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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Danaru posted:

Who would win in a fight, Neelix or Alf

Alf, but only if he had a knife.

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CaptainSkinny
Apr 22, 2011

You get it?
No.


EvilTaytoMan posted:

Depends on whether you consider Neelix to be a cat or not.

Fine then, Alf vs M'Ress.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'd rather see Alf versus the Kzinti because I love Alf and hate them.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

would you rather fight five alf sized neelixes or one neelix sized alf

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I think just one Alf sized Neelix would kick my rear end, so I'll go with five of those, at least it will be over quicker.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Ok now who would you rather gently caress

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
alf and neelix are both loving cursed as hell

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

alf and neelix are both loving cursed as hell

i got a ~14" ceramic alf as a christmas gift

i dress it up for each season and holiday because at this point what am i gonna do

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

shovelbum posted:

i got a ~14" ceramic alf as a christmas gift

i dress it up for each season and holiday because at this point what am i gonna do

uh, have you tried... not that?

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Can we please call Alf by his given name, Gordon Shumway?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Ok now who would you rather gently caress
five alf sized neelixes

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

uh, have you tried... not that?

Why would you? Its probably his horcrux

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
What would Alfix look like if they had the same transporter accident as Tuvix

Or would it be Neelf

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Look if there's going to be any franchise crossovers it's going to be Star Trek and Power Rangers

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Kes would be in luck because Alfix would want to eat the cat

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Look if there's going to be any franchise crossovers it's going to be Star Trek and Power Rangers

Star Trek/X-Men already happened, twice; first was TOS and second was TNG.


The TOS one is a lot of fun and includes Kirk getting shot down when he tries to pick up Jean Gray. The TNG one is dull and poorly-drawn.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Star Trek/X-Men already happened, twice; first was TOS and second was TNG.


The TOS one is a lot of fun and includes Kirk getting shot down when he tries to pick up Jean Gray. The TNG one is dull and poorly-drawn.

I mean future crossovers

Ok fine you forced my hand I'm gonna write this poo poo now and it's going to be posted right here.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Family Matters, except the cast gets assimilated by the Borg ten minutes in

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Steve would save them. If he got assimilated too, his clone Stefan would fly back from France, use the transformation chamber to transform himself back into Steve, and figure out a way to save them. Probably by using his transformation chamber, his robot cop, his teleportation device, his time travel wrist band, or some combination of these.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Danaru posted:

Family Matters, except the cast gets assimilated by the Borg ten minutes in

Borg Hive Matters.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

I mean future crossovers

Ok fine you forced my hand I'm gonna write this poo poo now and it's going to be posted right here.

Which series? Like okay Trek and Power Rangers but there's a bunch of Trek series and even more Power Rangers series

CaptainSkinny
Apr 22, 2011

You get it?
No.


Obviously the one where the Power Rangers are in space makes the most sense, so it probably shouldn't be that one.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


More franchise wide taking things from all the different shows

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

More franchise wide taking things from all the different shows

This but they're all just different rikers

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

More franchise wide taking things from all the different shows

star trek where none of the primary cast are human. has to have the fish guys with ice harmonicas.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Pick posted:

star trek where none of the primary cast are human. has to have the fish guys with ice harmonicas.

Someone call Mick Fleetwood

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
who is the worst recurring character in start trak, and why is it troi

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Clawtopsy posted:

who is the worst recurring character in start trak, and why is it troi

funny way to spell jake sisko

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Clawtopsy posted:

who is the worst recurring character in start trak, and why is it troi

easy take for culluh

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

shovelbum posted:

funny way to spell jake sisko

Look at this bad and dumb opinion. Jake’s not even close to being the worst character on DS9, let alone all of Star Trek.

The answer is actually [Voyager character].

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Everyone knows the worst character on deep space 9 is brunt

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

no its admiral loving nechayev

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Pick posted:

Everyone knows the worst character on deep space 9 is brunt

Not applicable due to Jeffrey Combs

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Nacheyev’s entire purpose in Starfleet is ballbuster.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Not applicable due to Jeffrey Combs

im just foolin', brunt is great

also metagreat since it's the makeup he was in when he was trolling the poo poo out of marc alaimo

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Big Mean Jerk posted:

Look at this bad and dumb opinion. Jake’s not even close to being the worst character on DS9, let alone all of Star Trek.

The answer is actually [Voyager character].

but the doctor is good

only good thing about the series

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pick posted:

im just foolin', brunt is great

also metagreat since it's the makeup he was in when he was trolling the poo poo out of marc alaimo

I was also joking about Jake sadly, does Trek even have any bad recurring characters? It's not something I see as a problem w the series. Q and Lwaxana etc are really memorable. Do the Borg Kids count they sucked and weren't really main cast.

The poor equinox survivors never recurred

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Like, there were some really awful regular cast members but most of the recurring characters were good.

Ambassador Soval on Enterprise was kind of lovely but I enjoyed his open hatred of humans, I agree they're pretty terrible and probably shouldn't be trusted with starships

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

shovelbum posted:

I was also joking about Jake sadly, does Trek even have any bad recurring characters?

Harry Mudd.

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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Sela sucked and she somehow got worse each time they used her. If they were looking for an excuse to keep bringing back Denise Crosby I’d have much preferred constant time travel shenanigans to revive Tasha Yar.

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