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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

my wife's baby shower, of the baby she's having with her friend Willy

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

pretty sure that centaur was on the cover of a piers anthony book

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ComradTwitty/status/1035373141852409856

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
now chris, the reason foundation director of communications, is caling ME nonstop on my cellphone

he seems to think the logic foundation i sarcastically mentioned is a real thing and wants to know where to send a resume

also he is completely confused by the fact htat im gay as a lort and a socialist

"But if you're gay how do you have children?"

"i dont. it owns."

"But how do you gently caress pussy?"

"i dont. it owns."

and on, and on. christ, i hate how the default mode of all libertarians is childish naivete

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

poo poo

I need to take a look at my life

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

nathan brazil more attracted to the reptilian. respect

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-p8YpR7rJc

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
do you think mike pence would gently caress a centaur?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*jug music plays*

tump tump tump tump tump tump tump tump tump

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
CALIBANIBAL: are child concentration camps bad

LOGIC HAVER: y'all do kno these people are nazis...... right ? ..... like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

hmm somewhere i suspect the analogy has broken down but gently caress it i'll try to roll when i hit the ground

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ThreeTwoEephus/status/1035751107316903936

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Sir Tonk posted:

do you think mike pence would gently caress a centaur?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO_gG2kDbNw

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

pretty sure that centaur was on the cover of a piers anthony book

no i hink jack chalker had an entirely different centaur rape based cosmology

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
im gonna drink this beer

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Chinatown posted:

*jug music plays*

tump tump tump tump tump tump tump tump tump
I didnt say stop.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

easy call. guy who took the shittier photo is the sports guy. he has better things to do than learn to work a camera

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Sir Tonk posted:

do you think mike pence would gently caress a centaur?

he's a bottom tho right? Why would he care? I mean unless the centaur had a foul personality.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76yWZcsgwF8&hd=1

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

cargo cult posted:

im gonna drink this beer

im halfway across the country but i will race you to the same beer, bitch

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cumshitter posted:

now chris, the reason foundation director of communications, is caling ME nonstop on my cellphone

he seems to think the logic foundation i sarcastically mentioned is a real thing and wants to know where to send a resume

also he is completely confused by the fact htat im gay as a lort and a socialist

"But if you're gay how do you have children?"

"i dont. it owns."

"But how do you gently caress pussy?"

"i dont. it owns."

and on, and on. christ, i hate how the default mode of all libertarians is childish naivete

https://twitter.com/bonnieventure/status/1035721848057520129

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

cumshitter posted:

im halfway across the country but i will race you to the same beer, bitch

*horn blows*

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Duscat posted:

CALIBANIBAL: are child concentration camps bad

LOGIC HAVER: y'all do kno these people are nazis...... right ? ..... like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

hmm somewhere i suspect the analogy has broken down but gently caress it i'll try to roll when i hit the ground

y’all do kno this poster *juts stubby finger at own chest* has an TRUNP BRAIN ...... right ? ..... like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7at3bEmk04

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

cumshitter posted:

im halfway across the country but i will race you to the same beer, bitch
lets go

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
that grainy 90s-european-tv milk video reminded of this old classic, The Electrified Grapes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9CXtycJz_g
anchor at the end seems very death crew

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

*kicks your door in*

i was already waiting outside your apartment. thanks for the free beer, bitch

*palms your forehead as you pathetically windmill at me while i slowly chug your beer with the other hand*

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


David Schultz didn't hit John Stossel hard enough, IMHO.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
namaste

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhx4g_FMZN8&hd=1

leary is a loving beast in graveyard

so goddamn good

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

cumshitter posted:

*kicks your door in*

i was already waiting outside your apartment. thanks for the free beer, bitch

*palms your forehead as you pathetically windmill at me while i slowly chug your beer with the other hand*
:jackbud:

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


https://twitter.com/Mark_J_Perry/status/1035922738815356928

red19fire
May 26, 2010


Even delivering her dad's eulogy she looks like she's trying to get a manager to fire someone at Macy's.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

white sauce posted:

Imagine how much milk is inside Meghan McCain’s giant titty torpedos

well she’s pregnant so that number’s goin up

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIv2bOXYco

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I'm drinking Sam Adams Summer Ale tonight, how about all y'all bitches?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Sprouting Sexy Radish Body Pillow: Sexy but not too Sexy

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Horseshoe theory posted:

David Schultz didn't hit John Stossel hard enough, IMHO.

:agreed:

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

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