trilobite posted:

I don't think anything today has amused me as much as reading that "millions of citizens" watch their god-awful videos.

Jesus, just imagine living in that world, where millions of people not only gave a poo poo about Star Citizen, and worse, willingly sat down to watch boring-rear end youtube commercials for it. How would society even function? Would we just be selling lead paint chips as snacks at that point?

Well, I didn't write "billions", but we all know that all gamers in the world are secretely in love with Star Citizen, it's just that they don't know it themselves yet, they just have to be convinced by playing the most fidelicious alpha in the 'verse ever made by mankind.

Hence the free week-ends.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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TheAgent posted:

that cyberpunk gameplay also reminded me that the "inner thought" system in sq42 is complete poo poo and should be completely thrown out

thanks for listening

Got you bud!

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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G0RF posted:

So, real talk.

Roberts has watched the Cyberpunk demo already. That’s a given.

It’s still more than a month until CitizenCon. More than enough time for a new monkeywrench hurled down from above.

How will the plans for CitizenCon change? What will Roberts demand be added or invented from nothing to outdo the Cyberpunk vertical slice?

My guess is the whole Blade Runner aspect they've been trying to dive down will be quietly forgotten. They'll go for the "good ole space ranch" type stuff with modular buildings (which they can sell).

Stuff like their ArcCorp or whatever it was that was a big city will be the remnants before the cleansing.

Or they'll think they can one up CDPR which would be equally hilarious. They already poo poo a dig at Rockstar. Might as well not stop. :allears:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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big nipples big life posted:

I'm still butt hurt that it's first person only. Why even have character customization in a first person game? What a waste.

:same:

I actually like to play dress up with my characters and see them. :shrug:

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

The Titanic posted:

:same:

I actually like to play dress up with my characters and see them. :shrug:

3rd person is for Store Citizers to park their chariots.

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

BurtLington posted:

Can someone post the proof that the player actually becomes the ship when getting in it and the real avatar gets teleported to a nebula in the middle of nowhere? My friends don’t believe me and I can’t find the proof.

I too would like to see this special level of hell. There's a pgabz vid of it somewhere but I couldnt unearth it.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

G0RF posted:

Lando pretending that multicrew Arena Commander wasn’t promised by Chris repeatedly and is just a fan request was a nice touch...

It was called “Arena Commander 2.0”, man. And it got plugged at multiple fan events before it got Star Marine’d.

File under: Old News, New FUD.

:lol:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45Ls1otq1k&t=1974s

Thank you Disco "we never say sale, you say sale" Lando :laffo:

Quavers fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Aug 28, 2018

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Beet Wagon posted:

Cyberpunk 2077 related(?) stream live right now

https://www.twitch.tv/cdprojektred

e: so far it's just a bunch of "code" and nothing interesting is happening.

https://twitter.com/aminquemecontas/status/1034130684309385219

excuse me things were happening and cd project red knew

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


lol @ sandi's twitter pic

It is even funnier than her last one which was a stretch out glamor shot of her head

Its ok to get old

Everyone poops and gets old it is ok

ha ha

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

I think it's currently confirmed as singleplayer only, but there's mention of them wanting to put co-op in it. Maybe a patch a year after release or something like that, unless they can somehow squeeze that in before launch.

I liked that they showed off what looked like pretty good and serviceable subtitles. That's pretty cool in my opinion and will make me actually enjoy it greatly.

mdxi
Mar 13, 2006

to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

Lladre posted:

Wow, talk about down vote brigading....

Anyone saying anything remotely nice about the clip is getting hammered.

Nah, things have gone in the other direction now:



TheLastRoboKy
May 2, 2009

Finishing the game with everyone else's continues

AngusPodgorny posted:

Does CIG even anything besides the Print Screen button? I know FFXIV has a special screenshot mode where you can mess with poses, lighting, cameras, filters, etc., so I assumed that's what the Battlefield tweet was talking about.

Some games can enter a weird/cool sort of screenshot mode using nvidia stuff assuming they have the right drivers, but I figure trying to do that with Star Citizen just gets you Chris Roberts sending you an angry email cc'd to your family and friends.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

The Titanic posted:

Watching Cyberpunk. Looks great. Lots of nipples right off the bat.

They completely front load the nipples rather than pacing them throughout.

