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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump is a broken clock on the state of american politics, its incredibly really





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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

jerry seinfel posted:

literally the only people i.know who give a poo poo about smart devices are boomers

my friend, let me tell you about this wonderful wi-fi enabled salt shaker with a Bluetooth speaker and ambient lighting

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lambert posted:

What does "there's a lid at the white house" mean? I'm not a beltway reporter.

It means that the pool reporters are basically no longer 'on call' because the President won't be going anywhere or doing anything except sitting around in the White House.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Is anyone itt a lawyer? Those two tweets seems a little obstructiony to me, ianal

garbage pundit
Apr 10, 2008

We're on our way home now, duckie!

skaboomizzy posted:

my friend, let me tell you about this wonderful wi-fi enabled salt shaker with a Bluetooth speaker and ambient lighting

SMALT!!

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

An Apple A Gay posted:

dirk diggler would beat out all those others imo that list is garbage

strong pick

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i wonder what is like watchin that now, havent seen it since it came out

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

skaboomizzy posted:

tying your business strategy to a population that will be mostly dead in 20 years seems like a fantastic idea

But I sell SMaskets?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

jerry seinfel posted:

literally the only people i.know who give a poo poo about smart devices are boomers

boomers are loving brain damaged in every possible way lmao how do yuo wanna spend ur old age ?? idk maybe i'll just trash the planet n hog all the resources so i can larp retard jetsons

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

trump

https://i.imgur.com/Pv1cScr.mp4

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I was regifted an Amazon dot and a WiFi switch, basically all it does is turn my bedroom light on and off

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Iron Crowned posted:

I was regifted an Amazon dot and a WiFi switch, basically all it does is turn my bedroom light on and off

It can read you Trump Thread as you go to sleep.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



incredible string of tweets from MY President :patriot:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

TMMadman posted:

It means that the pool reporters are basically no longer 'on call' because the President won't be going anywhere or doing anything except sitting around in the White House.

this used to mean something in the before times

a few months ago Trump heard South Korean officials were meeting in the WH so he poked his head in at like 7pm and said "tell Kim Jong Un I'll meet with him, I'm gonna go tell the press"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-JS0LRktf4&hd=1

goddamn that track owns

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Don-i-Bal Trunk, 45th and final lord president of the North American Union

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


PHONE

MAKE POST TO THREAD

T R U M P period


Ok phone submit post

Phew sobmuch easier

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1036690290273214464

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Elephanthead posted:

It can read you Trump Thread as you go to sleep.

:vince: I now have a second function!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
my favorite character of all time is Scotty from Boogie Nights.

failing that, just pick any character that PSH ever played.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Iron Crowned posted:

I was regifted an Amazon dot and a WiFi switch, basically all it does is turn my bedroom light on and off

it also records everything you say near it, to improve yr amazon sales recommendations

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
baby boomers got brain damage and are larping 'retard jetsons'

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Iron Crowned posted:

I was regifted an Amazon dot and a WiFi switch, basically all it does is turn my bedroom light on and off

If you're lucky, it will randomly activate and send a transcript of what you're saying in conversation to some random contact.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

tacodaemon posted:

apparently teen vogue didnt get the message that labor day is when we honor are troops and are cops


https://twitter.com/TeenVogue/status/1036684006652342272

yeah but neera is bad

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Happy Labor Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8mKw_3vbI

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lmao at the trunp tweet telling DOJ to let off criminals because they could've been reelected just lmao

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE

:radcat::radcat::radcat::radcat::radcat::radcat::radcat::radcat:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Good job Jeff...

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Good Job Jeff...

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


its funny cuz hes 100% right

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
alexa is a cop don't at me

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

HEY NONG MAN posted:

my favorite character of all time is Scotty from Boogie Nights.

failing that, just pick any character that PSH ever played.

i was going through all his roles the other day and i guess every single one was memorable and incredibly well executed?? not exactly news to anyone probably but still

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

We must deploy this anti-tornado dog to rural Oklahoma asap

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

good job Jeff

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Lambert posted:

If you're lucky, it will randomly activate and send a transcript of what you're saying in conversation to some random contact.

I disabled all of that poo poo and denied it's permissions because gently caress that

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I hope every single Trump supporter is driven to suicide and I get to read their hastily scrawled tear stained goodbye notes to their uncaring families.

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

why does the freaking THREAD TITLE never change anymore

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i actually think daniel dale lives in walking distance from me so maybe i should try to invite him out for a night on the town sometime (but no drinking bc he doesnt drink)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Squizzle posted:

it also records everything you say near it, to improve yr amazon sales recommendations

Lambert posted:

If you're lucky, it will randomly activate and send a transcript of what you're saying in conversation to some random contact.

people actually buy this garbage lmao

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1036695682072158214

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