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We Know Catheters posted:Black ants are spicy and grasshoppers and earthworms have no taste. Boxelder bugs taste like bitter and metal. I used to eat them when I was a kid.
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I had a dream once as a child that I was eating a piece of candy with the cellophane wrapper still on it. Then I woke up. German cockroaches taste exactly like you'd expect them to.
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Aug 28, 2018 18:48
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I had a dream once as a child that I was eating a piece of candy with the cellophane wrapper still on it. Then I woke up. Like candy with the wrapper still around them?
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I was picking plums today and found a juicy, perfect ripe one. I bit into it to reveal some centipede/worm/thing with endless legs. It was pissed. Pretty sure I'm done eating plums this summer. (Not my picture, same worm.)
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Aug 29, 2018 00:20
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Scathach posted:I was picking plums today and found a juicy, perfect ripe one. I bit into it to reveal some centipede/worm/thing with endless legs. It was pissed. Pretty sure I'm done eating plums this summer. I once cut into a bell pepper that had a big fat grub hanging out inside. Ever since I've made drat sure to really look inside every pepper that I cut.
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CelticPredator posted:I’m cool with spiders unless they try and crawl in my mouth. I’ve woke with a large, non-Daddy longlegs in my mouth. I’ve never slept on my back since!
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Aug 29, 2018 01:36
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Metaline posted:I’ve woke with a large, non-Daddy longlegs in my mouth. I’ve never slept on my back since! now they just get in your butt
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Aug 29, 2018 01:52
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Scathach posted:I was picking plums today and found a juicy, perfect ripe one. I bit into it to reveal some centipede/worm/thing with endless legs. It was pissed. Pretty sure I'm done eating plums this summer. That's happened to me a few times, that's just where they like to hang out. Yeah, it was pretty off-putting.
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Aug 29, 2018 07:10
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So, I recently learned you have to be careful eating pistachios because sometimes they have larva in them. Yech,
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Aug 29, 2018 11:41
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Eh, pistachios are roasted so there's probably no risk. Think of it as bonus protein!
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Ambitious Spider posted:So, I recently learned you have to be careful eating pistachios because sometimes they have larva in them. I'm going with the opposite take, eat them quickly and without looking so you don't notice the larva
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Aug 29, 2018 14:04
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One time I ate a mexican swiss roll that had live maggots in it. They accentuated the pineapple flavor that was in it by tasting like coconut. I'm not gonna lie, I ate the whole thing and it was so loving delicious. It was like winning the lottery because I haven't had much luck finding another one.
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Aug 30, 2018 08:27
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Sponge Baathist posted:One time I ate a mexican swiss roll that had live maggots in it. They accentuated the pineapple flavor that was in it by tasting like coconut. I'm not gonna lie, I ate the whole thing and it was so loving delicious. It was like winning the lottery because I haven't had much luck finding another one. You're the hero this thread deserves
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Aug 30, 2018 09:42
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Wait this isn't the anti food porn thread
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Aug 30, 2018 09:43
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Sponge Baathist posted:mexican swiss roll I can't find this one on urban dictionary
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Aug 30, 2018 13:35
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Sponge Baathist posted:One time I ate a mexican swiss roll that had live maggots in it. They accentuated the pineapple flavor that was in it by tasting like coconut. I'm not gonna lie, I ate the whole thing and it was so loving delicious. It was like winning the lottery because I haven't had much luck finding another one. Wait, did it intentionally have maggots in it, or did you just find a rotting swiss roll in the garbage and couldn't help yourself?
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Aug 30, 2018 14:13
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When in Mexico...
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All hail the anciet lord, Sspah'ge-ti. One of Many Strands, tangled and swirling, bathed in crimson. Grant us carbs unending, for we are your servants.
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Aug 31, 2018 04:25
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Scarier image as a thumbnail.
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Aug 31, 2018 04:37
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Scarier as the original That said, I will never tired of the horrors Google's eyeball AI creates.
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Aug 31, 2018 06:00
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Wait, did it intentionally have maggots in it, or did you just find a rotting swiss roll in the garbage and couldn't help yourself? It was from Mexico. Off brand swiss roll with low quality control. Only 1 out of the box had maggots. I bought the box from the place I usually get chicken hearts. I think it was these:  I wouldn't have noticed if I didn't see part of my swiss roll crawling away.
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Aug 31, 2018 11:18
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Sponge Baathist posted:It was from Mexico. Off brand swiss roll with low quality control. Only 1 out of the box had maggots. I bought the box from the place I usually get chicken hearts.
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Aug 31, 2018 12:37
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Sponge Baathist posted:It was from Mexico. Off brand swiss roll with low quality control. Only 1 out of the box had maggots. I bought the box from the place I usually get chicken hearts. I've had those without maggots and they were good. Maggots give it protein making it a complete meal.
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Mr Hootington posted:I've had those without maggots and they were good. Maggots give it protein making it a complete meal. I’ve seen mealworms raised specifically for food where they’re “gut loaded” with citrus and apples their whole life, so they end up tasting like fruit. I wonder if anyone’s considered snack cake-flavored mealworms?
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dpack_1 posted:I want to meet the spider(s) that made that web and shake their paw. Yah, any critter that will eat flies and mosquitoes and other little fuckers like that is A-OK in my book.
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Aug 31, 2018 14:31
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Sarcopenia posted:Is that swiss roll devouring a terrified human being? Good luck surviving the Eldritch ritual you started I guess. It definitely seems like the person just witnessed their friend transform completely into swiss roll, and now the enchantment is consuming them as well.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:18
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Mr Hootington posted:I've had those without maggots and they were good. Maggots give it protein making it a complete meal. The maggots complimented the pineapple by tasting like coconut. If coconut is coconut then maggots are sparkling coconut. I was halfway through it before I realized that cake shouldn't feel fizzy like carbonated drinks do. I didn't see the kid getting eaten by his food. I was trying to be informative but wound up posting a creepy picture.
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It's like no matter how hard you try you can't help but post on topic. What a nifty super power
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Milo and POTUS posted:It's like no matter how hard you try you can't help but post on topic. What a nifty super power I wanna read his posts but the skeleton demands me to scroll away 
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Thinn and Jake.
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Kobogartimer posted:All hail the anciet lord, Sspah'ge-ti. One of Many Strands, tangled and swirling, bathed in crimson. Grant us carbs unending, for we are your servants. Forever and ever, ramen.
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Say Nothing posted:Thinn and Jake. He got the crystal treatment!
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Say Nothing posted:Thinn and Jake. He got that Marfan's.
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Slenderman was cool before he got all formal and poo poo
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Say Nothing posted:Thinn and Jake. Look at the size of his hands. He's like a reverse Trump.
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Javier Botet is no stranger to this thread.
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Sponge Baathist posted:One time I ate a mexican swiss roll that had live maggots in it. They accentuated the pineapple flavor that was in it by tasting like coconut. I'm not gonna lie, I ate the whole thing and it was so loving delicious. It was like winning the lottery because I haven't had much luck finding another one. If this is actually true you're a braver man than I, I know it's not rational but the thought of eating maggots disgusts me. Like that hosed up Sardinian cheese 
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