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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


randroid why you give up on qatari

dont come back now but tomorrow

we got bage now

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

randroid why you give up on qatari

dont come back now but tomorrow

we got bage now

you lost me at Qatar

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

*opens twitter*
https://twitter.com/AbbieRuzicka/status/1035917668845531136
*closes twitter*

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

qanon makes me sad I don't have more contact with my mother in law since she is the only person I can think of in my life who would get caught up in that

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

paranoid randroid posted:

*climbs up on reindeer and places police light on top of its head between the antlers* lets roll

Not quite like that but saunas do feature prominently

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
How does Finnish cop show compare to other Scandinavian (yes, yes, Finnland is not technically Scandinavia) crime stuff? Closer to the "Edgy Serial Killer"-type stuff or closer to the "Everything is hosed, the welfare state is a lie"-stuff?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Randler posted:

How does Finnish cop show compare to other Scandinavian (yes, yes, Finnland is not technically Scandinavia) crime stuff? Closer to the "Edgy Serial Killer"-type stuff or closer to the "Everything is hosed, the welfare state is a lie"-stuff?

Hard for me to say, I haven't seen many other Fennoscandian/Baltic series. I'm only three episodes into this one (Deadwind) and it seems to be shaping up into a "these people are all terrible and have lots of secrets but only one of them did the murder" kind of show. It makes Helsinki look like quite a pleasant place, though.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

one of the few benefits of rural america is wacky conspiracy billboards since they're super cheap

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

this broken hill posted:

i don't remember lol, i just remember going back inside all "thank gently caress that's over, time to watch some motherfucking rugrats!!!!"

Hecka same

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

The Muppets On PCP posted:

one of the few benefits of rural america is wacky conspiracy billboards since they're super cheap



STOP THE DEMOCRAT CREATED DUST BOWL

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

double nine posted:

this is a fun read if you don't want to think about impending doom:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/08/30/toronto-built-a-better-green-bin-and-oops-maybe-a-smarter-raccoon.html

hu-mans create garbage bins with better locks, raccoon find ways to beat hu-man locks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWILQbQ3CYc
:3:

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

paranoid randroid posted:

ive transferred to a new position at work that facilitates posting

:yayclod:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
ha ha martha the dang ol raccoons got into the newfangled trash cans! ain't they something? *raccoon drives past in background in my car with my wife in the passenger seat*

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

It's all fun and games until they master guns

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Pretty sure a raccoon would shoot you to get at your delicious warm insides

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




You learn at a very young age in Canada to not gently caress around with raccoons or moose.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Furnaceface posted:

You learn at a very young age in Canada to not gently caress around with raccoons or moose.

i hosed around with a moose once

never again

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
there's been a shitload of skunks (especially roadkill ones) in town lately

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

there's been a shitload of skunks (especially roadkill ones) in town lately

I hate seeing them as roadkill they're so adorable if you ever get the chance to watch one at like 2am

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Skunks are the crust punks of the animal kingdom

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Martha Stewart Undying posted:

i hosed around with a moose once

never again

They are the largest land mammal in North America and bears fear them for a reason.

the paradigm shift posted:

I hate seeing them as roadkill they're so adorable if you ever get the chance to watch one at like 2am

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

the paradigm shift posted:

I hate seeing them as roadkill they're so adorable if you ever get the chance to watch one at like 2am

what when it can fart on me if i take a wrong step?

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


moose are big

like more so than you'd imagine

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
They're as dumb as they are big

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


yeah but being dumb does not stop then from loving you up

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It encourages them to gently caress you up. They get confused because there's like a tree in front of them blocking their path, and being confused makes them mad.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Berke Negri posted:

yeah but being dumb does not stop then from loving you up

He spent some time living in Alaska, so Im 100% sure he has heard multiple stories of even dumber hunters thinking they can take one down only to end up splattered all over the forest.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


when was VB in Alaska, was he there for liberating it from the Chinese

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fallout 3 actually came out when I was up there. I played the gently caress out of it.

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


ha ha yeah it was real good

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Berke Negri posted:

moose are big

like more so than you'd imagine

Yes. A million times yes.

Was in Canada. Saw moose on road. Tried to get it off road by yelling at it, honking. Moose charged. Got larger. Then larger. Then the car was totaled; Moose was fine. It walked off like the king of the forest.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

Tried to get it off road by yelling at it, honking

Lol you fuckin rear end

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


moose are like orks they just keep getting bigger and bigger

the moon is actually just an ancient moose

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
moose get bigger the further up in latitude you go too.

like the moose down in utah or colorado or new york compared to the ones up in far north canada, the north canada ones can be 3 times larger

so you get people who think they know how to handle moose from dealing with the small ones and then get completely wrecked by hubris

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Volkerball posted:

Lol you fuckin rear end

Yeah I won't dispute that

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

fishmech posted:

moose get bigger the further up in latitude you go too.

like the moose down in utah or colorado or new york compared to the ones up in far north canada, the north canada ones can be 3 times larger

so you get people who think they know how to handle moose from dealing with the small ones and then get completely wrecked by hubris

big moose are for chumps

show me the tiny moose down south about the size of the animals in romero’s zoo and zoo too

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Toy Story 4 trailer looking pretty good:

https://twitter.com/InsidersABC/status/1036031869337317376

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Berke Negri posted:

not to be confused with my ex who actually murdered people, she kind of sucked

Amanda Knox gets around.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Pirate Radar posted:

I’m watching this Finnish cop show on Netflix and I can’t tell if it seems awkward because of the writing or the acting or the subtitle translation or if that’s just how Finnish people talk

It's the theme song.

Edit:. Ah nevermind I thought you were talking about Bordertown.

Spergin Morlock fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 2, 2018

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pirate Radar posted:

I’m watching this Finnish cop show on Netflix and I can’t tell if it seems awkward because of the writing or the acting or the subtitle translation or if that’s just how Finnish people talk

Seriouspost: There hasn't been good or even decent Finnish television drama (or comedy) since the late 80s so it could be any number of reasons. And all the Finnish crime dramas I've seen are incredibly try-hard.

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