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lmao baptismal certificate, fuuuuucking hell.
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Aug 31, 2018 00:44
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I don't even know if I have a baptismal certificate or how I'd get it. I didn't even know there was such a thing.
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Aug 31, 2018 00:46
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Wasabi the J posted:Cool cool I just my E-QIP and don't have my original naturalization papers, my mother's information was wrong, and my father was born in Mexico, lives in Canada and has US citizenship.
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Aug 31, 2018 00:52
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gently caress, my parents owned their house when I was born and they'd bought it before I was born, it was the early 80s so prenatal care was basically "eat a lot but don't drink or smoke or do some drugs" and I don't think I was baptized until I was old enough to walk and old enough say it was dumb in the car afterwards (at least I'm fairly sure it was baptism, they dumped water on my head and gave me a candle I guess that's how lutherans roll) but of course they'd never ask me for any of that poo poo: 
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Aug 31, 2018 01:10
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I remember the days where you could fly to Mexico without any documents, appear at the border, go "lol whoopsie", swear to the customs people you were a citizen and walk on in. My mom straight up forgot her documents on vacation and they let her in. She's white, though
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Aug 31, 2018 01:12
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egyptian rat race posted:I remember the days where you could fly to Mexico without any documents, appear at the border, go "lol whoopsie", swear to the customs people you were a citizen and walk on in. My mom straight up forgot her documents on vacation and they let her in.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:16
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egyptian rat race posted:She's white, though Betting this is the important part. Don't know poo poo about how this is being implemented but I'm pretty comfortable betting it's being used on "those" people with "suspicious" names and rather specific skin tones or languages.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:30
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FAUXTON posted:gently caress, my parents owned their house when I was born and they'd bought it before I was born, it was the early 80s so prenatal care was basically "eat a lot but don't drink or smoke or do some drugs" and I don't think I was baptized until I was old enough to walk and old enough say it was dumb in the car afterwards (at least I'm fairly sure it was baptism, they dumped water on my head and gave me a candle I guess that's how lutherans roll) those are some dope pants
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Trump administration to end US funding to UN program that helps Palestinian refugees . https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...0710_story.html
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Aug 31, 2018 01:32
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egyptian rat race posted:I remember the days where you could fly to Mexico without any documents, appear at the border, go "lol whoopsie", swear to the customs people you were a citizen and walk on in. My mom straight up forgot her documents on vacation and they let her in. What theoretically is supposed to happen these days? Say you go to Canada and come back and find you don't have any form of pass port or ID on you at the border. Do you just go lol, welp and wait at the check point until a dude can run your SSN or something?
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Aug 31, 2018 01:33
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Hey remember this one Active NYPD officet and combat veteran detained by CBP get hosed trump
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Aug 31, 2018 01:37
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EBB posted:those are some dope pants Them's my grilling pajamas.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:41
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bird food bathtub posted:Betting this is the important part. Don't know poo poo about how this is being implemented but I'm pretty comfortable betting it's being used on "those" people with "suspicious" names and rather specific skin tones or languages. Midwife admits to certifying a baby born in Mexico as being born in the US. Therefore, every baby ever delivered by that midwife has to play these fuckfuck games
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Aug 31, 2018 01:41
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joat mon posted:Midwife admits to certifying a baby born in Mexico as being born in the US. Therefore, every baby ever delivered by that midwife has to play these fuckfuck games
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Aug 31, 2018 01:42
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egyptian rat race posted:I remember the days where you could fly to Mexico without any documents, appear at the border, go "lol whoopsie", swear to the customs people you were a citizen and walk on in. My mom straight up forgot her documents on vacation and they let her in.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:42
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https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1035295600357519360?s=21 shut up, this is true now
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Aug 31, 2018 01:43
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Defenestrategy posted:What theoretically is supposed to happen thes e days? Say you go to Canada and come back and find you don't have any form of pass port or ID on you at the border. Do you just go lol, welp and wait at the check point until a dude can run your SSN or something? I think you have to call your consulate at that point and try to get replacement documents... My story is from '99 or so, right before things got exciting. That's back when they would feed you dinner in coach, too. My future kids are never gonna realize that travel sucked a lot less back in the day.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:45
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mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/1035295600357519360?s=21 Was expecting Shy Glizzy or Juicy J. Was pleasantly surprised.
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Aug 31, 2018 01:52
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Casimir Radon posted:Let me tell you about Obama Phones Oh god they really hate obama phones. I mean obviously, it's another thing on the big, dumb rear end list of poo poo they hate but still.
