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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Naked Bear posted:

The theory was that it should cook more evenly. This seems to have been borne out; it was cooked just right and was very tasty.

Gotta indent your burgers if you're going to grill them. Otherwise you end up with meatballs.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lies.

Use a press. Like every goddamn burger joint in the world.

Remember when it was all the rage to stuff a burger with all sorts of poo poo and cheese? They always came out like a meatball on a bun with lava inside?

Yeah, that poo poo died quick. A press leaves you with a good looking patty.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That was the theory. The reason was "meat donut".

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Negative. I’m a meat popsicle.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Burger presses are overrated. The only kitchen unitasker you should have is a fire extinguisher.

Naked Bear posted:

That was the theory. The reason was "meat donut".

So eating rear end? Because it's a meat donut between two buns.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I didn't mean a patty press to form a patty. I meant a weighted metal plate you put on the burger on the grill while it cooks. Keeps the patty consistent while cooking.

I guess there's a better name for it, but I always called it a press.

This:


CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Sep 2, 2018

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Ive got a cast iron bacon press with a adorable engraved pig on it much like that.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I left my press with a bunch of poo poo in Tennessee, assuming my brother would take and use the stuff. They come in handy though, and I should probably get one again.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Brute Squad posted:

Burger presses are overrated. The only kitchen unitasker you should have is a fire extinguisher.

A grill press isn't a unitasker, though. As others have pointed out by the by, you can use it for keeping bacon flat as well as evenly cooked burgs
That's a dual-tasker.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005



oglaf really is the best part of my sunday mornings

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I didn't mean a patty press to form a patty. I meant a weighted metal plate you put on the burger on the grill while it cooks. Keeps the patty consistent while cooking.

I guess there's a better name for it, but I always called it a press.

This:



Oh, one of those. I just use a spare cast iron skillet if I need to press my stuff. I thought it was, like you said, a press to form the patty.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
a press isn;r a dub step press my bulllllllllllssssssssss

DAD CHAT IN DREANK THREAD IN RES

HI A WA THA

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
whiskey sour

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
use a loving foreman grill stop being a caveman


mudslides own btw

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
George Foreman grills make a decent panini press in a pinch, with a brick set on top. Or something equally heavy.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Like your mom

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

drat son

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
my ears are blown out from seeing Snoop Dogg at a nightclub venue

I regret nothing except not doing this twenty years ago

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Godholio posted:

whiskey sour

Please allow a retort

Pisco sour

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

DownByTheWooter posted:

Please allow a retort

Pisco sour

Its so hard finding good pisco in the states

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

DownByTheWooter posted:

Please allow a retort

Pisco sour

We were in Peru for a presidential trip, and we basically bounced from steakhouse to steakhouse every night...everyone talks about Brazilian steakhouses, but I think it's just South American in general. Anyway, the owner's friend was starting up a new pisco distillery(?) so it was BOGO pisco sour night. Hooooly poo poo that stuff was fantastic. Sneaky as hell. I wish I knew what his brand was, I'd actively seek it out.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I think my av got changed. I'm almost certain it used to be a .jpg. now it's a gif that flips after it sits long enough :lol:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I've seen it flip lately and thought that's just how it always was but just didn't notice

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Slim Pickens posted:

Yeah I've seen it flip lately and thought that's just how it always was but just didn't notice

I'm pretty sure that's new, but I could be crazy. Today is the first time I've ever seen it flip.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhK2ev_O-pc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Also, this is happening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-A1gVm9T0A

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think my av got changed. I'm almost certain it used to be a .jpg. now it's a gif that flips after it sits long enough :lol:

That's a good prank right there.

:edit:
You're not the only one.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=131298

Brute Squad fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Sep 4, 2018

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I'm glad fracture riker still lives on.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beard riker is superior

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

EBB posted:

beard riker is superior

Bald Sisko is superior.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Brute Squad posted:

Bald Sisko is superior.

Also genocidal/a war criminal.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

Godholio posted:

Also genocidal/a war criminal.

i'm glad he killed the space chuds

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

sisko lied, cardassians died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-YyL7X4CWw

still the best trek commander :dukedog:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

sisko did nothing wrong

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

EBB posted:

beard riker is superior

:dukedoge:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
http://scrolldowntoriker.com/

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Brute Squad posted:

Bald Sisko is superior.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

TFW when you lie down to go to bed early and oh goddammit it's three hours later and I just watched The Breakfast Club

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
How long has Caro been free? 2+ years right? Time for an AMA maybe???

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