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quote:[–]uns5dies [score hidden] 15 minutes ago
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Aug 29, 2018 13:57
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Bitcoin can give you mutant powers.
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Aug 29, 2018 14:04
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i notice that he does not indicate whether this gambit he sprang on his mom worked or not
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Aug 29, 2018 16:06
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give it time he only asked her this morning
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Aug 29, 2018 17:13
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you see mother it is only logical that i create a drug empire and murder my enemies
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Aug 29, 2018 17:32
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I'm the toxic marijuana sold by totally real-life drug dealers for reasons.
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Aug 29, 2018 18:10
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Horrormelon posted:I'm the toxic marijuana sold by totally real-life drug dealers for reasons. they might lace it with cooler, better drugs and then sell it at the same price for a loss, for reasons!
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Aug 29, 2018 18:14
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oregano is not a deadly poison tho???
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Aug 29, 2018 18:21
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Whoever wrote that absolutely snorted pixy stix to try to get high, probably multiple times
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Aug 29, 2018 18:29
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"'Booger sugar' isn't supposed to be literal, you doofus."
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Aug 29, 2018 19:07
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Antlerhill posted:half a mil is enough to not need a job? extrapolating from the last 10 years of price data it's clear he'll be a quadrillionaire by them i, for one, welcome mammal extinction and the dominance of earth by giant cockroaches
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Aug 29, 2018 19:09
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pesticides are a real thing with pot, yes
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Aug 29, 2018 20:16
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Herman Merman posted:[–]kelvin_condensate -2 points 8 hours ago Previous catastrophes sort of lead to humans existing, and obviously we like that, so why wouldn't we like being wiped out for some future species? I like how climate change denial is slowly morphing into "Yes, climate change is real and catastrophic, but who cares?".
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Aug 29, 2018 20:54
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I have no issue with wanting to wipe out this garbage clown species, but why would you choose the slowest, most miserable path to extinction?
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Aug 29, 2018 20:57
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KnifeWrench posted:I have no issue with wanting to wipe out this garbage clown species, but why would you choose the slowest, most miserable path to extinction? we tried going quicker from about 1938 onwards, but it turns out that most people don't want to be bathed in the purifying heat of a nuclear firestorm, go figure
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Aug 29, 2018 21:23
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KnifeWrench posted:I have no issue with wanting to wipe out this garbage clown species, but why would you choose the slowest, most miserable path to extinction? don't worry, i'm sure most of us will die in the world war that erupts over claim to the few remaining habitable territories
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Aug 29, 2018 21:24
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Lol we are totally gonna do the thing from that William Gibson novel anyway. 80% of the population dies off but the 20% who survive live in techno luxury.
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Aug 29, 2018 22:31
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re: businesses taking bitcoin->payment processor->fiat won't suddenly make consumers rush out to buy bitcoins quote:slvbtc 3 points 4 hours ago*
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Aug 29, 2018 23:03
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lol if you don't think we are all but fodder to the blessed teeth of satoshi's maw
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Aug 29, 2018 23:04
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...! posted:re: businesses taking bitcoin->payment processor->fiat won't suddenly make consumers rush out to buy bitcoins electronic..... PAYMENT!?!?
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Aug 29, 2018 23:06
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step 1: find a restaurant that accepts bitcoin step 2: find friends step 3: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON 
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Aug 29, 2018 23:06
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Weatherman posted:lol if you don't think we are all but fodder to the blessed teeth of satoshi's maw more like butt foddder
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Aug 29, 2018 23:09
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Sedge and Bee posted:electronic..... PAYMENT!?!? yeah, but not like that credit card crap where you tap your card on the reader and then get up and leave. we're talking real electronic payment here, where it takes half an hour for the waitstaff to figure out how to make the ipad display the right address and then there's another half-hour wait to get enough confirmations. your friends won't be able to believe their eyes.
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Aug 29, 2018 23:19
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what you do is confuse the staff with the bit-coin to create an opening to run away without paying
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Aug 29, 2018 23:24
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Soricidus posted:yeah, but not like that credit card crap where you tap your card on the reader and then get up and leave. we're talking real electronic payment here, where it takes half an hour for the waitstaff to figure out how to make the ipad display the right address and then there's another half-hour wait to get enough confirmations. your friends won't be able to believe their eyes. "oh you want a tip too? well i'm not going to do it through the same system, after all how do i know the tip goes to you and not the business, and really you should be accepting bitcoin personally and also demanding to be paid in it as well." [wait staff begrudgingly sets up a wallet] "ah good, here's your tip" [sends penny shavings]
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Aug 29, 2018 23:28
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Soricidus posted:yeah, but not like that credit card crap where you tap your card on the reader and then get up and leave. we're talking real electronic payment here, where it takes half an hour for the waitstaff to figure out how to make the ipad display the right address and then there's another half-hour wait to get enough confirmations. your friends won't be able to believe their eyes. *waits for 6 confirmations, goggle-eyed and silent the whole time* Woah! What just happened here?
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Aug 29, 2018 23:30
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they say that in the time it takes to confirm one bitcoin transaction satoshi's teeth grow by a full kilometre
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Aug 29, 2018 23:33
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quote:[–]PaedophobeKarma CC: 259 BTC: 1381 20 points 12 hours ago they really are in love with this idea
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Aug 29, 2018 23:44
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how often are bitcoiners accused of rape that 'consent on the blockchain' is a huge selling point
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Aug 29, 2018 23:46
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you know someone's a thoroughly decent human being when they have a cutesy nickname for rape. i guess at least his comment is unpopular
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Aug 29, 2018 23:47
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that's not even how consent works, which is not surprising for bitcoiners but still
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Aug 29, 2018 23:53
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Djeser posted:that's not even how ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿works, which is not surprising for bitcoiners but still
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Aug 30, 2018 00:06
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hah, you didn't read the fine print, so now I get anal consent is on the blockchain, no takebacks
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Aug 30, 2018 00:07
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An immutable ledger for insufferable lechers.
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Aug 30, 2018 00:46
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i'm in a social situation where i have to be kind to a guy wearing a t-shirt that says "hodl". satoshi please give me the strength of your infinite arms.
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Aug 30, 2018 00:51
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Gobbeldygook posted:i'm in a social situation where i have to be kind to a guy wearing a t-shirt that says "hodl". satoshi please give me the strength of your infinite arms. may his infinitely growing teeth form an impenetrable shield around your soul
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Aug 30, 2018 00:56
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Boxturret posted:they really are in love with this idea i wonder if blockchain technology can be used to avoid being accused of negative rape.
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Aug 30, 2018 01:21
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Magrov posted:i wonder if blockchain technology can be used to avoid being accused of negative rape. i've heard bitcoiners say that the blockchain is good because you can't have negative values which means debt is impossible so no, you can't store negative rape on the blockchain
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Aug 30, 2018 01:52
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then we will just have to start off with everyone having a set number of tokens and you gain or lose them based on your behaviour!
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Aug 30, 2018 02:49
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Hammerite posted:you know someone's a thoroughly decent human being when they have a cutesy nickname for rape. i guess at least his comment is unpopular sowwy, looks wike i did a widdle rapey-rapey fucky-wucky uwu Sedge and Bee posted:hah, you didn't read the fine print, so now I get anal what, you thought "ianal" meant i am not a lawyer? 
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