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Someone needs to do dramatic readings of these game descriptions. They deserve to be given that kind of treatment, with how utterly bizarre and gramatically horrendous they are.
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“Clash of Clones” Really putting it out there.
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Aug 29, 2018 15:14
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And here I thought it wasn't possible to make Beerus look any goofier than he does by default.
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 Winter is not coming, not like that anyway. Victoria BC average just 10 inches of snow per year.
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https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/1035267084828254209
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Lord of the hotdogs, somehow better than the Denny's menu.
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Aug 31, 2018 00:52
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Jerry Cotton posted:I love statues. PYF '90s Music Video Screencap
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Sir Lemming posted:PYF '90s Music Video Screencap  we can dance if we wanna
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Sir Lemming posted:PYF '90s Music Video Screencap Needs more fisheye lens and filters.  Aww yeah, that's the stuff
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Aug 31, 2018 14:11
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Jerry Cotton posted:
Jesus, so much for getting any sleep tonight.
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Groke posted:Jesus, so much for getting any sleep tonight. We can sleep if we want to We can leave these posts behind
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   The best part (aside from the horribly incorrect grammar) is the implication that these are all Pokemon-esque evolution lines.
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Kirby - Ashido - Android 21 is my favourite evolution line. I tried using a Beerus but training Morgana to evolve was a pain. I never found his strongth, and he's meant to be my friend?
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Blaze Dragon posted:I tried using a Beerus but training Morgana to evolve was a pain. I never found his strongth, and he's meant to be my friend? Yeah, he kept wanting me to go to sleep for some reason? Weird loving cat..
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Blaze Dragon posted:Kirby - Ashido - Android 21 is my favourite evolution line. Did you try going to sleep?
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Aug 31, 2018 18:54
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Holy poo poo. The third form  I can't loving breathe.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
"Alright as you open the treasure chest you find assorted gems and coins you guess to be worth around 30 gold pieces aaaaaand  a finely polished wooden rod about three hands long with handles on both ends of it that rest quite comfortably in your hand, it is very finely crafted and its smoothly sanded facets display an exotic wood grain pattern.""Oh cool it must be something good, I cast Identify" "It's a movable stick"
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Aug 31, 2018 21:56
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"I attack the movable stick."
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:"I attack the movable stick." "I call out to the stick in Lawful Good."
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a bitchin jetski posted:Holy poo poo. The third form Adam Driver is already lined up to play that form in the movie.
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Rust Martialis posted:"I call out to the stick in Lawful Good." “I roll to seduce the movable stick.”
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Groke posted:Jesus, so much for getting any sleep tonight. Maybe this will help you sleep? 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Maybe this will help you sleep? Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?!
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YOU SHALL NOT AL PASO
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Jerry Cotton posted:Maybe this will help you sleep? Michael Berryman?
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   This one is making a pretty bold claim.
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I have some...questions.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I have some...questions. There is a legit Angry Birds variant to a Star Trek comic that was released a few years ago. 
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Warbird posted:“I roll to seduce the movable stick.” 
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Warbird posted:“I roll ... the movable stick.”
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 im at the fair and every booth is selling these little dog toys but most of them aren't also pikachu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-FfG75q7Hs I'm sorry for filming vertically, i didn't think 
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Blaze Dragon posted:Someone needs to do dramatic readings of these game descriptions. They deserve to be given that kind of treatment, with how utterly bizarre and gramatically horrendous they are. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1s30o8qhn8v
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Rhyno posted:There is a legit Angry Birds variant to a Star Trek comic that was released a few years ago. And I thought the TMNT Star Trek figures were bad.
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This gets my seal of approval.
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Okay close the thread and goldmine it, it's not getting any better than this.
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It works on multiple layers, what with the knockoff game description text being read in the style of a knockoff Matt Berry
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InediblePenguin posted:
poo poo I want it
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Lazlo Nibble posted:It works on multiple layers, what with the knockoff game description text being read in the style of a knockoff Matt Berry
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