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voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Jamesman posted:

I stopped watching when they got rid of the Spirit Squad, which looking at Wikipedia, was shortly after the baby punting.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Matt Hardy. Known for high-flying acrobatics and an "extreme" aesthetic, he had a counterpart in Lita, his on-screen and real-life girlfriend.

Kane, a man possessing demonic fire powers after being burned as a child and raised by a ghoul, suddenly takes a liking to Lita, and claims her as his own. He fights Matt Hardy for her, wins, and rapes her. She gets pregnant from this.

A walking steroid named Gene Snitsky had a match with Kane, where Lita is accidentally hit, and miscarries. Kane, driven by rage and grief, goes after Snitsky. Despite claiming innocence due to it being an accident, Snitsky lays into it hard and takes on a gimmick of being "The guy that killed that baby" and antagonizes Lita to upset Kane, leading to the baby punting.

Lita now willingly stands by Kane's side as he defends her honor, and Snitsky is ultimately defeated and the good guys win.

Then real-life news comes out that Lita has been cheating on Matt Hardy with fellow wrestler, Edge. Matt Hardy reveals this on social media, and is promptly fired for breaking the illusion that everything in wrestling is real. Lita becomes a bad guy because the audience can't stop calling her a whore, and she teams up with Edge, and they now have a fight with Kane. Edge enlists the help of Snitsky to help beat Kane, offering him some alone time with Lita's feet as a reward (no, seriously), and Lita forgives and thanks him for killing her baby.

At some point, Matt Hardy is quietly rehired, and a storyline goes forward based on the real-life events with Edge and Matt having a feud. Matt loses. Edge celebrates by moving on to antagonizing wrestling legend Ric Flair over a real-life arrest, starting a feud between the two. Edge celebrates victories over Flair by planning to have sex with Lita in the middle of the ring on television.

And then things just get silly from there so I'll stop.

Wrestling is redneck anime

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:22

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# ? May 25, 2024 23:29

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I miss the days when it was buff man soap operas

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:42

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

It's a badly written soap opera where people punch each other instead of throwing water in each other's faces. Sometimes it's amazing garbage, and sometimes it's just regular garbage. There was just too much regular garbage that I tapped out and haven't really looked back.

Next time I'll tell you how Triple H hosed a corpse.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 01:45

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

bike tory posted:

Wrestling is redneck anime

LAST TIME ON WWE Z.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:08

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Indecisive posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MZxIjI1.gifv

Given all the nazis, I'd guess,

same.gif

# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:12

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

bike tory posted:

Wrestling is redneck anime

I don't think the rednecks would argue this point. I mean, you've got teams who show up to the ring by busting out of a box of BootyO's in full Dragon Ball Z cosplay.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 03:22

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I feel I just lost twenty points of iq

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:35

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Indecisive posted:

https://i.imgur.com/MZxIjI1.gifv

Now all we need is a quick brown fox.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 06:52

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Karate Bastard posted:

I feel I just lost twenty points of iq

enh, when you were sub-100 before does it really make a difference

# ? Aug 26, 2018 07:05

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

That eighties line makes one heck of a difference when it come sto writeing senteses wih grammer an that things I hear

# ? Aug 26, 2018 08:24

DaveKap: Feb 5, 2006; Pickle: Inspected.

Karate Bastard posted:

Dear giflords

Good news! Since nobody else decided to take the work, I fired up Photoshop and now everything is working so here is your new avatar.

I think you can use the gifv/mp4/webm extension and just link it since the .gif size is too large? I dunno if that works. Let me know if that doesn't work and I guess I can try to get it down to *checks note* 150KB?! I can probably resize it, I went with maximum allowed dimensions after all.

DaveKap has a new favorite as of 11:46 on Aug 26, 2018

# ? Aug 26, 2018 11:38

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I love it!!! I can't get it to work!!!!! :saddowns:

It just turns into a clickable link in the preview.

This is what I tried: (url)httpsxxx://i.imgur.com/2lUENEB.gifv(/url)

(but with [] brackets instead, and without xxx)

The av page tells me ~~I'm boned~~ this is required reading:
* You may use BBcode and smilies!!
* A few BBcode tags are not allowed in titles: [video], [img], and [timg]
* Change font size and color with the [size] and [color] tags, described here.
* HTML is not allowed in titles

If I can persuade you to have a go at squeezing it down under 150k, could you also try a version where the screen shake is only at the end? So it first zooms to a still of the baby's face, then with that violent screen shake on it just before it loops back to the beginning?

E: and maybe a little longer delay on the cows?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Aug 26, 2018

# ? Aug 26, 2018 12:44

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Samovar posted:

Now all we need is a quick brown fox.

I think that dog wanted love and attention so bad he just took what he could get.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 14:44

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

LingcodKilla posted:

I think that dog wanted love and attention so bad he just took what he could get.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 14:54

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://i.imgur.com/t1GMN1n.mp4

# ? Aug 26, 2018 14:58

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

*in the voice of King Leonidas* HERE COMES FYAAAAAAAAAD

https://i.imgur.com/ic0vBqI.mp4

# ? Aug 26, 2018 15:26

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

LingcodKilla posted:

I think that dog wanted love and attention so bad he just took what he could get.

They really are just like us.

# ? Aug 26, 2018 16:04

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Karate Bastard posted:

I love it!!! I can't get it to work!!!!! It just turns into a clickable link in the preview.

This is what I tried: (url)httpsxxx://i.imgur.com/2lUENEB.gifv(/url)

(but with [] brackets instead, and without xxx)

The av page tells me ~~I'm boned~~ this is required reading:
* You may use BBcode and smilies!!
* A few BBcode tags are not allowed in titles: [video], [img], and [timg]
* Change font size and color with the [size] and [color] tags, described here.
* HTML is not allowed in titles

If I can persuade you to have a go at squeezing it down under 150k, could you also try a version where the screen shake is only at the end? So it first zooms to a still of the baby's face, then with that violent screen shake on it just before it loops back to the beginning?

E: and maybe a little longer delay on the cows?