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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1035754085209669632

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Zil posted:

How deep does the conspiracy go? If Q is Hillary, than she wants us to know that Seth Rich was in fact killed by her. But for what reason? :tinfoil:

Trust the plan.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

business hammocks posted:

What is this meme from? Why do I get Lal’s picture when I search it?

Its the opening to The Technomigration, a modern sci fi classic. Think Zybourne Clock.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Easy, Q is HRC who secretly supports Trump, which is why she didn't campaign in the Midwest.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
T-trust the....plan?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eox posted:

The true calendar started on July 4th, 1776 with the founding of the first nation America by Christ himself and the elevation of humanity from barbarism.

I hope you don’t mind me stealing this idea for a post-apocalyptic dystopia I suddenly want to write.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

chitoryu12 posted:

I hope you don’t mind me stealing this idea for a post-apocalyptic dystopia I suddenly want to write.

If you want apocalypse prep and weird Divine Right American fan fiction, you could just convert to Mormonism.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Oh man don’t you see? *rips bong* We are all Q and we are all HRC and we are all Alice and remember what the dormouse said!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

I hope you don’t mind me stealing this idea for a post-apocalyptic dystopia I suddenly want to write.

Too late:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Murgos posted:

Oh man don’t you see? *rips bong* We are all Q and we are all HRC and we are all Alice and remember what the dormouse said!
no, oh god, hillary, no, feed your head, not feed on heads! you're not meant to eat the child's face!

PosteriorChain
May 31, 2015


Top reply on Trump's latest shitpost. Pretty please can we get a Q mention from someone close to Trump or the man himself soon.

Edit - it's banal point by now but gotta love how Trump is destroying the old guard and returning power to the people by... enacting powerful corporations' dream agenda of slashing taxes and regulations. Love to be empowered by mining companies dumping toxic waste in my drinking water :patriot:

PosteriorChain fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Sep 2, 2018

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

PosteriorChain posted:



Top reply on Trump's latest shitpost. Pretty please can we get a Q mention from someone close to Trump or the man himself soon.

Edit - it's banal point by now but gotta love how Trump is destroying the old guard and returning power to the people by... enacting powerful corporations' dream agenda of slashing taxes and regulations. Love to be empowered by mining companies dumping toxic waste in my drinking water :patriot:

Doesn't Don Jr mention Q occasionally? I know he's got the same intelligence as the White House lawn, so maybe I'm just assuming.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Seth Rich was killed by Seth Rich on Hillary's orders in order to discredit Hillary.

tRuST ThE pLAn

PosteriorChain
May 31, 2015
seth rich was killed by a time traveling seth rich that was corrupted by mecha hillary after she replaced all her blood with pure adrenochrome. He was our last hope.

Kraanerg
Aug 17, 2013
Seth Rich is Q. Has this been floated yet?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Seth Rich used stolen illuminati technology to look into the future and saw all the evil that President Hillary would do, so he leaked the information about her and set a series of recorded messages to respond to everything that he predicted would happen after he died. That explains why he says that nothing can be revealed without a mass panic, because he foresaw mass panic if the truth was revealed too early, and why Q can only talk to believers in their dreams!

I guarantee you someone has floated this idea.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Fulchrum posted:

Seth Rich used stolen illuminati technology to look into the future and saw all the evil that President Hillary would do, so he leaked the information about her and set a series of recorded messages to respond to everything that he predicted would happen after he died. That explains why he says that nothing can be revealed without a mass panic, because he foresaw mass panic if the truth was revealed too early, and why Q can only talk to believers in their dreams!

I guarantee you someone has floated this idea.

That's like a logical progression of events, just outlandish. Qultists can't come up with a logical progression of events like that.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

They're authoritarian followers, it's not their job to come up with a Narrative, just to slavishly devote themselves to whatever.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Are Qultists STILL using the "well Trump needs to be sneaky about it because otherwise there would be mass panic" excuse? It can kind of make sense when you're talking about just a few indictments or whatever, but by this point, after so much "yes and"-ing, they've gone way beyond that. And, since so many of them believe in a Revelations-esque judgment day, with tens of thousands of arrests and maybe even executions revealed by Glorious Leader in a single day, it makes even less sense. People are going to be told "yes, half of all politicians and celebrities are Satanic child-sacrificing pedophile cultists, but we've already arrested and tried them without telling you." And that's NOT going to cause a mass panic somehow?

