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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

pathetic little tramp posted:

hi it's me woody allen and i'm the guy running all the democrats' campaigns



its weird that i'm somehow on doug jones loving mailing list but not the one for a senator of my own state

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

no

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
since i cannot return to work for 3 months i am going to start learning weaving

so i can make a nice lil wicker basket for every guillotine i know

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

tremendous

maybe Omarosa has Ivanka saying something stupid enough to chase her and J-Kush out of the WH

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Release the tapes

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Omarosa gonna start a subscription site where she releases one tape a week for a year

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Omarosa gonna start a subscription site where she releases one tape a week for a year

sign me the hell up

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

Omarosa gonna start a subscription site where she releases one tape a week for a year

cool what's her hatreon

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmaooooo that tootblan for a run

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1036394053951217665?s=20

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
has anything at all remotely mattered yet?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Mr. Nice! posted:

has anything at all remotely mattered yet?

no

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

drat thanks

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

buddhanc posted:

Had dinner with this old gay dude who got cock and assd rejuvenation surgery and he said he can shoot wads across rooms

steve scalise???

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1036326916427591680

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

UFOTacoMan posted:

steve scalise???

we have the technology

Steve Scalise stars in

The Six Million Dollar Taint

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Mr. Nice! posted:

has anything at all remotely mattered yet?

some idiots that were stupid enough to trust trump are going to jail but otherwise no

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

gently caress you john mccain?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


"shut the gently caress up"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



"i'm the prez, lmao"

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


:laffo::laffo::laffo: no one ever asked hey hey why does it always sound like ur phone is on speaker?? for like two years?

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


is he working up to fourteen words

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

tup

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

My sidewalk could literally be covered in poo poo and I still wouldn't vote trump lol

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

UFOTacoMan posted:

steve scalise???

He did not try to suck out my life energy and money so no couldn't have been gop ppl

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


“Donald Trump is President”

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

piss tape is real

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

"Piss on this bed"

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

2DCAT posted:

My sidewalk could literally be covered in poo poo and I still wouldn't vote trump lol

That guy got Loomered

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




gimme a diet coke

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Watching Pawlenty eat a plate full of poo poo on primary night was just the best. :allears:

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Missed an easy pun, they didn't iloomernate poo poo

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Convincing a Democrat that they hate the poor and immigrants seems real easy.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




lol

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Laure Loomer has never actually talked to a real person

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



sat next to a delaware democrat last night on the zeppelin and convinced her that tom carpet will never stop fighting

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Augus posted:

Laure Loomer has never actually talked to a real person

Nah, I totally believe that she talked to some shitwit techbro who's paying $4k a month for a one bedroom in San Francisco about how the homeless all gotta die.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


white sauce posted:

McCain’s giant titty torpedos

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

jerking off into a revolutionary war style american flag while replying SIR?! SIR?! SIR?! to trump tweets, howling for decorum as three tv monitors show a constant loop of W Bush giving Michelle Obama candy

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