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RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

ShutteredIn posted:

What the. Nobody but extremely online people care about "bernie drama"

i wouldn't be so sure

there has been a non-stop campaign against the man since the election

don't underestimate the ability for morons to follow their marching orders

bernie's best bet is a crowded primary where the centrists cannibalize each other's votes

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
when is someone gonna call him andy gollum

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
https://twitter.com/thelawmom/status/1034611394988199936

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
wasn't expecting him to win, very happy

but drat i can't watch twitter right now, ill miss the centrist whining, please post some ITT if you see them

at least i had time to see ESS cry

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

ShutteredIn posted:

What the. Nobody but extremely online people care about "bernie drama"

that's, uh, not bernie drama he's referring to

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

RottenK posted:

wasn't expecting him to win, very happy

but drat i can't watch twitter right now, ill miss the centrist whining, please post some ITT if you see them

at least i had time to see ESS cry

honestly im going on a succ hunt and having trouble finding bad tweets. its a good night.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

RottenK posted:

wasn't expecting him to win, very happy

but drat i can't watch twitter right now

if you think this is bad, wait until the inevitable loss to DeSantis because florida is Actually Bad

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I really wish my depression wasn't so bad so I could feel excited about Gilium winning, I hope he helps reform the university system (if he wins the governorship)

Joementum posted:

if you think this is bad, wait until the inevitable loss to DeSantis because florida is Actually Bad

I live in Orlando 25 minutes from the Villages and it's hell on earth

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

that's, uh, not bernie drama he's referring to

Oooohhhhhh

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
GILLUMENTUM!!!

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
The absolute saddest part of Florida is there are a lot of good people who live down here that are so incredibly disenfranchised by decades of a corrupt and worthless democratic party that a reversal now might really be too little to late for the state that would have been completely destroyed if Irma hit it at full strength

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
Today in fantasy football procedural theorycrafting that will never happen:

https://twitter.com/realsatanson/status/1033764134947618822


Serious question though, does it actually even say "51" in the relevant section of the constitution or does it just say "majority"? 'Cause 50 / 99 is still a majority my dudes.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
gillum will win the general election and be the next governor of florida

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

The absolute saddest part of Florida is there are a lot of good people who live down here that are so incredibly disenfranchised by decades of a corrupt and worthless democratic party that a reversal now might really be too little to late for the state that would have been completely destroyed if Irma hit it at full strength

it's fun to imagine sometimes what would have happened if irma had been just a little bit further north down by miami and a little further west in tampa bay
it would've turned half the state into a wasteland lmao



and by fun I mean I'm really glad I no longer live in tampa

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

Concerned Citizen posted:

gillum will win the general election and be the next governor of florida

He will lose the election but be governor after Bernie abolishes bourgeoisie democracy

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Concerned Citizen posted:

gillum will win the general election and be the next governor of florida

gently caress you you're so wrong about everything you just jinxed him

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

the bitcoin of weed posted:

it's fun to imagine sometimes what would have happened if irma had been just a little bit further north down by miami and a little further west in tampa bay
it would've turned half the state into a wasteland lmao



and by fun I mean I'm really glad I no longer live in tampa

It spending 8 hours over Cuba reducing in strength saved Florida from looking like Hirsoshima.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

the bitcoin of weed posted:

it's fun to imagine sometimes what would have happened if irma had been just a little bit further north down by miami and a little further west in tampa bay

rip jose

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Entropic posted:

Serious question though, does it actually even say "51" in the relevant section of the constitution or does it just say "majority"? 'Cause 50 / 99 is still a majority my dudes.

Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.

_

This calls to mind how the Senate has gone back and forth on whether invoking cloture to break a filibuster requires a two-thirds majority of all Senators voting (that is, whoever is present at the time), or if it requires a two-thirds majority of the entire Senate (that is, 60 out of 100).

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
chopped and screwed bernie

https://twitter.com/AndrewGillum/status/1034411225675907074

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

anime was right posted:

honestly im going on a succ hunt and having trouble finding bad tweets. its a good night.

oh thats nice

Joementum posted:

if you think this is bad, wait until the inevitable loss to DeSantis because florida is Actually Bad

lol if he loses ill be too busy laughing at the usual suspects tearing their hair out in rage over a filthy berniecrat sabotaging the sacred blue wave to be upset

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Venom Snake posted:

It spending 8 hours over Cuba reducing in strength saved Florida from looking like Hirsoshima.

rip to the half dozen caribbean island nations it did this to that saved jose's vacation from being much worse

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
A Bernie bro... who's black?!

What the blazes?!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

A Bernie bro... who's black?!

What the blazes?!

you're gonna throw a fit when you google this: "alexandria ocasio-cortez"

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

A Bernie bro... who's black?!

What the blazes?!

bernies mind control knows no moral bounds

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

WampaLord posted:

gently caress you you're so wrong about everything you just jinxed him

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

A Bernie bro... who's black?!

What the blazes?!

would electing black people end racism?

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Florida is Not Great, but MFA and $15/hr minimum wage are really great and popular, so he's got a chance.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

anime was right posted:

you're gonna throw a fit when you google this: "alexandria ocasio-cortez"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
My incredibly racist uncle whose voted straight GOP for 50 years said he would vote for a communist if they promised to save the Lagoon/coastal parts of Florida. So maybe Gil can win off that

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

That's a good point too. It's just now coming to national attention, but Florida's waters are becoming a giant toxic waste dump. Floridians are displeased about this.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
florida is going to be a salt marsh in 20 years either way

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


SOROS :argh:

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al! posted:

florida is going to be a salt marsh in 20 years either way

If one of the giant Antarctic ice shelves break off the entire state will be under the ocean very fast

Hurricanes will probably make it impossible to live here first tho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punk rebel ecks posted:

Florida is a red state but with a fair bit of left of center people in it. It's what people inagine Texas will be in twenty years.

the coastals and college towns are blue, but every other rural area is red

im defintely voting gillum come november

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Don't forget the vital Swamp Maoists demographic

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

what is his position on the people's war

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Venom Snake posted:

If one of the giant Antarctic ice shelves break off the entire state will be under the ocean very fast

Hurricanes will probably make it impossible to live here first tho

im just saying from where i sit the most responsible thing as a floridian would be to move out of florida and move as much of your family out of florida before it's too late

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al! posted:

florida is going to be a salt marsh in 20 years either way

Use them now to further the revolution

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

tweets are thicker than water

Pomp posted:

Succ Schumer learned everything he knows about deals from Art of the Deal

this is like casinos that sell books that promise a winning poker system

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