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Aug 31, 2018 02:07
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Milo and POTUS posted:Oh god they really hate obama phones. I mean obviously, it's another thing on the big, dumb rear end list of poo poo they hate but still.
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Aug 31, 2018 02:14
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Casimir Radon posted:It's really funny because it's just a continuation of a program started by Saint Ronnie. and expanded by bush
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Aug 31, 2018 02:33
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I'm really glad you guys want me to be happy but I'm already engaged to another really amazing woman that I was close friends with for almost a decade and we're very happy together, having dated for 3 years. There's more than one super awesome woman who's overcome a lot of adversity to be totally badass. I have a rule that I only date atheist liberal feminists with very strong personalities who hate anti-vaxxers who are responsible but also smoke weed and so far that formula hasn't failed me.
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Aug 31, 2018 02:38
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Vasudus posted:I wouldn't be able to produce any of those documents. I can produce genealogical evidence that one side of my family was here before the United States even existed and I can't produce any of that either.
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Aug 31, 2018 02:39
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ded posted:and expanded by bush
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Aug 31, 2018 02:41
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Sergg posted:I'm really glad you guys want me to be happy but I'm already engaged to another really amazing woman that I was close friends with for almost a decade and we're very happy together, having dated for 3 years. There's more than one super awesome woman who's overcome a lot of adversity to be totally badass. I have a rule that I only date atheist liberal feminists with very strong personalities who hate anti-vaxxers who are responsible but also smoke weed and so far that formula hasn't failed me. cool
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Aug 31, 2018 02:45
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hello how is your heart been doing? Lets put some stress on it https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1035334044698009600
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Aug 31, 2018 02:49
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I'm agreeing with Tucker Carlson. 
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Aug 31, 2018 02:53
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DoktorLoken posted:I'm agreeing with Tucker Carlson. No, Tucker Carlson is agreeing with the left. He wasn't there first.
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Aug 31, 2018 02:55
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Third World Reggin posted:hello im his accusing forehead.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:06
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Third World Reggin posted:hello why isn't he doing this for all of the military and federal workers who also qualify for welfare
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Aug 31, 2018 03:07
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ded posted:why isn't he doing this for all of the military and federal workers who also qualify for welfare
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Aug 31, 2018 03:10
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Third World Reggin posted:hello I was confused until I remembered this is only happening because Bezos owns the Washington Post.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:13
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Lol Bizzaro world Calls corporations monopolies. Reuses Bernie talking points. ends it with '[corporations] are the backbone of the left'
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Aug 31, 2018 03:18
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Casimir Radon posted:Anyway. Maybe we should call them Moron Phones? Dementia Phones? Iran/Contra Phones? Gonna backfire spectacularly if you do and they'll go from denying/defending I/C to conflating it with the Obama administration.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:26
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Obama phone
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Aug 31, 2018 03:34
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Alex Jones responds to his transgender porn fiasco: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/08/29/transgender-porn-alex-jones-infowars-explains-phone/ "“I was like, looking up some reporter we’re trying to hire today and punched in some number and it popped up porn on my phone,” he said. “Everyone’s had porn pop up on their phones hundreds of times.” Jones, who last month called drag queens “satanic” beings who should be “consumed by fire,” then gave his account of the original incident. “So I’m sitting there with a phone, on air, showing it to everybody because I couldn’t get a URL up in the studio, and then like, some thing pops up, like oh my god, and I looked at it,” he said. “The news blurred it out because there was nothing there. They blurred it to then say something was there, and when you went to it, it was some porn menu. “I’ve probably had porn menus pop up 500 times on my phone,” he added. “So I appreciate your call; I mean, it’s insane, ladies and gentlemen.” The fringe conspiracy theorist continued: “There’s two types of people: people that look at porn and people that lie about it,” before adding: “I wasn’t looking at porn on my phone. “I don’t take phones on air that I look at porn on.” Jones has been banned from a string of social media outlets over his “hate-filled rants” towards LGBT+ people, Muslims and immigrants." It gets even better because the article then segues into Alex Jones' rants about how transexual cyborgs are going to enslave humanity.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:36
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M_Gargantua posted:Lol Bizzaro world Corporations sometimes do vaguely progressive sounding things to get more money, like getting rid of plastic straws or not putting Merry Christmas on their cups, therefore they are basically marxist cabals.
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Aug 31, 2018 03:36
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Stultus Maximus posted:No, Tucker Carlson is agreeing with the left. He wasn't there first.
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