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90s Cringe Rock posted:This historical event or figure sounds like this other historical event or figure, therefore (((historians))) just wrote about the same one twice and changed the dates. When historians evaluate ancient narrative sources, this does sometimes happen because the chroniclers didn't have a particularly objective concept of their job.
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Peacoffee posted:I'm really stuck on the idea that people think the santa tracker is tracking something. How did they find out it was down? Are there people who check it every day, just in case?
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Aug 31, 2018 19:43
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:How did they find out it was down? Are there people who check it every day, just in case? My guess is that it's been down since January and they only thought to check today.
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Aug 31, 2018 19:48
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The NORAD Santa Claus radar is down. What does this mean? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is this a sign? This is a sign. HELP
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Aug 31, 2018 20:05
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:The NORAD Santa Claus radar is down. What does this mean? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Is this a sign? This is a sign. HELP If you move some of the letters around, it does spell out A Radar Satan Cauldrons  it means nothing, absolutely nothing
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Aug 31, 2018 20:11
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quote:Same thought crossed my mind. Perhaps a cascade of collateral temporary consequences. Hahahaha what the gently caress is this poo poo? You could pull random lines from Uchikoshi games (preferably earlier ones, the Zero Escape series is pretty popular) and it would be completely indistinguishable from these apparently sincere posts. It would also probably make more sense because, for the most part, the terms were used correctly in the games. At least moreso than when the qultists use them.
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Aug 31, 2018 20:42
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Oh man this is huge! Proves Q is legit! Just look at all the change! Also people talking about purestrain gold and how it makes you live forever, probably also hidden on those satellites. This is why the ages of people in the Old Testament are fuckin crazy. Yup.
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Aug 31, 2018 20:55
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If you're going to make up poo poo about CIA satellites secretly being shut down, is it too much effort to also look up the agencies that actually run the satellites and interpret their data?
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Aug 31, 2018 21:08
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I am impressed by their ability to synthesize every conspiracy theory under the sun as well as their willingness to accept anything probably completely made up, and how passionately they will argue with each other about what CORONA means with total certainty. It's like an iceberg, they must be getting this info that they just spout from so many different Q sites.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:10
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McGlockenshire posted:So last night the LARP went off the rails. In a series of messages, Q claimed to be taking down seven CIA "supercomputers". The qult has bought this, hook, line, and sinker. quote:TooMuchWinning2020 It's always best to see the excuses they give for why nobody ever talks about it and nobody ever takes credit for it and nothing seems to actually be changing in real life except going further and further from the plan. Next Q is going to say that he has a girlfriend who lives in Canada and no you can't see her when she comes to visit.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:10
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Q frames his leading questions in the most obvious ways e.g.quote:IS RUSSIAN AN EASY LANGUAGE TO LEARN? It must make his readers feel like geniuses when they 'figure it out for themselves.'
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Aug 31, 2018 21:12
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:My guess is that it's been down since January and they only thought to check today. If it's not that, I'm gonna wager that someone DDoS'd the santa tracker website and posted on a sockpuppet to point it out.
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Aug 31, 2018 21:24
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It's actually 50 AD, the return of Christ is imminent, and all time after is an illusion by a demon. The empire never died.
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Aug 31, 2018 22:08
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Today is August 5, 2026.
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Aug 31, 2018 22:20
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Ague Proof posted:I am impressed by their ability to synthesize every conspiracy theory under the sun as well as their willingness to accept anything probably completely made up, and how passionately they will argue with each other about what CORONA means with total certainty. It's like an iceberg, they must be getting this info that they just spout from so many different Q sites. These people live in the world's worst pen and paper rpg. Like their world is just one made on every conspiracy is true, and the man to stop all that is a demented failed real estate "mogul." loving really?
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Aug 31, 2018 22:22
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"Greetings. My name is Q. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2018 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD."
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Sep 1, 2018 00:28
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Mantis42 posted:"Greetings. My name is Q. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2018 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD." What is this meme from? Why do I get Lal’s picture when I search it?
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Sep 1, 2018 00:45
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2018 AD is one of the made up years in the false phantom chronology, you fraud
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Sep 1, 2018 00:50
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i would feel bad for the q morons and their severe mental illness but they're all vile fascist monsters so i'm gonna keep laughing at them instead
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Sep 1, 2018 00:54
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The true calendar started on July 4th, 1776 with the founding of the first nation America by Christ himself and the elevation of humanity from barbarism.
