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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


stay strong cav

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

What a rollercoaster the last few posts were

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Cavauro posted:

it's strange how progressive the forum has gotten over the years while still everyone just says lol to Ibushi's significant mental health and developmental issues like he's just choosing to not know wtf is going on anywhere. i hope someone decided to stick with him now. His family ought to pony up for a personal assistant

The Kota Ibushi Pro-Wrestling Institute has an immediate opening for an Intern. Primary tasks include reading Google Maps...

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Cavauro posted:

it's strange how progressive the forum has gotten over the years while still everyone just says lol to Ibushi's significant mental health and developmental issues like he's just choosing to not know wtf is going on anywhere. i hope someone decided to stick with him now. His family ought to pony up for a personal assistant

PSP.TXT

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i made a dumb little stevie richards shirt and stevie gave it a thumbs up on twitter :3: i dont know where else i should put this it just made me pretty happy

https://twitter.com/bWoStevie/status/1035607484063461377

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!



That had better not be paid for by taxpayer money! We don’t want no government waste!!!

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/TheRealDisco/status/1035402016401514496?s=19

https://twitter.com/Konnan5150/status/1035425582303956992?s=19

I hope Konnan calls in a favor and Disco is found stabbed to death in an alley

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://twitter.com/janelababy/status/1035654509970817035?s=21

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


The follow-up tweet is even better:

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1035655443601936384

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Pinwiz11 posted:

The Kota Ibushi Pro-Wrestling Institute has an immediate opening for an Intern. Primary tasks include reading Google Maps...

What is this!? A wrestling institute for ants!?

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich

its loving ten bucks. joey janela stop trying to big league people

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
CZW doing great things

https://twitter.com/adamcirc/status/1035568942453022720?s=21

Janela and people are dragging them in the replies

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I'm shocked, shocked I say, to find out the people running CZW are a bit, how you say, dumb!

shiksa posted:

i made a dumb little stevie richards shirt and stevie gave it a thumbs up on twitter :3: i dont know where else i should put this it just made me pretty happy

https://twitter.com/bWoStevie/status/1035607484063461377
That "cut at the lines" joke is great.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1035758464608489477

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

This is about the All In signing, yeah?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/1035760387847798784

This dude is gonna get one hell of a pizza bill in three years :ohdear:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I'm surprised no one tried to get cute and joke about the lawsuit.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeyRyanOnline/status/1034984279871082497?s=19

I enjoy DDT more than any other promotion if TJPW is counted as part of it and not a separate promotion under the same umbrella and Meiko winning the title was one of the best moments of the year in wrestling, but touting them as forward and progressive considering the gimmick of the dude she beat is "gay guy who sexually harasses his opponents" and Joey's gimmick is "straight guy who sexually harasses his opponents", touting their forward and progressive thinking seems a little laughable.

All I’m really getting from this is that her finisher loving owns!!!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

dromal phrenia posted:

All I’m really getting from this is that her finisher loving owns!!!

Yeah based on that I'm pretty sure she should probably be winning the IWGP Heavyweight Championship sometime in the next year.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol Yeah stuff like this sounds sincere coming from someone that just threw his best friend under the bus

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he's trying to rebuild his image. CM punk is deathly afraid of what's been building up in the public eye because of his atrocious choices and behavior. I went there to get an autograph and they forced me to buy a $150 t-shirt that was obviously made out of the cheapest, weakest material available. #fans #friends #strangers #samekids #ImNotBad #PleaseDontStopBuyingFromMe #GiveMeYourMoneyStill Don't be fooled By this poo poo

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Cavauro posted:

he's trying to rebuild his image. CM punk is deathly afraid of what's been building up in the public eye because of his atrocious choices and behavior. I went there to get an autograph and they forced me to buy a $150 t-shirt that was obviously made out of the cheapest, weakest material available. #fans #friends #strangers #samekids #ImNotBad #PleaseDontStopBuyingFromMe #GiveMeYourMoneyStill Don't be fooled By this poo poo

How did they make a shirt out of CM Punk's punches?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how did they make a shirt out of My posts.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

if you pay $150 for a lovely shirt to get an rear end in a top hat’s autograph that’s your own fault.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012
I would gladly wear a shirt of Cavauro Posts

deadkiller615
Aug 7, 2007
yea, I kill dead stuff. so what?

Cavauro posted:

he's trying to rebuild his image. CM punk is deathly afraid of what's been building up in the public eye because of his atrocious choices and behavior. I went there to get an autograph and they forced me to buy a $150 t-shirt that was obviously made out of the cheapest, weakest material available. #fans #friends #strangers #samekids #ImNotBad #PleaseDontStopBuyingFromMe #GiveMeYourMoneyStill Don't be fooled By this poo poo

How did they force you to buy a $150 shirt

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
How do people still read, much less take at face value, anything Cavauro posts?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Edge & Christian posted:

How do people still read, much less take at face value, anything Cavauro posts?

I'm still convinced it's bot posting the most easily skipped least offensive things possible in an attempt to make the perfect white noise machine

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

deadkiller615 posted:

How did they force you to buy a $150 shirt

Bullying is the word. try having an aggressive, large 6 foot tall man tower over you and say you can't get this signed, you have to buy a shirt, while standing in a huge line holding it up and having to make a decision, with people surrounding you and cm punk staring at you. not that many people will be as cool as they imagine in their heads in a situation like that.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I'm still convinced it's bot posting the most easily skipped least offensive things possible in an attempt to make the perfect white noise machine

It's funny you say that. Just the other day I was thinking to myself that I've never gotten more than half way through one of his posts, yet I'm glad that they're there.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

DangerDummy! posted:

It's funny you say that. Just the other day I was thinking to myself that I've never gotten more than half way through one of his posts, yet I'm glad that they're there.

I have no problem with their posts at all I just feel like immediately after I read them I forget I even read it

I'm kind of amazed in the consistency of it, honestly

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Cavauro posted:

Bullying is the word. try having an aggressive, large 6 foot tall man tower over you and say you can't get this signed, you have to buy a shirt, while standing in a huge line holding it up and having to make a decision, with people surrounding you and cm punk staring at you. not that many people will be as cool as they imagine in their heads in a situation like that.

If everyone here had a professionally trained cage fighter and world champion staring them down, they'd buy the shirt.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

A brilliant merch strategy

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

If everyone here had a professionally trained cage fighter and world champion staring them down, they'd buy the shirt.

Punk hired someone to intimidate people?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

After seeing his last two fights he earns pity buys from people who are afraid he'll hurt himself

Tug on the heartstrings it works every time

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015

Guys this isn't funny I needed that money for my children. I panicked in front of CM Punk and I don't know what I'm going to do. I do like how the shirt looks like nintendo.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
CM Punk Shirts $15,000
Utility $150

Someone please help me budget my family is dying.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

VJeff posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
CM Punk Shirts $15,000
Utility $150

Someone please help me budget my family is dying.

have you tried suing colt cabana

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/itsLioRush/status/1035653538939117573

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MotU posted:

have you tried suing colt cabana

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