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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Shaggar posted:

nothing has changed since that election and we have another one coming up shortly so its still worth discussing

i like how here in florida (and gently caress, nationwide, it was on NPR the other day) everyone's acting shocked, shocked, that andrew gillum won the primary despite being "so leftist" nobody took his campaign seriously, since clearly the only way to win in florida is to be more trump-like. his "radically leftist" platform includes such radical, controversial ideas as "minimum wage should be higher" and "public schools are cool and good" too, oh no. also he was literally the only candidate running who wasn't a millionaire or billionaire.

also the very first thing the republican nominee said about him was that we shouldn't "monkey around" with socialism. andrew is a black man so that terminology went over about as well as you'd expect. even the pretty right-leaning local news was giving him poo poo for it after that lmao

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i'm just real glad miami beach mayor phillip "pump boy" levine didn't win. he's so proud of those loving pumps too, they were mentioned in like the first sentence on his "about me" page lmao

(for anyone who doesn't know, miami beach floods every day at high tide since it's sinking into the ocean due to climate change, and since miami beach is full of rich people infinity money must be spent to save it. pump boy's solution was to build a network of megawatt-scale pumping stations to pump the water back into the ocean :thumbsup:)

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah that "monkey it up" comment was hilarious. like I get it you're a white dude in the south but you just cant say that.

I ordered my absentee ballot and im excite to use our first in the nation ranked choice voting system to hopefully send a bunch of independents to DC and augusta.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
just remember the two basic rules:

-vote your conscience in the primary

-vote to minimize republican power in the general

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
first-past-the-post elections are a big part of why american politics is a hellscape of center-right vs. far-right chucklefucks, so I hope it works out for you

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
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im voting for yall to shut the hell up

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I don't think im gonna include any democrats in my choices since they all suck rear end. the maine democrat party is incredible in its ability to find the worst possible candidates year after year. their choice for governor is a 3000 year old with no ideas who is currently the top cop in the state.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Shaggar posted:

I guess my worry now would be people looking to other dems instead of abandoning the party entirely.

oh, so real life then?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yes

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Same.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

maine democrats are so bad they lost to paul "tyrone is coming up from providence to herion your white daughters" lepaige twice

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

-vote to minimize republican power in the general

nah they're not entitled to votes

especially if they're centrist collaborating scum like biden

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
yes, because maine splitting the non-republican governor vote is always such a good idea

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

qirex posted:

maine democrats are so bad they lost to paul "tyrone is coming up from providence to herion your white daughters" lepaige twice

yeah. last election not only did they lose to lepage but they also lost a seat in congress to do it.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

haveblue posted:

yes, because maine splitting the non-republican governor vote is always such a good idea

we have ranked choice so technically theres no more vote split but im not putting the democrat in anywhere cause shes terrible

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nah they're not entitled to votes

especially if they're centrist collaborating scum like biden

ok, you make a statement that democrats fail to live up to your exacting standards while the republicans destroy the country. maybe we can elect leftists to rule the ashes later

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

ok, you make a statement that democrats fail to live up to your exacting standards while the republicans destroy the country. maybe we can elect leftists to rule the ashes later

lol forever at blaming the electorate for not voting for you

that poo poo will never ever work

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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haveblue posted:

ok, you make a statement that democrats fail to live up to your exacting standards while the republicans destroy the country. maybe we can elect leftists to rule the ashes later

"don't want to die of an easily preventable disease or have my child shot in an elementary school" ugh you and your unattainable pipe dreams

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jonny 290 posted:

"don't want to die of an easily preventable disease or have my child shot in an elementary school" ugh you and your unattainable pipe dreams

your child is already shot and bleeding out on the floor, better make sure the bandages are organic before we put them on

again, make all the stands you want in the primary. pull it as far left as you possibly can. I'll be right there with you. but if that doesn't end up happening as well as you hope, don't just check out, take what you can get

GenJoe
Sep 15, 2010


Rehabilitated?


