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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Lmao remember when lowtax was trying to troll his way into chapo and they admonished him

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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Former DILF posted:

Lmao remember when lowtax was trying to troll his way into chapo and they admonished him

what'd they say to him? all i remember is lowtax trying to ride their coattails on twitter

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

cool dance moves posted:

what'd they say to him? all i remember is lowtax trying to ride their coattails on twitter

It was very gentle which made it all the more pathetic for the tax man

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i thought matt showed up to his goon meet thing

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

freckle posted:

i thought matt showed up to his goon meet thing

thats probably why lowtax thought he could just troll his way onto chapo, im sure a small part of him feels like he had a hand in chapo's success

(i do realize the meet was after the chapo twitter incident)

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
https://www.facebook.com/kerwinrae/videos/1513783805335358/

I'm the fingerquotes around "required by law" that staff get breaks

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Clawtopsy posted:

https://www.facebook.com/kerwinrae/videos/1513783805335358/

I'm the fingerquotes around "required by law" that staff get breaks

:thermidor:

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
"Bad workers are the proles that don't stay after their rostered hours to work for free. Good workers are the spineless fools who will let me beat them if it means I don't fire them." - someone who should absolutely be guillotined

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

A dramatic reading of forums user Alobar's posts in this thread.


https://soundcloud.com/user-718481860/forums-reading

:perfect:

Thanks for this, it's fantastic.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Fashionable Jorts posted:

:perfect:

Thanks for this, it's fantastic.

:respek:

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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The Chad CHAPO Millionaires
-Real unironic gamers
-Stacking cash in patreon
-#1 leftist podcasters
-Girl member
-Healthy Bones

The Virgin Lowtax
-Terrible gaming stream to cover medical bills
-Created failing forum that has killed multiple people
-Low energy podcast
-Microwaves mom (one positive)
-Angry Bones

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



hackbunny posted:

🤔🤔🤔

whoa cool I didn’t know superscript worked on emojis

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!
It's kind of funny to me that there was a really famous poster, who basically created his own kind of thread, with CYOA type thing where he illustrated everything, and had a great art style, who was really well liked, who innocently posted his stepmom in a random thread and it's the thing that he's most remembered for.

That being said, she was crazy beautiful.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Ardent Communist posted:

It's kind of funny to me that there was a really famous poster, who basically created his own kind of thread, with CYOA type thing where he illustrated everything, and had a great art style, who was really well liked, who innocently posted his stepmom in a random thread and it's the thing that he's most remembered for.

That being said, she was crazy beautiful.

might be the wrong thread but yes this happened

I mean I dunno how innocent it was because wasn’t the thing that he was like “oh my stepmom is hot” and goons were like “lol prove it” and for some god forsaken reason he actually posted pictures

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Pirate Radar posted:

might be the wrong thread but yes this happened

I mean I dunno how innocent it was because wasn’t the thing that he was like “oh my stepmom is hot” and goons were like “lol prove it” and for some god forsaken reason he actually posted pictures

The man made a statement, provided strong evidence and his position was utterly vindicated on the forums. I thought the actual process was he made a thread about "tasty mommies" and posted his as an example and asked if any goons out there had hot moms and were willing to post pics as well.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

The man made a statement, provided strong evidence and his position was utterly vindicated on the forums. I thought the actual process was he made a thread about "tasty mommies" and posted his as an example and asked if any goons out there had hot moms and were willing to post pics as well.

lol I had forgotten that or hadn’t seen the original thread. what a thing to do

never post your mom

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I remeber when the cards against humanity guys wanted to give their factory workers In China a week paid vacation but they had to negotiate with the owner because they literally had no procedure in place to
Give employees paid time off.

Allatum
Feb 20, 2008

Pillbug


Stolen from YOSPOS, but fit here.

Allatum has issued a correction as of 08:57 on Sep 3, 2018

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The Nastier Nate posted:

I remeber when the cards against humanity guys wanted to give their factory workers In China a week paid vacation but they had to negotiate with the owner because they literally had no procedure in place to
Give employees paid time off.

Like the owner wouldn't keep the cash and make them work anyway. And as if you went over to make sure the factory was closed for a week the owner wouldn't lend his workers to his brother's factory for a week.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

bob dobbs is dead posted:

that prolly more duckduckgo index sucking than some dire plotting tho

The regular results are fine, is just the "recent news" section that is irrelevant- probably because there are no recent news about the Jacobins.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Allatum posted:



Stolen from YOSPOS, but fit here.

In case you can't see it - count the stars.

You're supposed to be marking out of 10 for the value you place on human life.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

A dramatic reading of forums user Alobar's posts in this thread.


https://soundcloud.com/user-718481860/forums-reading

legit good

pro-click

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Saw this in the Ikea catalog today

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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
loving hell. As an actual minimalist way to misinterpret minimalism completely wrong ikea.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

actionjackson posted:

Saw this in the Ikea catalog today


loving lmao

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Fuckin riches need to learn when to let go of poo poo they don't need

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Weaponized Autism posted:

loving hell. As an actual minimalist way to misinterpret minimalism completely wrong ikea.

I suppose being a true minimalist isn't very good for profits

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I like how the presumably fully functional stuff would go straight into the trash rather than being donated

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Sentient Data posted:

I like how the presumably fully functional stuff would go straight into the trash rather than being donated

But if they gave old things away for free, people would stop buying new things! There's infinite demand for free goods!!! :derp:



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Mar 2, 2010



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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Fuckin riches need to learn when to let go of poo poo they don't need



So I know what a big G means in Finland but what's it mean here?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

So I know what a big G means in Finland but what's it mean here?



Shorthand for "Grand", another term for a thousand dollars

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

you'll also notice he's dropped the G in "dropping"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ate all the Oreos posted:

Shorthand for "Grand", another term for a thousand dollars

:tipshat:

Former DILF posted:

you'll also notice he's dropped the G in "dropping"

:shittypop:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A "limited edition" tomato

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

I mean, it's true, right? That tomato isn't going to be around forever

Lackmaster
Mar 1, 2011
Just lmao if you didn’t get the Vine DLC by preordering that tomato.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I got the season pass to Tomatoes, by which I mean I planted my own.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I'm holding off until they release Tomato Remastered in next year's crop

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