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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Two-Pump Trump

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

so he lasted less than a michael buffer ring intro

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Splatmaster posted:

Two-Pump Trump

:trumppop:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

quote:

At one point, Daniels said she went to the bathroom and when she came out, Trump “was in his underwear and his shirt and he was like, ‘Heeey...’”

get it out of my head!!!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Reminder that president Big Boy likes to be spanked with magazines with his face on them.

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
Donnie doing the Fonz is the funniest thing omg

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





well trump does like to say he’s very patriotic. minute men is as patriotic as it gets

Miracle Mike
Sep 23, 2012

I talk too much

they are proper soymen and real soyprofessionals!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Burt Sexual posted:

get it out of my head!!!!

- said Stormy.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Splatmaster posted:

Two-Pump Trump

poo poo Call the NY Post!

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




When you squirt it’s really pee, right?

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe

George H.W. oval office posted:

well trump does like to say he’s very patriotic. minute men is as patriotic as it gets

A real cold warrior, if you will. 🤣🤣🤣

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Who hates coleslaw?!

People with self-respect.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

I'm the "photoshopping the epitome of sensible firearms control into that one extremely trying pro-gun what's-her-name and then debasing her and fantasizing about sex with her"





Wait, no I'm not, that's just too loving weird in the wrong direction to be me.

Kumo posted:

Historically, much of the restraints on the President as the Executive are limited & self-imposed. 18 USC 227 does prohibit something along these lines, but laws have to be enforced & the criminal act probably fairly evident upon the terminology.

The statutory language of "solely on the basis of partisan political affiliation" feels like a way to escape criminal liability. To say nothing of extant case law (I haven't looked so it's a bit risky to comment without knowing how Courts have determined what the standards are).

https://codes.findlaw.com/us/title-18-crimes-and-criminal-procedure/18-usc-sect-227.html

A lot of criminal matters involve profit, but tanking a public company because it's "the other" would be more a matter of civil or tort claims. But all the examples I can think of don't involve being the DOTUS, a sitting president with the brain power of a bowl of rancid butter mashed potatoes.

George H.W. oval office posted:

well trump does like to say he's very patriotic. minute men is as patriotic as it gets

:hmbol: the closest to military service the smoothbrained retard president ever got was being a minuteman.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Trump speaking to evangelicals promises violence if Democrats take over Congress in November.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/404057-trump-warned-evangelical-leaders-of-violence-if-gop-loses-election

More specifically the left. I presume radical Antifa terrorists will celebrate their victory by running violently through the streets and beheading Christians, as we are wont to do.

The Hill posted:

If the GOP loses control of Congress, he warned, “they will overturn everything that we’ve done and they’ll do it quickly and violently, and violently.” It’s unclear who specifically Trump was referring to.

“There’s violence. When you look at Antifa and you look at some of these groups - these are violent people,” he said.

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Aug 28, 2018

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Is it Krang and his supersoldiers again?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Splatmaster posted:

Two-Pump Trump

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Two scoops
Two minutes
Two terms

Trump 2020

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Come on, who among us hasn't paid $65k per minute of sex with a porn star.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

:d2a:

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Splatmaster posted:

Two-Pump Trump

:vince:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



quote:

“The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history.

“He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’ He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.”

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Mistle posted:

.

:hmbol: the closest to military service the smoothbrained retard president ever got was being a minuteman.

Two minute man

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
the gorilla channel is real

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

the gorilla channel pissed ape is real

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/The_Viking95/status/1034581383459622912

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Good for him.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/ABCWorldNews/status/1034488175270522880?s=20

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Burt Sexual posted:

get it out of my head!!!!

Replace Flander's face with Trumps as he says "Nothing at all, nothing at all"

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

:lol:

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Jestery posted:

Two minute man

"Maybe" two minutes means a minute and change, I stand by my assertion :colbert:

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

i mean this isn't really a surprise he was a morbidly obese 60 year old man at the time, of course his sex game is weak af

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I'm thinking the guillotine should be modified just for Trump.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Valko posted:

I'm thinking the guillotine should be modified just for Trump.



I recommend a macuahuitl



They're pretty effective



Also fitting

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Interesting, Bogus Adventure. Pitting his fear of sharks against his fear of anything south of the border...

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Man what the gently caress is going on?

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Bogus Adventure posted:

I recommend a macuahuitl



They're pretty effective



Also fitting

holy poo poo a piss horse
something trump and pence can finally have in common

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

Man what the gently caress is going on?

one of these days the lazy loving machines will get around to rebooting the simulation

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TontoCorazon posted:

Man what the gently caress is going on?

treason, op

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Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006


Holy poo poo a ton of republicans are winning.

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