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i hope you find him once again, maybe your eyes meet by chance on the subway (or the monorail or whatever it is you have for public transport in arizona) as he's commuting to his day job as a tongue doctor
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:02 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 04:16 |
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we have surface level transit tyvm it just only goes in two directions but we're working on that
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:10 |
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if kalstrams says no shipping i'm going to ship his rear end with my blazing grass
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:10 |
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the trains go north and south but were in a five year development project to make them also go west
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:13 |
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we used to have real trains but we sold all the railway to private interests back in like 1994 or something because we thought we didn't need them and now they're too expensive to buy back
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:15 |
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Berke Negri posted:the trains go north and south but were in a five year development project to make them also go west Madness. Everybody knows it is way more important to have a quick West-East connection.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:15 |
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im slightly incorrect here, they do go east, because the mormons fronted the money to do so mormons are very big on public transit which is like their one redeeming feature
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:19 |
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but anything worth visiting only is along north/south routes so cause otherwise you end up in mormon country
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:20 |
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im not sure if they have mormons in germania but imagine randler if you had to leave your hometown of east germany to go to poland
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:23 |
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Berke Negri posted:im not sure if they have mormons in germania but imagine randler if you had to leave your hometown of east germany to go to poland Auf Kette, nicht auf Schiene.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:24 |
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don't know what that is but im guessing extremely racist
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:27 |
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my family are benevolent toward everyone except the finns, but my friends of a certain age who were raised with, um, continental values, i mention in passing that my father found out his dad was polish not russian and they go "oh no"
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:42 |
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...and legitimately i don't think i've met a polish person irl who wasn't completely deranged, including the ones who weren't there for the holocaust; in fact the un-traumatised ones seem to be the strangest
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:45 |
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for my polish ex she basically wouldn't bat an eye if someone called her german but if anyone mistook her for russian i fear those bodies were never found
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:45 |
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and yes you're basically operating with next level poo poo with poles, we're something else
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:46 |
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friend got married and ex was maid of honor they did reception at some godawful hokey russian soviet themed vegas restaurant she lost her poo poo so loud i could hear it all the way over here six hours away
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:50 |
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an apocalyptic people
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:54 |
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i 100% think she has murdered people and gotten away with it but i respect that, as a feminist
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:56 |
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not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:57 |
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Berke Negri posted:not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked Sounds like a real jerk
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:57 |
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really great taste in tv shows though
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:58 |
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all murder mysteries but, you know me so
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 13:58 |
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I don't think I've ever dated a murderer but I did date a girl who had to verify that people who died in her dreams were still alive when she woke up just in case she had suddenly developed telepathic abilities.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:00 |
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i mean did anyone ever die
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:02 |
https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/1035277473397833729
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:03 |
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Well I know I didn't at least
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:03 |
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Volkerball posted:Well I know I didn't at least wasnt this one of the reasons gg broke up with his gf because she'd get mad at him about things he did in her dreams
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:05 |
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Lol I remember that. My current gf is really normal which is a nice change of pace.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:07 |
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Berke Negri posted:not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:07 |
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this is a fun read if you don't want to think about impending doom: https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/08/30/toronto-built-a-better-green-bin-and-oops-maybe-a-smarter-raccoon.html hu-mans create garbage bins with better locks, raccoon find ways to beat hu-man locks.
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:31 |
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Volkerball posted:Lol I remember that. My current gf is really normal which is a nice change of pace. Is she an AR15?
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:44 |
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this broken hill posted:the most exciting thing that ever happened in my hometown was when the olympic torch went through it in 2001, all ten thousand of us were on the streets outside our houses waiting for it to pass and when it had passed i went home and watched rugrats (for some reason i remember that more clearly than the torch itself) which episode was it
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 14:55 |
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mandatory lesbian posted:which episode was it
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:06 |
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i hated rugrats because it came between me and rocko's modern life
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:56 |
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this broken hill posted:did she murder you, or just your heart nah yeah she straight up had someoned deadened but hey great fun
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 15:58 |
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that said she is the only ex ill mis an appointment with but ive always been bad with authority also she never threatens to kill me like most my exes so
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 16:02 |
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ive transferred to a new position at work that facilitates posting
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 16:05 |
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I’m watching this Finnish cop show on Netflix and I can’t tell if it seems awkward because of the writing or the acting or the subtitle translation or if that’s just how Finnish people talk
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 16:19 |
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FinnCops: Herring Crimes Unit
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 16:25 |
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*climbs up on reindeer and places police light on top of its head between the antlers* lets roll
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# ? Sep 1, 2018 16:26 |