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Who should be the Mod?
This poll is closed.
Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches





I like the slight pause as he pretends he hasn't kept up with who the PM might be today

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Mattjpwns
Dec 14, 2006

In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED
more :effort:



:regd08:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

I think you're a fakenut

Idk other posters from lf know me irl but that's ok if you feel that way.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

NTRabbit posted:

I like the slight pause as he pretends he hasn't kept up with who the PM might be today

The subtle zinger.



Bill is doing time trial because he know he needs to be quick with the zingers.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Bill is the only competitor and he knows it.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

I can't find the post https://www.instagram.com/billshortenmp/?hl=en

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

snoremac posted:

Well the boats start coming and they don’t stop coming

Hit the Daintree and set off running

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

Idk other posters from lf know me irl but that's ok if you feel that way.

out for poultry justice

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene

It’s part of his story (click his profile picture)

Learn how Instagram works gosh

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

:eyepop:

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

jesus christ how many people are making these

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
https://twitter.com/adambandt/status/1035059166644035585

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
5 years of torture and sexual abuse and the Facebook meming community barely makes a peep. You let in a couple au pairs and everyone loses their loving minds.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


One day that joke will get old - not today though

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

only meme magic will get us to the bottom of this au pair business

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

monkeu posted:

It’s part of his story (click his profile picture)

Learn how Instagram works gosh

Ah thanks but it won't let me see it without logging in, shame

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Alex Turnbull coming good since his dad quit.






JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Alex Turnbull is obviously a massive spiv but he's not a stupid dickhead at least.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Just as far as an au pair goes, basically they get 4 or 6 hours a day pay at minimum wage (like $250-400 a week) and either the whole weekend or the Saturday or Sunday off. Lots of nursing/carer students in Europe do it because you stay for free and get paid, plus have time off. You also live in with rich people so the going is good. Unless you work for the leader of the greens, he'll stiff you.

E: then again you can always just say they're a friend and pay them nothing

JBP fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Aug 30, 2018

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

JBP posted:

Just as far as an au pair goes, basically they get 4 or 6 hours a day pay at minimum wage (like $250-400 a week) and either the whole weekend or the Saturday or Sunday off. Lots of nursing/carer students in Europe do it because you stay for free and get paid, plus have time off. You also live in with rich people so the going is good. Unless you work for the leader of the greens, he'll stiff you.

E: then again you can always just say they're a friend and pay them nothing

did di natalie tell you this

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

GoldStandardConure posted:

did di natalie tell you this

He said room and board???

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

drunkill posted:

Alex Turnbull coming good since his dad quit.








Alex hates his lovely dad so much, it rules

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Peccadillo posted:

Alex hates his lovely dad so much, it rules

Um, he clearly loves him and what he was trying to do.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

The Peccadillo posted:

I don't think you should have pretended to be friends with euradyce Dixon, most of all

this is not a good post

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

aejix posted:

Hey now
You're an au pair
Get your visa
Get paaaaid

Ring dutton on your pho-o-ooone

:five:

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Hit the Daintree and set off running

The claims we state are wearing pretty thin.
The waters pretty warm but the kids can't swim

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Kommando posted:

:five:


The claims we state are wearing pretty thin.
The waters pretty warm but the kids can't swim

The world's on fire, use that coal.
That's the way we like it because I'm getting on the board.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


So much to do, so much to see
Don't dare call yourself an employee.

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Where the bloody hell are ya?
I need someone to look after me kids.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
I will never tell the go with the au pairs

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
The au pair thing doesn't seem like its going away, in our 24 hour news cycle it's still around weeks later. The media have obviously smelt blood with dutton

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/BabbyUnit/status/1035004613986942976?s=19

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/TheShovel/status/1035122099008897024?s=19

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
A Collaborative Auspol Effort

quote:

Somebody once told me Scomo was gonna roll me
but I ain't the ripest tuber in the shed
Now I'm sitting on my bum eying off Scott Morrison
Have you seen the size of that fucker's forehead?

Now the boats start coming and they won't stop coming
Land in the daintree and they won't stop running
The claims we state are wearing pretty thin
The water's pretty warm but the kids can't swim
So much to do, visa's on me
Just don't call yourself an Employee
So where the bloody hell are ya
I got some kids who need looking after

Hey now, you're an Au Pair Get your visa, get "paid"
Hey now, you're an Au Pair, you're not legal? Okay!
Ring Peter Dutton at home
If your skin is brown, he'll send you home

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009


tell toml to post on the forums again

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
this au pair thing is completely like an unpaid internship: networking for rich people, rife with the potential for horrific abuse

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Phobophilia posted:

this au pair thing is completely like an unpaid internship: networking for rich people, rife with the potential for horrific abuse

Extra fun when the person you're living with and working for can have you deported with a text message.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


Has anyone else been watching Matt Canavan slowly transform into a ventriloquist dummy?

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:



Has anyone else been watching Matt Canavan slowly transform into a ventriloquist dummy?

he looks like someone infected with the black oil from The X-Files

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