[Hot Takes] Empathy is an emotion experienced by women and sodomy enthusiasts

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LGD: Sep 25, 2004

fool_of_sound posted:

I wonder why the job of choice for useless rich crotchspawn switched from 'middle manager at Uncle Bill's company' to 'thinkpiece writer at Uncle Bill's magazine'

I don't think it necessarily did, it's not like you'd ever be hearing about those middle managers in the first place

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:13

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 03:32

Bushiz: Sep 21, 2004; The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se; Grimey Drawer

Middle managers have some capability to interfere with the operation of your business.

If they just have 500 words weekly there's a lot less they can gently caress up.

Also I feel like ever since Bush ii became president everyone was less embarrassed by giving their worthless progeny a high profile job so we see more of it.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:45

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Shear Modulus posted:

all the kids want to be online influencers now

The term is thinkfluencers now tyvm

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:56

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Jose posted:

despite being a massive racist for years jeremy clarkson had a massive meltdown about the Leave vote winning lol

was it entirely about making car importation more annoying

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:59

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

The term is thinkfluencers now tyvm

that doesn't have creepy undertones at all, no sir

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1020849443287924736?lang=en

# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:11

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

fool_of_sound posted:

I wonder why the job of choice for useless rich crotchspawn switched from 'middle manager at Uncle Bill's company' to 'thinkpiece writer at Uncle Bill's magazine'

the better question is when did these assholes decide that this was no longer a shameful thing to announce to the world

# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:33

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 18 days!)

Bushiz posted:

Middle managers have some capability to interfere with the operation of your business.

If they just have 500 words weekly there's a lot less they can gently caress up.

Also I feel like ever since Bush ii became president everyone was less embarrassed by giving their worthless progeny a high profile job so we see more of it.

Plus they're increasingly stealing wages from middle managers too now, so you can avoid resentment in your family by giving them a thinkpiece gig. Plus getting paid for thinkpieces is no different from having an allowance.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:55

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

get that OUT of my face posted:

that doesn't have creepy undertones at all, no sir

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1020849443287924736?lang=en

get a load of the nerd

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:16

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

shut the gently caress up about whatever fgc is and post some hot takes

Jose the fgc is the fighting game community and one of the best players in the world is a gay black furry who wears part of a fursuit when he games

There's a match where he got super serious and he took his furhat off and people lost their minds like he was Goku charging a spirit bomb

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:16

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Shut the gently caress up dickeye

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:23

Boing: Jul 12, 2005; trapped in custom title factory, send help

get that OUT of my face posted:

that doesn't have creepy undertones at all, no sir

https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1020849443287924736?lang=en

I mean, he kinda has a point, but also it is climate change.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:36

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Jose the fgc is the fighting game community and one of the best players in the world is a gay black furry who wears part of a fursuit when he games

There's a match where he got super serious and he took his furhat off and people lost their minds like he was Goku charging a spirit bomb

ing this cause it's great and jose can suck a butt

# ? Aug 27, 2018 21:42

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

Shut the gently caress up dickeye

Don't silence the legend of sonicfox who did an interview on espn after evo in a full fursuit

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:05

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wow, he sounds really cool.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

actually furries are degenerate perverts

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:08

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

You telling me, the videogame playing champion is also a furry? Weird.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:09

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

wow, he sounds really cool.

he's a weird dude but gamers get insanely mad about him so I support the fursuit poo poo

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:09

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

wow, he sounds really cool.

He is

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:09

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

asking goons whether they hate gamers or furries more is a real sophie's choice

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:15

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 18 days!)

Jose must've been terrible at Tekken.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:16

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/OGICEY/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:31

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/OGICEY/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

I had to stop watching like 30 sec in, jfc the cringe

# ? Aug 27, 2018 22:35

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Boing posted:

I mean, he kinda has a point, but also it is climate change.

its funny because scientists in other fields would tell him why this is dumb and wrong (hint: its about values and not *trusting scientists*) but weird he doesnt listen to them

# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:00

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trabisnikof posted:

its funny because scientists in other fields would tell him why this is dumb and wrong (hint: its about values and not *trusting scientists*) but weird he doesnt listen to them

yeah, it's obvious that the only reason that the reason we haven mobilized the nation to radically change our nation to deal with climate change is because it poses a short term threat to the accumulation of capital (long term, those zeros in your bank account will be literally worthless as we are all dead)

# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:10

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

https://twitter.com/OGICEY/status/1...ingawful.com%2F

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:37

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

So I looked it up and that interview is fake, it's from a 'comedy' YouTube channel (he has other videos where he pretends to be a fox news reporter) but a bunch of the more recent videos are possibly serious qanon / infowars stuff, I dunno I'm not watching them to find out.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 23:45

Your Parents: Jul 19, 2017; by R. Guyovich

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Look the rapist is mad again

Stop lying about me like an insane person.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:09

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 18 days!)

What's insane is committing to a lovely posting gimmick that everyone hates.

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i remember a time when gimmick accounts were banned on sight

# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:26