Still getting a ‘Rage’ feeling for some of it, but with a game tacked onto the tech demo.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

ewe2 posted:

Sorry, I'm going to blame tuo for this, scary how applicable it can be:

A man walks into an office.

Man: Ah. I'd like to have a space game, please.

Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

Man: No, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full experience, or were you thinking of buying a ship package?

Man: Well, what would be the cost?

Receptionist: Well, it can be $60 for the base package, but you could spend years buying all the ships.

Man: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?

Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.

(Pause)

Receptionist: Mr. Ortwin is free, but he's a little bit lawyery. Ahh yes, Try Mr. MOMA; room 12.

Man: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?

Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...

Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU EVIL GOON!

Man: What?

A: SHUT YOUR DEREK SMART-LOVING FACE YOU HATER! YOU TROLLS MAKE ME PUKE! YOU STALKING LYING BRIGADING PERVERT!!!

M: Yes, but I came here for a space game!!

A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is reddit!

M: Oh! Oh I see!

A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

M: Oh...Sorry...

A: Not at all!

A: (under his breath) loving haters.

(The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.)

Man: Is this the right room for a space game?

Other Man: I've released it once.

Man: No you haven't!

Other Man: Yes I have.

M: When?

O: Just now.

M: No you didn't!

O: Yes I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I'm telling you, I did!

M: You did not!

O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a base package, or the full PTU experience?

M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and pledging) Just the base package.

O: Just the base package then. Thank you.

O: Anyway, I did release it.

M: You most certainly did not!

O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely released it!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh look, this isn't a space game!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just a broken tech demo!

O: No it isn't!

M: It IS!

O: It is NOT!

M: You just contradicted yourself!

O: No I didn't!

M: You DID!

O: No no no!

M: You did just then!

O: Nonsense!

M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is!

(pause)

M: I came here for a good space game!

O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for minimum viable space game!

M: A space game isn't just walking around!

O: Well! it CAN be!

M: No it can't!

M: A space game is a connected series of gameplay components intended to represent actual space and gameplay!

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is! "isn't" is just avoiding the problem!

O: Look, if I release a space game to you, it must be a space game!

M: Yes but it isn't just saying "this is a space game".

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it ISN'T! Space games are actually games set in space. Saying "this is a space game" is a total misrepresentation of space games.

O: It is NOT!

M: It is!

O: Not at all!

M: It is!

(The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.)

O: Thank you, game has shipped.

M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. You got your MVP.

M: But I was just getting interested!

O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.

M: That was never five minutes just now!!

O: I'm afraid it was.

M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

O: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to pretend it's a space game any more.

M: WHAT??

O: If you want me to keep pretending it's a space game, you'll have to pledge for another five minutes.

M: But that was never five minutes just now!
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!

O: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to pretend it's a space game unless you pledge!

M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pledges again.) There you are.

O: Thank you.

M: (clears throat) Well...

O: Well WHAT?

M: That was never five minutes just now.

O: I told you, I'm not allowed to pretend it's a space game unless you've pledged!

M: Well I just pledged!

O: No you didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I don't want to play any more!

O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pledge!

M: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pledge, why are you pretending it's a space game??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha!

O: No you haven't!

M: Yes I have! If you're pretending it's a space game, I must have pledged.

O: Not necessarily. I could be pretending it's a space game in my spare time.

M: I've had enough of this!

O: No you haven't.

M: Oh shut up!

(Man leaves the office and enters the next office)

Man: I want to complain.

Complainer: You want to complain! Look at this reddit. I've only had it three weeks and the drat thing keeps screaming BRIGADING

Man: No, I want to complain about...

Complainer: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.

Man: Oh!

Complainer: There's no fidelity, it's not immersive and I'm sick and tired of the excuses.

(Slams door. walks down corridor, opens next door. Gets hit on the head as he steps through.)

Man: Hello, I want to... ouch!

Spreaders: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, then go DREAMS. Try it again. (hits him on the head again)

Man: owwww!

Spreaders: Better, Better, but DREAMS, DREAMS! Hold your wallet out.

Man: No.

Spreaders: Now..

Man: DREAMS!!!!

Spreaders: Good, Good! That's it.

Man: Stop hitting me!!

Spreaders: What?

Man: Stop hitting me!!