I guess I'm not trusting the plan enough.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


This is from the satellites thread linked a couple pages back. I've read it three times and I'm still not sure I can correctly parse it.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



jojoinnit posted:



This is from the satellites thread linked a couple pages back. I've read it three times and I'm still not sure I can correctly parse it.

Boomers calling themselves "anons" like loving 15 year old chaners triggers me.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

jojoinnit posted:



This is from the satellites thread linked a couple pages back. I've read it three times and I'm still not sure I can correctly parse it.

So, not only do you think that the CIA uses AI to discredit your totally-real conspiracy investigation on a website half-dedicated to pornography, but there are multiple AI's, and hey, wouldn't you know it, they've achieved sentience.

How long do you think until Reptilians are a widely-accepted part of Qanon canon? There's not many more places they can go by this point.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Crunch Buttsteak posted:

So, not only do you think that the CIA uses AI to discredit your totally-real conspiracy investigation on a website half-dedicated to pornography, but there are multiple AI's, and hey, wouldn't you know it, they've achieved sentience.

How long do you think until Reptilians are a widely-accepted part of Qanon canon? There's not many more places they can go by this point.

You are missing the big picture; the AI control the CIA and ARE the pedophiles!

Do you see?! :tinfoil:

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

jojoinnit posted:



This is from the satellites thread linked a couple pages back. I've read it three times and I'm still not sure I can correctly parse it.

"bread" is dumb Chan speak for "thread" - the post is saying AIs (from the CIA??) were posting in Q threads on 4chan, and other 4chan users noticed and called the AIs out on it.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I'm not an expert on AI by any means, but the idea that the government would have seven distinct and powerful AI computers, each programmed to have the personality of a Dwarf from Snow White is... I'm feeling myself getting stupider as I write this all out so I'm going to stop.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm not an expert on AI by any means, but the idea that the government would have seven distinct and powerful AI computers, each programmed to have the personality of a Dwarf from Snow White is... I'm feeling myself getting stupider as I write this all out so I'm going to stop.

So there is an AI out there that sleeps all the time? Wouldn't that mean it never posts?

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Turns out, if you put enough Boomers on computers they will eventually write the script to MGS2.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Some random person says something is stupid, another person calls that person grumpy, first person says they aren't grumpy. This is proof of CIA AIs trying to silence Q.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Are Qultists STILL using the "well Trump needs to be sneaky about it because otherwise there would be mass panic" excuse? It can kind of make sense when you're talking about just a few indictments or whatever, but by this point, after so much "yes and"-ing, they've gone way beyond that. And, since so many of them believe in a Revelations-esque judgment day, with tens of thousands of arrests and maybe even executions revealed by Glorious Leader in a single day, it makes even less sense. People are going to be told "yes, half of all politicians and celebrities are Satanic child-sacrificing pedophile cultists, but we've already arrested and tried them without telling you." And that's NOT going to cause a mass panic somehow?

I guess I'm not trusting the plan enough.
Yeah the current plan is supposedly to start trying members of the Deep State in military tribunals next year. Normal courts wouldn't work because the judiciary is too corrupt and there would be mass panic and suicides if the population is woken up too quickly, so they need to destroy the credibility of the mainstream media firs.t

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm not an expert on AI by any means, but the idea that the government would have seven distinct and powerful AI computers, each programmed to have the personality of a Dwarf from Snow White is... I'm feeling myself getting stupider as I write this all out so I'm going to stop.

This is halfway to the plot of Count Zero. Except a lot dumber.

paradex
Aug 30, 2018

by R. Guyovich

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I'm not an expert on AI by any means, but the idea that the government would have seven distinct and powerful AI computers, each programmed to have the personality of a Dwarf from Snow White is... I'm feeling myself getting stupider as I write this all out so I'm going to stop.

