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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Jonny Nox posted:

Not sure where to put this.

It's technically a plasmo, but the modeling thread has no room for this kind of
.... :yikes:

https://modelingmadness.com/review/misc/figures/preview/182072170314.htm

Make sure you read the text. All of it.

My eyes just kept sliding over the words and my brain refused to process what I was reading. Anyone able to do an executive summary?

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Foolster41
Aug 2, 2013

"It's a non-speaking role"

Zil posted:

My eyes just kept sliding over the words and my brain refused to process what I was reading. Anyone able to do an executive summary?

She's this guy's "wifu"/"Bae bae" who makes him horny.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

He mentions her breast crack but what of her vagina bones?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Welp. Somehow I haven't heard breast crack before but I am adding that to my vocabulary because it made me giggle and I am a mature adult.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Bayonetta rules but holy poo poo that web page is creepy

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

quote:

I’m a young (ok…Not that young anymore I suppose….Sigh…..My receding hairline), testosterone raging, handsome (at least I think so), strapping MAN here and no, I’m super-duper-ultra-pick-me-upper into opposite sex of the female persuasion! And when you shove two boobies the size of boulders and a tight @$$ that just make you want to press your own cheek against the…other cheek **AHEM**……It tends to make my “juices” flow quote unquote!!!!!


:crossarms:

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
that guy's an incel right?

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Nebalebadingdong posted:

that guy's an incel right?

I think he's just the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.

His normal stuff is still annoying just not gross

https://modelingmadness.com/review/mod/us/usn/zhouf14b.htm

My least favorite reviewer on the site.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
AHEM

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

quote:

NOTE: Terminologies

Bayo: Short for Bayonetta, my bae-bae Waifu

Bae-Bae: Japanese bastardization of the English word “Baby”, as in my sweet honey bae-bae.

Waifu: Japanese bastardization of the English word “Wife”, as in, she’s so hot, she’s sooooo “Waifu” material!..........Like a certain angel hunting, angel killing, demon summoning hell spawn witch……..

:hmmyes:

Also god that page layout loving sucks, such walls of bold text.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
(Don’t ask)

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

(tight @$$)

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM


Glen Danzig has really let himself go.

Tanith
Jul 17, 2005


Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores
Use them, lose them, salvage more
Kick off the next AI war
In the Persean Sector

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
I see GW are bringing back the squats.

Aniodia
Feb 23, 2016

Literally who?

Mr. Sunshine posted:

I see GW are bringing back the squats.



Also, if this guy wants a Squatting Slav-cron army, he should definitely check to see how things actually squat. This boy looks more constipated than squatting.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine


I understand what they're going for, and it isn't a bad set, but damned if they don't look like the world's four grumpiest masturbators...

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Sep 2, 2018

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Jonny Nox posted:

The Bayonetta series is in the same vein, a “hack-n-slash” game where the titular character herself, Bayonetta, uses various weapons to “hack” and/or “slash” through multiple enemies in order to reach her destination (hence the name of the genre, “hack-n-slash” games).

:stare:

Jonny Nox posted:

(there is a reason why many consider figure painting an art form! Female body painting especially!)

:stonk:

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
Never go on Reddit, September edition:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
making something Slaanesh by sticking tits on it is the lamest loving poo poo

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Moola posted:

making something Slaanesh by sticking tits on it is the lamest loving poo poo

I can only assume the dongs are just below the cutoff of the image.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
you wish!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moola posted:

making something Slaanesh by sticking tits on it is the lamest loving poo poo

The tits are too semetrical be slannishi

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Moola posted:

making something Slaanesh by sticking tits on it is the lamest loving poo poo

drat dude, who stuck tits to you?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


PantsOptional posted:

Never go on Reddit, September edition:



I'm on lovely wifi right now so I was like "oh that's a neat head. Still cool lookin'. Oh. There is is" while the picture loaded

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
Honestly not enough nip piercings either

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress
If you're gonna have that much boob canvas and leave em all unpierced why did you even try

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Also not a single tatoo/glyph/brand. On the breasts that is.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Zil posted:

Also not a single tatoo/glyph/brand. On the breasts that is.

What if you put tattoos of breasts....on the breasts

Your breastiness would know no limits at all

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
How about a tattoo of a butt, with a butt on it?

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
The FW Keeper is pretty tiddylicious as well, but at least throws in some eye nipples and stuff.

And lol if you think nerds wouldn't riot at the mere suggestion of a dong on Slaanesh stuff.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Have the making GBS threads dick nipples been forgotten by the internet already?

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

PantsOptional posted:

Never go on Reddit, September edition:



I’ve heard of being “useless as six rows of tits on an NFL fullback” but 10? :monocle:

LashLightning
Feb 20, 2010

You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...

You just keep being you!

Moola posted:

making something Slaanesh by sticking tits on it is the lamest loving poo poo

Back in 6th there was a figure for a Chaos Lord on a Slaneeshi beast, and it was a long snake with multiple breasts - so this is hardly a sin that wasn't already committed by the actual GW staff. :shrug:

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Improbable Lobster posted:

drat dude, who stuck tits to you?

Sadly I was unable to find images of titty skeletons for a games workshop game.

I found a Nurgle Sword though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt-JYcjxRfk&t=1891s

Just proving Nurgle is still better than Slaanesh

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



SteelMentor posted:

The FW Keeper is pretty tiddylicious as well, but at least throws in some eye nipples and stuff.

And lol if you think nerds wouldn't riot at the mere suggestion of a dong on Slaanesh stuff.

If I were a grosser person, this would tempt me to make a dong-themed Slaanesh daemon army.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

regular dongs or bad dragon dongs

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Synthbuttrange posted:

regular dongs or bad dragon dongs

whynotboth.gif

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Both is good

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Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug

LashLightning posted:

Back in 6th there was a figure for a Chaos Lord on a Slaneeshi beast, and it was a long snake with multiple breasts - so this is hardly a sin that wasn't already committed by the actual GW staff. :shrug:

You can still get it: https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Lord-of-Slaanesh-on-Daemonic-Mount

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