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Jerry Cotton posted:FREEEDR QUICKLY AND SUDDENLY PULLED BACK HIS FORESKIN AND HELD A BARE AND SMELLY DICK KNOB AT THE PUBLICK BEACH RIGHT NEXT TO PEOPLE'S HEAD AND PEOPLE COMPLAINT ABOUT SMELLS. GERALD COTTON, frenzied dipshit, opened his oleaginous maw to deliver the following quip in a hyperautismal voice that sounds like a ride-along camera on a dirt bike: Jerry Cotton posted:SMELLY DICK KNOB He seemed nearly unaware that everyone has hated his faintly developed existence since he first dropped from his mother’s frontbutt like the first squirt from a bottle of unshaken ketchup. A local bystander was quoted as telling him “I hope someone kicks you in the legpit boy”
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Samuringa posted:It's alright, I got some I love Flork of Cows so much  
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Samuringa posted:It's alright, I got some Birbs are pure and beautiful creatures.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Homeboy couldn't keep his racisms in check even after repeated gentle warnings, so he decided to move to a big, wide-open farm upstate where he can frolic wild and free. The employees on his farm, however...
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The countable noun meme
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I love wholesome memes.
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Your dog is trying to tell you to clean up after him
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EmmyOk posted:My dog runs down the back of the garden whenever he meets someone new and licks his own poo poo. Then licks the new person all over the face before they realise OK the dog is a liberal, the poo poo is Bitcoin, I haven't worked out the rest of the parable yet.
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EmmyOk posted:My dog runs down the back of the garden whenever he meets someone new and licks his own poo poo. Then licks the new person all over the face before they realise jesus WEP posted:Your dog is trying to tell you to clean up after him Your dog literally doesn't understand that humans have a terrible olfactory sense and thinks you can smell the problem it's trying to warn you about. The dog is literally wiser than you about keeping fecal matter too close to the place where you eat and sleep.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Your dog literally doesn't understand that humans have a terrible olfactory sense and thinks you can smell the problem it's trying to warn you about. Haha no that's not how dogs think at all. They poop to mark territory, if anything they probably think it's weird for you to be removing their poop
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I think he’s just a bastard because he used to piss on the other dogs bed then go back to his own
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He just wants to share his favorite smell with his new friend.
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A massive improvement imo Webvomics are still poo poo tho
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Birbs are pure and beautiful creatures. Thanks bud, I love you too.
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Samuringa posted:I do love this one though These bird comics are almost all good and pure Left out: [Webcomics 2008] | || || |_
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bike tory posted:Left out: This is technically true SINCE 2008, but yes
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... I've never been milkshake ducked before, I'm not sure how to feel. DAMMIT! But good memes, I too love the birds.
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EmmyOk posted:I think he’s just a bastard because he used to piss on the other dogs bed then go back to his own That was a cat
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:This is technically true SINCE 2008, but yes This Wikipedia article is about notable inventions in webcomedy.
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I am sick of loss memes. I‘l admit that they were pretty funny at first, but have you seen what they’ve turned into? Ilegible to anyone who isn’t in on ten godamn years of injokes. Loss memes need to be retied, permanently.
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*Stares into frantically shaking gnome scanlines for hints of loss allegory* E: vvvvvvv look I just got a new avatar, I don't need this! Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Sep 4, 2018 |
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Ariong posted:I am sick of loss memes. I‘l admit that they were pretty funny at first, but have you seen what they’ve turned into? Ilegible to anyone who isn’t in on ten godamn years of injokes. Loss memes need to be retied, permanently.  
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