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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/MeaninaNiceWay/status/1036033204988178432?s=19

Tweet leads to #blessed pictures.

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ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


https://twitter.com/Simonreah/status/1036016786414755840

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Death to capitalism

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Truly a selfless act of charity.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:agreed:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Now THIS. THIS is truly blessed.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

same

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."



I've done research on how to handle this situation. Here is a link to a documentary on the matter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

elmer chud
May 18, 2018
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1036685396837625856

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000







Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
edit: this was a stupid joke

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Jesus, does Michael Dorn not age or something? I know Stewart's pretty much a Highlander, but Dorn looks pretty pretty goddamn good for a man in his early sixties.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!






Is that a dildo, or is that cat just that hardcore that he ripped off some dudes dick?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

sweet geek swag posted:

Is that a dildo, or is that cat just that hardcore that he ripped off some dudes dick?

Back then they just randomly fell off

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!
That, or a witch stole it.

Bad familiar! Bad!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
He's the guy who played Data on star trek. I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Sponge Baathist posted:

He's the guy who played Data on star trek. I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

no that's a cat with a penis in it's mouth

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

sweet geek swag posted:

Is that a dildo, or is that cat just that hardcore that he ripped off some dudes dick?

Early teleportation technology wasn't as refined as it is now:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Jesus, does Michael Dorn not age or something? I know Stewart's pretty much a Highlander, but Dorn looks pretty pretty goddamn good for a man in his early sixties.

Warf don't morph

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

potentiallycool
Nov 7, 2011

Homie
Fallen Rib
Wait till you see it.

potentiallycool
Nov 7, 2011

Homie
Fallen Rib
So blessed.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Fat with small tits and desperate for attention = cursed

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

potentiallycool posted:

Wait till you see it.


the fat girl's unimpressive tits? no wait maybe it's her left arm that looks like it's bending sorta weird? how about the fact that this pic is hosted on limpbizkit.com? nah I'm not seeing anything blessed here

Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Sep 4, 2018

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
somebody throw that chick a bone c'mon

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

somebody throw that chick a bone c'mon

Shouldn't at least get to know her first?

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Fat with small tits and desperate for attention = cursed

:lol:

potentiallycool
Nov 7, 2011

Homie
Fallen Rib
Limp Bizkit 2018 website btw.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Yeah untagged nsfw is pretty cool

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Len posted:

Yeah untagged nsfw is pretty cool

To be fair, any good boss would take a glance and simply remark, "How shameful".

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I just want to know who is playing.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Apparently women find this photo insanely blessed. the dress has pockets

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Mr. Apollo posted:

Apparently women find this photo insanely blessed. the dress has pockets



As a straight dude, I find it weird to look at, which is weird to me

Maybe because I think of a wedding dress as ceremonial and it’s odd to see pockets

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

As a straight dude, I find it weird to look at, which is weird to me

Maybe because I think of a wedding dress as ceremonial and it’s odd to see pockets

Yeah but without pockets she has to lift her dress all the way up to scratch her bits, and that has just ruined far too many weddings.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah but without pockets she has to lift her dress all the way up to scratch her bits, and that has just ruined far too many weddings.

Using that same hand to stuff cake in her grooms face.

Edit: I feel I was too quick to judge. Now that I think on it, if as a dude I wore a wedding dress like that daily, I could constantly be jerking it without anyone getting suspicious. The only thing I would need is some sort of collection method, which I guess a sock would work fine. Or...or..I could just pull a Shawshank Redemption and just casually stroll through the yard and disperse my load.

OB-GYN Kenobi fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 4, 2018

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Mr. Apollo posted:

Apparently women find this photo insanely blessed. the dress has pockets



very blessed.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yeah, women getting any kind of decent pockets at all is blessed

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Love making fun of my wife's tiny non-functional pockets.

One benefit of the patriarchy.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Sep 4, 2018

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