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How the hell are this many people so aggressively BAD at basic comprehension tasks? Like...even if you didn't get it from the movie itself, I've posted maps, I've posted screenshots, I've posted Wookieepedia articles....like, what is it gonna take for you people to admit YOU'RE WRONG?
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I loved that episode of voyager where Tuvok was on Time Planet
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Sep 4, 2018 02:07
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Y'all making a critical mistake in the Trolling with Dumb Opinions game in that there's no loving way Disney isn't going to take the story back to Tattooine and Coruscant at some point.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:09
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jivjov posted:How the hell are this many people so aggressively BAD at basic comprehension tasks? Like...even if you didn't get it from the movie itself, I've posted maps, I've posted screenshots, I've posted Wookieepedia articles....like, what is it gonna take for you people to admit YOU'RE WRONG? Jivjov, what's wrong? You've deactivated your targeting monitor!
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Sep 4, 2018 02:10
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piratepilates posted:that idea has made so much sense to me that its crazy they didn't do it. I didn't care for this movie, but cutting it there would have solved so many issues I had with the movie that I think I would have liked it. I don't think theres even anything of value that would have been lost to the movie either, if they had just cut right there with no other changes at all Really my three changes to TLJ would be Finn and Poe go on the casino side story run, Leia suicides out, and cut at Kylo asking Rey to join him
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Sep 4, 2018 02:11
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Well as long as we are making fantasy changes, Poe should have stayed dead. He's a bad character who adds nothing.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:13
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Mantis42 posted:Well as long as we are making fantasy changes, Poe should have stayed dead. He's a bad character who adds nothing. Correct
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Sep 4, 2018 02:14
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jivjov posted:How the hell are this many people so aggressively BAD at basic comprehension tasks? Like...even if you didn't get it from the movie itself, I've posted maps, I've posted screenshots, I've posted Wookieepedia articles....like, what is it gonna take for you people to admit YOU'RE WRONG? Maps and wiki articles aren't in the movie. As for screenshots, well, let's take a look. We've pretty much got one frame:  I would like you to tell me what about this image is inconsistent with Coruscant. I actually think there is a possible visual argument to be made here. But first I want to see you try.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:18
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Bongo Bill posted:Maps and wiki articles aren't in the movie. Oh my loving god, do we have to loving do this song and dance again?? loving hell. IT'S ALL CANONICAL. Everything is part of the same overarching continuity. THe books, comics, movies, etc are all telling parts of the same story. So If a book tells me the name of the planet, specifically, is Hosnian Prime, then IT IS. THAT IS HOW STAR WARS WORKS If you're little tiny brain can't handle that, if your attention span is too short to hold more than the pretty lights and colors in your mind, maybe find something else to follow. Teletubbies perhaps? The Simpsons?
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Sep 4, 2018 02:20
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Mantis42 posted:Well as long as we are making fantasy changes, Poe should have stayed dead. He's a bad character who adds nothing. There's something to be said for dying a hero (after being a stormtrooper who changed for the better). Instead, he lived and now he's the idiot for laughs.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:21
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jivjov posted:Oh my loving god, do we have to loving do this song and dance again?? As for screenshots, well, let's take a look. We've pretty much got one frame: I would like you to tell me what about this image is inconsistent with Coruscant. I actually think there is a possible visual argument to be made here. But first I want to see you try.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:22
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jivjov posted:THAT IS HOW STAR WARS WORKS That isn't how anything works.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:22
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I'll let you know, i put your dumb rear end on Ignore. Have fun screaming your idiocy into the void.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:24
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spacetoaster posted:There's something to be said for dying a hero (after being a stormtrooper who changed for the better). Poe wasn't a Stormtrooper, Finn was.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:25
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Bongo Bill posted:As for screenshots, well, let's take a look. We've pretty much got one frame: Is there anything in the deleted scenes? I remember them saying there's a lot of stuff showing the destroyed planets that got cut. Mantis42 posted:Poe wasn't a Stormtrooper, Finn was. Oh, I misread. Then Finn should have died a hero.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:25
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Imagine thinking Jakku and Tatooine are the same planet lmao
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Sep 4, 2018 02:26
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Raccooon posted:Imagine thinking Jakku and Tatooine are the same planet lmao
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Sep 4, 2018 02:31
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"They destroyed the Hosnian System, but not Coruscant!" Now if we just rewrite this a bit, we get: "They destroyed the Solar System, but not Earth!" That doesn't seem to make sense, Earth is IN the Solar System. This is what people are saying jivjov, there is nothing IN THE MOVIES that says Coruscant isn't in the Hosnian System. And that planet sure looks like Coruscant visually and is the capital, so when the Hosnian System goes boom...?