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Sep 1, 2018 01:04
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Goon Danton posted:That's New Chronology, different thing. That's right, i always get them confused. And the calander started over in 2016, we are now in 2 AT, After Trump.
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Sep 1, 2018 06:06
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Eox posted:The true calendar started on July 4th, 1776 with the founding of the first nation America by Christ himself and the elevation of humanity from barbarism. 
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Sep 1, 2018 06:41
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Mantis42 posted:"Greetings. My name is Q. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2018 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWbFni6_25Y
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Sep 1, 2018 08:16
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steinrokkan posted:2018 AD is one of the made up years in the false phantom chronology, you fraud  The real year is AD 2018.
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Sep 1, 2018 10:00
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twistedmentat posted:That's right, i always get them confused. anno donaldi
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Sep 1, 2018 10:26
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Wait, the Santa Tracker is a CIA service?
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Sep 1, 2018 11:49
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Murgos posted:Wait, the Santa Tracker is a CIA service? NORAD, because one of their telephone numbers was misprinted in an advertisement way back when. e: This is apparently an embellishment. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 12:12 on Sep 1, 2018 |
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Sep 1, 2018 12:07
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Platystemon posted:NORAD, because one of their telephone numbers was misprinted in an advertisement way back when. The claim was that Q took down 7 CIA super computers and the visible evidence is that the Santa Tracker was briefly inaccessible. Therefore the Santa Tracker is a service hosted on CIA super computers.
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Sep 1, 2018 12:35
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Murgos posted:The claim was that Q took down 7 CIA super computers and the visible evidence is that the Santa Tracker was briefly inaccessible. NORAD uses the CIA’s cloud to compute Claus’ trajectory. Relativistic fluid dynamics is non‐trivial. Get with the times, gramps.
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Sep 1, 2018 12:37
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When did Q go from describing things the president was doing to doing heroic things all by himself? What’s his stated goal, if any?
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Sep 1, 2018 12:58
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Obviously, with their supercomputers destroyed, the CIA was left scrounging around for whatever hardware they could find, so they kicked down the doors of the Santa Tracker server room at Cheyenne Mountain and wheeled out a few server racks. Took a couple hours for the interns at SantaCOM to dig an old Windows XP box out of a storage closet and set it back up.
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Sep 1, 2018 12:59
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Seeing as conservaties loathe Santa (and Mr. Rogers and Big Bird and Robin Hood etc.), they probably do imagine that a joke app about a beloved cultural icon is a front for some Illuminati plot.
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Sep 1, 2018 13:40
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business hammocks posted:When did Q go from describing things the president was doing to doing heroic things all by himself? What’s his stated goal, if any? Well obviously Trump is Q. Duh.
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Sep 1, 2018 13:46
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business hammocks posted:When did Q go from describing things the president was doing to doing heroic things all by himself? What’s his stated goal, if any? From what I've seen, this seems to be new. In the past, Q has always been a messenger. Granted, sometimes he delivered messages to his closest followers by visiting them in dreams, but still it was just about talking to the faithful. He seems to be upgrading from Gabriel to Michael.
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Sep 1, 2018 14:08
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You can tell Q took down some CIA satellites because the satellite for *flips through notes* tracking Santa Claus went down
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Sep 1, 2018 14:19
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Eox posted:The true calendar started on July 4th, 1776 with the founding of the first nation America by Christ himself and the elevation of humanity from barbarism. Turns out the separation of church and state is more like the separation of God the Father and God the Son
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Sep 1, 2018 16:40
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Q is Alice is Hillary, and she's actually Tiny Brontosaurus
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Sep 1, 2018 17:02
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It's now official Q canon that Hillary is Q.
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Sep 1, 2018 17:06
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Ague Proof posted:It's now official Q canon that Hillary is Q. I'd read an airport paperback revenge fiction where this was true.
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Sep 1, 2018 17:14
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Ague Proof posted:It's now official Q canon that Hillary is Q. How deep does the conspiracy go? If Q is Hillary, than she wants us to know that Seth Rich was in fact killed by her. But for what reason?
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