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So uh I've been out of the bitcoin mocking scene since it started booming way back late last year. Did Tether ever finally go down as a scam? Is Bitfinex still a thing? Are people still losing their livelihood on this bullshit?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 00:45 |
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Hopefully everything. Also gently caress you for posting that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 01:06 |
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Spaced God posted:Did Tether ever finally go down as a scam? Is Bitfinex still a thing? https://twitter.com/eurtprinter/status/1034057862832705537 Still going on, everyone knows it's a scam but can't do anything about it. Also CNBC still keeps reporting every tether-backed pump as a "rally". Double Bill fucked around with this message at 11:18 on Aug 28, 2018 |
# ? Aug 28, 2018 11:13 |
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Off topic but does anyone have this short story about a chinese 'farmer' in the far future who lived in an 'attention economy' it involved a drone that pepper sprayed people to get their attention and eventually two giant robots fighting each other piloted by major influencers with the protagonist finding himself ontop of one of the robots, thus gaining a lifetime supply of attention credits? I swear it was posted in this thread or another bitcoin thread?
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:24 |
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Zajajaja posted:Off topic but does anyone have this short story about https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3462638&pagenumber=28&perpage=40#post400702769
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:37 |
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Boxturret posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3462638&pagenumber=28&perpage=40#post400702769 FINALLY THANK U GOD
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:38 |
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Is something supposed to be going on with Dogecoin on Sept. 6? Is there some kind of planned scam happening? I'm hoping to be able to stop my friend from potentially losing a lot of money, but most of this stuff goes over my head beyond really basic knowledge that you make money off of cryptos by figuring out how to leave someone else holding the bag.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:46 |
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Failtron posted:Is something supposed to be going on with Dogecoin on Sept. 6? Is there some kind of planned scam happening? I'm hoping to be able to stop my friend from potentially losing a lot of money, but most of this stuff goes over my head beyond really basic knowledge that you make money off of cryptos by figuring out how to leave someone else holding the bag.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 16:49 |
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Bitmex is so large because they let you do 100x leverage. The regular exchanges rudely try to keep you from making such amazing profits.
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 18:02 |
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 18:12 |
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Double Bill posted:https://twitter.com/eurtprinter/status/1034057862832705537
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 19:14 |
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Can someone explain tether to me, a dumb gay baby who can't wrap his head around what the gently caress it is and why anyone would think it makes bitcoin less of a scam
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:23 |
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Jenrai posted:Can someone explain tether to me, a dumb gay baby who can't wrap his head around what the gently caress it is and why anyone would think it makes bitcoin less of a scam they make more and number go up .: good
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:26 |
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Jenrai posted:Can someone explain tether to me, a dumb gay baby who can't wrap his head around what the gently caress it is and why anyone would think it makes bitcoin less of a scam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSXbgfKFWg
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:29 |
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Jenrai posted:Can someone explain tether to me, a dumb gay baby who can't wrap his head around what the gently caress it is and why anyone would think it makes bitcoin less of a scam I have a storage unit full of beanie babies, but they aren't worth poo poo. So what I do is I write IOUs in the amount of fifty million dollars and use them to buy the beanie babies from myself, thereby driving the price of beanie babies to the moon. Then I sell them to morons. Since the IOUs say, in very fine print, that I will not trade actual money for them, I can go ahead and sell those too No one cares that I'm doing this because, like me, they're all trying to get rich selling beanie babies and IOUs to morons
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:44 |
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is there a beanie baby backed coin
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# ? Aug 28, 2018 21:45 |
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resistentialism posted:is there a beanie baby backed coin inch is a worm, not a blockchain
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 01:24 |
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Uranium 235 posted:enjoy Oh, man. Oh. Oh. This is disturbing.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 03:26 |
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Bitcoin is back at EDIT: Shameful error on my part, Sensei. nnnotime fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Aug 29, 2018 |
# ? Aug 29, 2018 04:00 |
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nnnotime posted:Bitcoin is back at $7,000. The thread title needs to be on the blockchain to stay current. this thread lists the correct value of btc. all other exchanges are giving erroneous quotes
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 04:10 |
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The White Dragon posted:this thread lists the correct value of btc. all other exchanges are giving erroneous quotes We should probably change the title to like $20 then
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 05:42 |
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What's the average cost of a tulip? That feels about right.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 05:46 |
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Jenrai posted:Can someone explain tether to me, a dumb gay baby who can't wrap his head around what the gently caress it is and why anyone would think it makes bitcoin less of a scam It's unbacked currency printed in unlimited amounts and used to manipulate market prices of other coins on cryptocurrency exchanges. Basically everything real and imagined that bitcoiners hate and fear about the Federal Reserve, but now it's okay because they've stripped out all oversight and accountability.