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Sep 4, 2018 02:31
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Bongo Bill posted:Maps and wiki articles aren't in the movie. Well, I'll just go ahead and say it, since I'm not going to get the satisfaction of seeing jivjov use his eyes. Coruscant has lots of domes. Even its tall narrow spires are pretty rounded. For all that these are mind-bogglingly massive skyscrapers, they look kind of stubby:   The ones on Hosnian are all sharp right angles. There seems to be less metal and more stone, too. I might've accidentally talked myself into believing that they were different planets all along.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:32
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garycoleisgod posted:"They destroyed the Hosnian System, but not Coruscant!" Coruscant is not in the Hosnian system.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:32
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Hat Thoughts posted:i can understand why you'd think otherwise, but canonically, they are haha
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Sep 4, 2018 02:37
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jivjov posted:Coruscant is not in the Hosnian system. Well, you see... garycoleisgod posted:
I don't give a poo poo what outside sources say, no movies says what system Coruscant is in, so why not the Hosnian System?
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Sep 4, 2018 02:38
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jivjov posted:I'll let you know, i put your dumb rear end on Ignore. Have fun screaming your idiocy into the void. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:40
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garycoleisgod posted:Well, you see... Because even though you don't give a poo poo, you're loving wrong.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:42
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jivjov posted:Teletubbies perhaps? Its pretty obvious they lived on Naboo... Canonical source: 
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Sep 4, 2018 02:45
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jivjov posted:How the hell are this many people so aggressively BAD at basic comprehension tasks? Like...even if you didn't get it from the movie itself, I've posted maps, I've posted screenshots, I've posted Wookieepedia articles....like, what is it gonna take for you people to admit YOU'RE WRONG? You've also ignored the fact that the map you keep posting doesn't line up with the maps presented in the movie, no matter which axis you try to rotate it to.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzHBfHTR3nI
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Sep 4, 2018 02:50
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Actually, Vulcan got blown up in TFA. With red matter.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:50
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jivjov posted:Because even though you don't give a poo poo, you're loving wrong. You probably already know this, but most people posting here, when talking about a movie, only use that movie or others in it's series as evidence/talking points. We are all well aware that there is extra stuff outside the movies that give info, but seeing as it isn't in the movie, we don't care. Yes, yes, "it's all equally canon now!". We know, we've heard you. We just don't care. If it ain't in the movie, it doesn't exist. You probably should just start accepting this and move on. Unless you're a troll, in which case, well played.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:53
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garycoleisgod posted:We just don't care. Thankfully, reality doesn't change just because you don't care. So boo hoo, keep crying about it, doesn't change that I'm right.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:54
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Gonz posted:Actually, Vulcan got blown up in TFA. Huh, maybe the appearance of Exploded Planet in both films means they're linked.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:58
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Everyone is loving with you to make you post like a crazy person. And then they do and you post like a crazy person. Stop taking Star Wars so seriously.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:58
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Jivjiov: Star Wars is about multimedia continuity! But wait, why are the lasers in this movie still the wrong color? And Kylo Ren's scar is different than it should be. . . The Story Group [making subtle gesture]: You don't see any lasers that are the wrong color. Kylo Ren's scar was always that way. Jivjov: I don't see any lasers that are the wrong color. His scar was always that way, because canon means continuity. The Story Group: A conscious decision to make Jakku look exactly like Tatooine is just a strange coincidence. Jivjov: It's just a coincidence. This officially licensed item agrees with me. The Story Group: You can continue not watching movies critically. Jivjov: I can continue not watching movies critically. The Story Group: Move along. Jivjov: Move along! Move along!
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Sep 4, 2018 03:00
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Another extremely normal victory for the jivjov
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Sep 4, 2018 03:01
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Raccooon posted:I don't remember seeing a Jedi Temple on Jakku am I missing something? When was this shown? R2 hid a map near the New Jedi Temple before powering down, then Max Von Sydow found the map on Jakku.
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Sep 4, 2018 03:04
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:R2 hid a map near the New Jedi Temple before powering down, then Max Von Sydow found the map on Jakku. [citation needed]
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Sep 4, 2018 03:06
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jivjov posted:Thankfully, reality doesn't change just because you don't care. I'm gonna blow your mind. It's not me who is crying and upset about this. Have you ever been diagnosed with any mental or emotional condition? I only ask because this seems really important and distressing to you and it doesn't seem like the kind of argument that would generate that level of response. This is a serious question, I am not trolling or making fun, I am actually wondering and a bit concerned. You don't owe me an answer, but you should have a think about why you are upset the way you are about whats canon in loving Star Wars. Why keep going on "correcting" people? Is our "stupidity" really that distressing? If so, why?
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Sep 4, 2018 03:07
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garycoleisgod posted:I'm gonna blow your mind. It's not me who is crying and upset about this. Cause its really loving hard to have a discussion about a franchise if people decide that their head canon is fair game.
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Sep 4, 2018 03:10
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Someone says "Huh, they blew up Coruscant in TFA, that's wild" I reply with "Nah, that was a different planet; the capital of the New Republic was on Hosnian Prime" The correct and healthy response from person A here is "Oh, I didn't know that, thanks!" The response Bongo Bill and SMG and a handful of others have gone with is instead "NAH LOL UR DUM. ITS TOTALLY CORUSCANT CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE CITY PLANET AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT PLACEMATS LOOOOOL"
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