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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Inspector Hound posted:

What could the substance of that Marla article possibly have been

trumo good at sexy times

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

cargo cult posted:

why would you hate watch a funeral lol

think about it for a second lmao

nobody's gone until you personally see them lowered into the groudn

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

McSlain by a tumor

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol nbc news chryon is misidentifying this song's title as "my country 'tis of thee"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

cargo cult posted:

why would you hate watch a funeral lol

I don't know i tried for a second even i saw other people were and i felt (more) gross (than usual)

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I hope Trump makes more tweets

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



lol cuck eulogy

imagine being at your dads funeral and asking to.talk to the country'smanager because the entire world is more interested in TRUMP

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I did a thing posted:

McSlain by trumo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


JOEMENTUM :woop:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
getting trashed at 3:40pm

to own the libs, i contend

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i havent done MDMA for like six years but i ideate it all day every day lol

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
drat this funeral poo poo has been going on for like a week. who gives a poo poo that bitch is dead!!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
i will never stop hatewatching joe lieberman

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Shark Sandwich posted:

I hope Trump makes more tweets

you know what i didnt get about colberts show

why he always talks about 'omg trump tweeted 69 times time weekend, what a maroon'

his tweets are the backbone of ur show m8

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

noooo bud dont ride dat :horse:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

cargo cult posted:

i havent done MDMA for like six years but i ideate it all day every day lol

hate watch the john mcain funeral on molly

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


holymoly the qmorons tried to make a thunk pepe


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Inspector Hound posted:

What could the substance of that Marla article possibly have been

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/i-wrote-donald-trumps-infamous-best-sex-i-ever-had-story-guest-column-1101246

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

lorn Wayne posted:

you know what i didnt get about colberts show

why he always talks about 'omg trump tweeted 69 times time weekend, what a maroon'

his tweets are the backbone of ur show m8
thats alright
ill keep watching that garbage

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

lorn Wayne posted:

getting trashed at 9:40am

to own the libs, i contend

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1035899678871748608

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i bet you never wouldve guessed donald trump rang em up and said "have i got a story for you"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I did a thing posted:

she did something lovely but i forgot

Ran the DNC, into the ground! Just joking the DNC has always been a steaming dog turd.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

rear end cobra posted:

i dont think that flight will make it to heaven if its piloted by john mccain

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cargo cult posted:

i havent done MDMA for like six years but i ideate it all day every day lol

why would u daydream about a drug that cant even kill you :thunk:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/katierogers/status/1035899478451150850

I LOVE YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

jerry seinfel posted:

holymoly the qmorons tried to make a thunk pepe




coopting a frog for far right causes is one thing

but how dare they

how dare they

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

crash the party do it bitsh

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao crash the funeral

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
there’s at least a 30% chance donna brazille has hosed george will

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
holy poo poo i looked up aphira and it has a beta 3.34? basically, that means it moves 334% faster than the market. when the market is up it moves faster and higher. when the market is down it moves faster and crashier

youre loving gambling dude. why are you even invested in individual stocks???? you could buy a russell 2000 index fund and have the same exposure to small cap businesses with wayyyyyy less risk than you would have with an individdyal stock.

never invest in individual stocks unless you are a literal millioniare

deffo supreme props for investing in cannabis stock though. owns.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


he's so mad he wasn't invited to rhe party that he's gonna golf it out

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

:lol:

he mad

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


lol

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Bearjew posted:

lmao crash the funeral

100000000000000000000000000000x this

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



who are we kidding, he's going golfing

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Like an hour later the lights go out at the funeral and Trump does a big wrestling entrance from the back

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

cumshitter posted:

holy poo poo i looked up aphira and it has a beta 3.34? basically, that means it moves 334% faster than the market. when the market is up it moves faster and higher. when the market is down it moves faster and crashier

youre loving gambling dude. why are you even invested in individual stocks???? you could buy a russell 2000 index fund and have the same exposure to small cap businesses with wayyyyyy less risk than you would have with an individdyal stock.

never invest in individual stocks unless you are a literal millioniare

deffo supreme props for investing in cannabis stock though. owns.

maybe ur at fault here, for investing in beta stocks

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


:hmmyes:

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