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VitalSigns posted:It's unbacked currency printed in unlimited amounts and used to manipulate market prices of other coins on cryptocurrency exchanges.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 07:16 |
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how long is a piece of blockchain?
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 08:10 |
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Pimblor posted:how long is a piece of blockchain? one Inch
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 10:20 |
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Pimblor posted:how long is a piece of blockchain? Depends: how much money and fuel do you have?
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 10:33 |
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Boxturret posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3462638&pagenumber=28&perpage=40#post400702769 Aftermath: Eripsa went on to briefly advise some attention token concept called Synereo. Synereo went on to briefly be worth some retarded eight figure amount of money before dying in a fire. One of the people involved in Synereo started a spinoff called Rchain. Rchain is still around, worth a retarded amount of money and rumor has it some of the people involved in bigger projects worth even more money are sniffing around it. The thread itself spawned a lot of other threads making fun of eripsa that lasted for years. A sample post from the last page of one such thread in early 2015: quote:The biggest flaw in smart contracts is "how does the computer know you're dead"? No one will sell on a site where the customer's money is automatically refunded if they don't come online and press a "Not Dead" button every day, since bitcoiners have continuously proven themselves too scammy for that, but anything else relying on people's input is basically just standard escrow. Every single idea mentioned in this post has been ICOd for retarded amounts of money, some multiple times. None of the products built on these ideas have any users because most of them really are that dumb, so the result is many billions of IRL dollars spent on things goons were deconstructing for fun years ago. What I’m trying to say here is that we thought cefte was a funny man making jokes but it turned out he was just a Cassandra impotently howling into the void. Adar fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Aug 29, 2018 |
# ? Aug 29, 2018 15:52 |
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This is actually scary accurate.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 17:23 |
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Adar posted:Aftermath: you're telling me the Thanksgiving dinner dish algorithm that would optimize for the least objectionable dishes through a series of surveys and evaluations completed by all your family members and friends never took off
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 17:41 |
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Pimblor posted:how long is a piece of blockchain? You forge it yourself, inch by inch and yard by yard. You know, like Jacob Marley.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 17:50 |
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Powered Descent posted:You know, like Jacob Marley. Block-a-chain soulja, We be off to America.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 18:39 |
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Really good time to buy right now.
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 19:46 |
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shitcoin
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 20:06 |
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https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/paw5jz/a-programmer-ate-rear end-to-save-cryptocurrency-prophecy
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UCS Hellmaker posted:https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/paw5jz/a-programmer-ate-rear end-to-save-cryptocurrency-prophecy eatthebutt coin
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# ? Aug 29, 2018 23:39 |
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i think the price of bitcoin rose because of it being inherently valuable. i must be in horseville because im surrounded by naysayers
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 06:03 |
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$50M Tether pump and it only managed to get the number above 7k for two days, good poo poo.
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# ? Aug 30, 2018 07:23 |
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Adar posted:What I’m trying to say here is that we thought cefte was a funny man making jokes but it turned out he was just a Cassandra impotently howling into the void.
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Crash the coin
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