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this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
i hope you find him once again, maybe your eyes meet by chance on the subway (or the monorail or whatever it is you have for public transport in arizona) as he's commuting to his day job as a tongue doctor

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


we have surface level transit tyvm it just only goes in two directions but we're working on that

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
if kalstrams says no shipping i'm going to ship his rear end with my blazing grass

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


the trains go north and south but were in a five year development project to make them also go west

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


we used to have real trains but we sold all the railway to private interests back in like 1994 or something because we thought we didn't need them and now they're too expensive to buy back

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Berke Negri posted:

the trains go north and south but were in a five year development project to make them also go west

Madness. Everybody knows it is way more important to have a quick West-East connection. :razz:

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


im slightly incorrect here, they do go east, because the mormons fronted the money to do so

mormons are very big on public transit which is like their one redeeming feature

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


but anything worth visiting only is along north/south routes so cause otherwise you end up in mormon country

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


im not sure if they have mormons in germania but imagine randler if you had to leave your hometown of east germany to go to poland

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Berke Negri posted:

im not sure if they have mormons in germania but imagine randler if you had to leave your hometown of east germany to go to poland

Auf Kette, nicht auf Schiene. :colbert:

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


don't know what that is but im guessing extremely racist

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
my family are benevolent toward everyone except the finns, but my friends of a certain age who were raised with, um, continental values, i mention in passing that my father found out his dad was polish not russian and they go "oh no"

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
...and legitimately i don't think i've met a polish person irl who wasn't completely deranged, including the ones who weren't there for the holocaust; in fact the un-traumatised ones seem to be the strangest

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


for my polish ex she basically wouldn't bat an eye if someone called her german but if anyone mistook her for russian i fear those bodies were never found

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


and yes you're basically operating with next level poo poo with poles, we're something else

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


friend got married and ex was maid of honor

they did reception at some godawful hokey russian soviet themed vegas restaurant

she lost her poo poo so loud i could hear it all the way over here six hours away

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
an apocalyptic people

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i 100% think she has murdered people and gotten away with it but i respect that, as a feminist

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Berke Negri posted:

not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked

Sounds like a real jerk

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


really great taste in tv shows though

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


all murder mysteries but, you know me so

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I don't think I've ever dated a murderer but I did date a girl who had to verify that people who died in her dreams were still alive when she woke up just in case she had suddenly developed telepathic abilities.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


i mean

did anyone ever die

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/1035277473397833729

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Well I know I didn't at least

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Volkerball posted:

Well I know I didn't at least

wasnt this one of the reasons gg broke up with his gf because she'd get mad at him about things he did in her dreams

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lol I remember that. My current gf is really normal which is a nice change of pace.

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

Berke Negri posted:

not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked
did she murder you, or just your heart

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

this is a fun read if you don't want to think about impending doom:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/08/30/toronto-built-a-better-green-bin-and-oops-maybe-a-smarter-raccoon.html

hu-mans create garbage bins with better locks, raccoon find ways to beat hu-man locks.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Volkerball posted:

Lol I remember that. My current gf is really normal which is a nice change of pace.

Is she an AR15?

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

this broken hill posted:

the most exciting thing that ever happened in my hometown was when the olympic torch went through it in 2001, all ten thousand of us were on the streets outside our houses waiting for it to pass and when it had passed i went home and watched rugrats (for some reason i remember that more clearly than the torch itself)

which episode was it

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

mandatory lesbian posted:

which episode was it
i don't remember lol, i just remember going back inside all "thank gently caress that's over, time to watch some motherfucking rugrats!!!!"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i hated rugrats because it came between me and rocko's modern life

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


this broken hill posted:

did she murder you, or just your heart

nah yeah she straight up had someoned deadened but hey great fun

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


that said she is the only ex ill mis an appointment with but ive always been bad with authority also she never threatens to kill me like most my exes so

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ive transferred to a new position at work that facilitates posting

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
I’m watching this Finnish cop show on Netflix and I can’t tell if it seems awkward because of the writing or the acting or the subtitle translation or if that’s just how Finnish people talk

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
FinnCops: Herring Crimes Unit

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*climbs up on reindeer and places police light on top of its head between the antlers* lets roll

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