That's just a bullshit word.

haveblue posted:

your child is already shot and bleeding out on the floor, better make sure the bandages are organic before we put them on

what is this poo poo

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

ate all the Oreos posted:

i'm just real glad miami beach mayor phillip "pump boy" levine didn't win. he's so proud of those loving pumps too, they were mentioned in like the first sentence on his "about me" page lmao

(for anyone who doesn't know, miami beach floods every day at high tide since it's sinking into the ocean due to climate change, and since miami beach is full of rich people infinity money must be spent to save it. pump boy's solution was to build a network of megawatt-scale pumping stations to pump the water back into the ocean :thumbsup:)

you'd think rich people wouldn't be so incredibly stupid and just move one floor up instead of spending all their money on pumps?

haha who am i kidding, it's taxpayer money rich people don't pay taxes

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
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Krankenstyle posted:

im voting for yall to shut the hell up

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

haveblue posted:

but if that doesn't end up happening as well as you hope, don't just check out, take what you can get

sounds like a winning strategy too me

https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/715217490368827396

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Truga posted:

you'd think rich people wouldn't be so incredibly stupid and just move one floor up instead of spending all their money on pumps?

haha who am i kidding, it's taxpayer money rich people don't pay taxes

oh don't worry they did both, in addition to the pumps they're elevating all the roads and highways up on pylons lmao

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

watching sections of miami slowly being consumed by the sea while the rich stand on the beach and command the tide to turn back has been fantastic and the only good part of global warming imo

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


i like that he wags his tail to make sure it sprays everywhere

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

#walkaway

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

The camera holds tight on his face to show every squint of bemusement, contempt and confusion. (His default face is that of a bear puzzling out how to get at a beehive.) A long “Ohhhhh” means he believes a guest has just let slip a secret agenda. “I agree with you!” means he does not agree at all.

my favorite description of his resting confused face is 'spaniel doing calculus'

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Shaggar posted:

yeah that "monkey it up" comment was hilarious. like I get it you're a white dude in the south but you just cant say that.

I ordered my absentee ballot and im excite to use our first in the nation ranked choice voting system to hopefully send a bunch of independents to DC and augusta.

i just ordered my maine absentee ballot too

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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the two best faces in politics are tucker and ivanka

ivanka's is "she just lied when you asked her if you've seen a film, and you're currently talking about a scene from it and she doesnt know how to respond"

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

haveblue posted:

just remember the two basic rules:

-vote your conscience in the primary

-vote to minimize republican power in the general

wrong. poo poo dems aren’t entitled to my vote. they can come get it by offering me something

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

haveblue posted:

ok, you make a statement that democrats fail to live up to your exacting standards while the republicans destroy the country. maybe we can elect leftists to rule the ashes later

how has winning elections by voter shaming been working out anyway?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

ate all the Oreos posted:

watching sections of miami slowly being consumed by the sea while the rich stand on the beach and command the tide to turn back has been fantastic and the only good part of global warming imo

also winters are warmer in maine. global warming rules.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

fart simpson posted:

wrong. poo poo dems aren’t entitled to my vote. they can come get it by offering me something

what's crazy is that people think this is some kinda niche position

when not only the majority of voters stay home but even a ruinous number of obama voters either failed to turn out or left the presidential slot blank while filling out the rest of the ballot in 2016


say what you will about the conservative electorate but more people turned out for trump than r-money

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ate all the Oreos posted:

i like that he wags his tail to make sure it sprays everywhere

i think i read somewhere that its partly to spread scent, and partly to prevent weird fish from swimming up he butthole

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
If your choices are between some vocally conservative republican candidate and a democratic candidate that is 98% the same as that republican candidate but they aren't as vocal about it and maybe say some nicer things, you don't really have any real choice in that vote -- youre just voting for two of the same person

unfortunately the way the US is designed kind of fucks you into that non-decision

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Krankenstyle posted:

im voting for yall to shut the hell up

Just Keep Shitposting would have won

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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