Spreaders: Stop hitting you?

Man: Yes!

Spreaders: What did you come in here for?

Man: I came here to complain.

Spreaders: Oh no, that's next door. It's being-taken-for-all-your-money-mugging lessons in here.

Man: What a stupid concept.

:perfect:

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Quavers posted:

:lol:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45Ls1otq1k&t=1974s

Thank you Disco "we never say sale, you say sale" Lando :laffo:

That’s the one. But hey now it’s just a fan request that might get obliged eventually.

G0RF fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Aug 28, 2018

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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Hav posted:

They completely front load the nipples rather than pacing them throughout.

Still getting a ‘Rage’ feeling for some of it, but with a game tacked onto the tech demo.

Was super cool. The only down side is I don't much like FPS rpgs. I feel like I want to like this but won't because of that. I probably will like it a lot though, I'm sure. It sort of feels a bit like Fifth Element and that always needs more love too.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





Preen Dog
Nov 8, 2017


Lolololo

Is the official (fixed) Calling All Devs even out yet? I don't see it on Youtube.

They are crowdsourcing detractors to finish videos for them.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
lol he literally pulled a "what is a nazi, anyway?"

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheAgent posted:

lol he literally pulled a "what is a nazi, anyway?"

"He's not a neo-nazi, he's a... German white nationalist? Yeah that's the ticket." - A huge loving moron

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





extremely hot take:

https://twitter.com/gamermax7/status/1034248104533544960

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


It reminded me of how bloody awful SC was, it reminded me to never buy a ship package again, and finally it reminded me of what actual games developers are capable of when not led by a loving thumb.

So yeah, it reminded me of SC as well #Starcitizer #Crobblersthethumb #fidelity

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

In related news:

YOUTUBE: GamerMax does not expect OCS will make 3.3

He is now working on a GamerMax take on the Cyberpunk slice and I for one am eager to hear what he has to say.

Also:

YOUTUBE: SCAA five Years Later? Where does the channel go from here?

After 5 years of being Star Citizen video creator, Batgirl has announcement to make. She is renewing her commitment to creating videos for her channel...

(It’s like the fourth of fifth time she’s done it this year...)

G0RF fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Aug 28, 2018

Aqua Seafoam Shame
Aug 20, 2018

by astral
Has anyone said, "The lore down in Lorville" yet?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

G0RF posted:

YOUTUBE: SCAA five Years Later? Where does the channel go from here?

After 5 years of being Star Citizen video creator, Batgirl has announcement to make. She is renewing her commitment to creating videos for her channel...

(It’s like the fourth of fifth time she’s done it this year...)



I'm the starter ship that still floats unnaturally off the ground, 6+ years into development

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Good game tonight

*fires shotgun*

Excellent game

*dines*

Oh what's this about a videogame?

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Explosive diarrhea reminds me of star citizen.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Cyberpunk walkthrough was amazing. It'll probably make me upgrade my PC.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Its so loving hilarious to me that Star Citizen is lightyears ahead of the competition and there are multiple threads on Reddit clamoring for features to be added to Star Citizen... after the scope was expanded greatly YEARS AGO YOU loving MORONS

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.

Now, now. Jeuxvideo.com, as far as boards go, is our national Gamefaq. Only the dregs of society go there. Anything coming from it has less worth than a fart in a bag.
Oh, and "Poudre aux yeux", lit. Powder in the eyes is a shorthand for deception.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Mr.Tophat posted:

Good game tonight

*fires shotgun*

Excellent game

*dines*

Oh what's this about a videogame?

Murderer of procedural birds :911:

no_recall
Aug 17, 2015

Lipstick Apathy

Alchenar posted:

Ooh thanks for the link, I've watched a couple of these videos now and it's really fascinating to see all the little tricks devs pull in order to make things work.

Games are all about smoke and mirrors while not letting the player see behind the curtain to see how the illusions are being created.

Posting from the past

The greatest of ironies is that Star Citizen is a 1:1 fidelitous representation of REAL physics and REAL stuff. Whilst the state of the game and CIG are all smoke and mirrors.

I can't stop laughing at this.

Woke up to a lot of good cyberpunk, jacked to the tits now.

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Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/1034128375894495232

:lol::lol: I'm glad that the stress of their huge Gamescom presence is behind them now.

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