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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Duscat posted:

out of curiosity, how do the intel agencies keep their people whose job is to read posts every day that basically say "people dying from lack of healthcare is bad" from eventually going "hmm"

It’s an algorithm?

Though there is too much slang and nonsense on here for a robot to read it

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

You supported uber

i tip the driver

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trmp

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

and it's a $1.50 delivery fee from a block away lol

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Duscat posted:

out of curiosity, how do the intel agencies keep their people whose job is to read posts every day that basically say "people dying from lack of healthcare is bad" from eventually going "hmm"

They pay them really well

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

jarofpiss posted:

and it's a $1.50 delivery fee from a block away lol
bougie

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

just sign over forged residual checks and get actual free drinks

Bartender: "I've never heard of 'Fux Studios.'"

"Oh, it's right near that porn studio in the fancy office next to the Hyundai dealership. I sucked a lot of dick to get that check."

*bartender frowns*

"Lissen, would I say I sucked dick if I didn't do it?"

*Bartender frowns*

*i tactically remain silent*

"I trust ya, this time, but I'm Googling it when I get home."

"Don't Google it if ya have a wife, she'll be suspicious."

"....nice looking out, thank you."

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



jarofpiss posted:

and it's a $1.50 delivery fee from a block away lol

seems excessive for Church's

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

jarofpiss posted:

whats a fun game to play that i can handle with 0 attention span right now

Diablo 3 after 50 hours of playtime

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jarofpiss posted:

and it's a $1.50 delivery fee from a block away lol

You got ripped off a sweet tea

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1036064416540704768

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Xaris posted:

i always wondered, is it morally better to use uber and eat up all that VC cash to spur their imminent demise (and tip the driver $20 cash to make up for it) or not take uber. it's your moral imperiative to take money from rich investers as possible and uber subsidzies the poo poo out of all that with billions of vc cash a year and is a flaming dumpster fire of barrels of cash

uber must die so whatever speeds up their death is good

Taking uber usually means you aren't taking a bus/taxi and thus playing directly into their hands of trying to undermine other less oppressively privatized forms of transportation

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

holy hell imagine being the sad sack who has to walk a greasy bag of chicken 1 block to some lazy rear end goon

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

jarofpiss posted:

whats a fun game to play that i can handle with 0 attention span right now

Graveyard Keeper

stardew valley, but chiller

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

go home vince you're drunk

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Calibanibal posted:

holy hell imagine being the sad sack who has to walk a greasy bag of chicken 1 block to some lazy rear end goon
It's definitely another goon

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
They don't give a poo poo if they lose money on the uber ride if it means taxis and busses are getting less traffic congrats you just got played by silicon valley

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Any time one sad person does something stupid for another sad person, that's a goon meet.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Taking uber usually means you aren't taking a bus/taxi and thus playing directly into their hands of trying to undermine other less oppressively privatized forms of transportation

no bus no taxi in houston also if i drove i would be adding an extra car on the road thus hastening all our inevitable drownings from melted north poles

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Calibanibal posted:

holy hell imagine being the sad sack who has to walk a greasy bag of chicken 1 block to some lazy rear end goon

sounds to me like Capital has just created another Job

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

haha or did he fcking drive? is it some guy cruising in his car looking for a cross-town whale, but then the only thing that pops up in the app is some soul-crushing $2 gig lmao

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

holy hell imagine being the sad sack who has to walk a greasy bag of chicken 1 block to some lazy rear end goon

it’s a hellworld we all live in

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jarofpiss posted:

no bus no taxi in houston also if i drove i would be adding an extra car on the road thus hastening all our inevitable drownings from melted north poles

I've been in Houston there are definitely taxis

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1036058704381136896

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*puts on jeweler's glass, furiously scribbles a Fux Studios check for $0.73 behind the dumpster of Residuals to get a free drink*

no. stop adding more lions to the studio crest. thats how counterfeiters get caught: they get fancier. dont get fancy, cumshitter

*smokes a half burnt cig i plucked from the trash*

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

haha or did he fcking drive? is it some guy cruising in his car looking for a cross-town whale, but then the only thing that pops up in the app is some soul-crushing $2 gig lmao

probably why it took 25 mins for someone to accept the delivery

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Keep wrestling in the anime forum where it belongs

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Ivanka Trump was asked to attend McCain’s service earlier in the week by Lindsey Graham, who had cleared it with the senator’s widow.

lol ok

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I've been in Houston there are definitely taxis

if you’re endlessly wealthy in both funds and time i guess

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Calibanibal posted:

haha or did he fcking drive? is it some guy cruising in his car looking for a cross-town whale, but then the only thing that pops up in the app is some soul-crushing $2 gig lmao

i'm imagining a world with autonomous cars instead of ubers now

in it, the cars have to do this to get enough electricity to live

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

t0aine posted:

wait a minute. who the gently caress is adriana grande

you may remember her from: literal terrorism last year

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/1036058598206402560

Alyssa Milano status: woke

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

cumshitter posted:

*puts on jeweler's glass, furiously scribbles a Fux Studios check for $0.73 behind the dumpster of Residuals to get a free drink*

no. stop adding more lions to the studio crest. thats how counterfeiters get caught: they get fancier. dont get fancy, cumshitter

*smokes a half burnt cig i plucked from the trash*

cumshitter is charlie and mac smashed together

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Regular Nintendo posted:

you may remember her from: literal terrorism last year

she also had a cousin or something that was on Big Brother a few years ago

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

:goonsay:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

driving in circles for half an hour, just staring at this church's chicken errand, praying for something else to pop, something that will let me meet Sept rent,dear g*d please anything, tears in my eyes, despairing, finally i hit accept and pull into the church's drive thru

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jarofpiss posted:

if you’re endlessly wealthy in both funds and time i guess

Whatever, take uber, just don't delude yourself into thinking you're "sticking it to those venture capitalists" by tipping the driver. They get to undermine other transportation options while getting you to subsidize the drivers wages even more. That's exactly what they want

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Calibanibal posted:

driving in circles for half an hour, just staring at this church's chicken errand, praying for something else to pop, something that will let me meet Sept rent,dear g*d please anything, tears in my eyes, despairing, finally i hit accept and pull into the church's drive thru

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Calibanibal posted:

driving in circles for half an hour, just staring at this church's chicken errand, praying for something else to pop, something that will let me meet Sept rent,dear g*d please anything, tears in my eyes, despairing, finally i hit accept and pull into the church's drive thru

:smith:

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Go buckryes

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