Are you interested in a job in a house which is white? I think you might have what I-- he-- we-- they-- need.

The recording pens are free. They're in the lobby.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I think the saddest thing about all this is that seeing how they've performed Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify their blind belief in all this horseshit is that when trump does eventually get turfed out they will just say that was his plan all along and he has drained the swamp etc, it's just that all the trials etc were held in secret for....reasons.

Kraanerg
Aug 17, 2013

hitchensgoespop posted:

I think the saddest thing about all this is that seeing how they've performed Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify their blind belief in all this horseshit is that when trump does eventually get turfed out they will just say that was his plan all along and he has drained the swamp etc, it's just that all the trials etc were held in secret for....reasons.

There’s almost no way this won’t end in martyrdom either by impeachment/removal or losing reelection. Either way they will justify it as Trump’s final act of self sacrifice and whatever Democratic administration that follows will be characterized as some powerless pacifier for the masses whose hearts reject the revealed truth of Q.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

hitchensgoespop posted:

I think the saddest thing about all this is that seeing how they've performed Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify their blind belief in all this horseshit is that when trump does eventually get turfed out they will just say that was his plan all along and he has drained the swamp etc, it's just that all the trials etc were held in secret for....reasons.

Nah. Jews and nonwhites will continue to exist, and non-Nazis will continue to get elected, so they'll say that Trump fought against it but the deep state was too powerful. Or this was part of the 24D chess and Trump will come back even more powerful. Either way, they'll never say that they achieved victory as long as African Americans are considered to be human.

Kraanerg posted:

There’s almost no way this won’t end in martyrdom either by impeachment/removal or losing reelection. Either way they will justify it as Trump’s final act of self sacrifice and whatever Democratic administration that follows will be characterized as some powerless pacifier for the masses whose hearts reject the revealed truth of Q.

That would require that they not shriek 24/7 that the Liberals have turned the world into a hell on earth. The Democrat who replaces Trump is going to be seen as the greatest and most evil monster who has ever lived, and is literally a magical demon, in their eyes.

Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 2, 2018

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Unless a Trump-style republican is the next President, the hard core of the Qult will declare that the election was illegitimate and Trump remains the true secret president and is just waiting for his moment to strike. They will probably get sucked into deep Freeman/sovcit bullshit and start electing each other to pretend Congress. I look forward to the tenure of House Majority Leader Serialbrain2.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Unless a Trump-style republican is the next President, the hard core of the Qult will declare that the election was illegitimate and Trump remains the true secret president and is just waiting for his moment to strike. They will probably get sucked into deep Freeman/sovcit bullshit and start electing each other to pretend Congress. I look forward to the tenure of House Majority Leader Serialbrain2.

I worry more that they’ll turn violent if any kind of impeachment proceedings start against Trump or when he loses his second term election. More so because you know he’ll be decrying either as illegitimate for one reason or another which will only fuel these crazies

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Unless a Trump-style republican is the next President, the hard core of the Qult will declare that the election was illegitimate and Trump remains the true secret president and is just waiting for his moment to strike. They will probably get sucked into deep Freeman/sovcit bullshit and start electing each other to pretend Congress. I look forward to the tenure of House Majority Leader Serialbrain2.

They're gonna become like Shia Muslims, convinced Trump is the final prophet gone into some sort of hidden cosmic hibernation, to awaken again one glorious day.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

They'll latch on to young Barron as the prophecy child. The last of Boomers will spend their twilight years watching his Fortnite streams, trying to decipher clues hidden within.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Kraanerg posted:

There’s almost no way this won’t end in martyrdom either by impeachment/removal or losing reelection. Either way they will justify it as Trump’s final act of self sacrifice and whatever Democratic administration that follows will be characterized as some powerless pacifier for the masses whose hearts reject the revealed truth of Q.

lol you think trump won't get re-elected.

You have not yet come to fully grasp hell dimension.

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Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Fulchrum posted:

The Democrat who replaces Trump is going to be seen as the greatest and most evil monster who has ever lived, and is literally a magical demon, in their eyes.

I really don't think Hillary is gonna run again.

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