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It does mean that, kind of, but the phrasing is clunky and using 米 for cooked rice feels wrong to me. It feels like the person was going for "pork fried rice" which should be 猪肉炒饭 but the more I think about it the less sense it makes, because 猪肉 is "pork meat" and 猪油 is pork fat/lard. "Pork meat fat" doesn't make any sense. If the 猪肉 is supposed to indicate that it's a pork dish (which is the correct way to do that), 油煎 on its own could mean fried in oil or fat, but then 油煎的米 is a super awkward way to say fried rice. The whole "name of a Chinese dish tattooed on someone" thing suggests Chinese tattoo artist loving with a dumb foreigner, but the bad phrasing and awkward translation suggests a dumb foreigner got the tattoo as a joke making fun of people who get Chinese tattoos, and translated it badly. I've probably thought about this tattoo more than the person who got it.
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It really needs a bright red bow tie on the neck of that tattoo. Ha! Ha!
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Sep 3, 2018 19:45
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I actually like this one a lot
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LingcodKilla posted:If you got a better way to incorporate acne scarring then be my guest. Covering acne scars with a moon that looks like a pizza would be rather unfortunate considering ‘pizza face’ is a common bullying term for acne sufferers. Hopefully the laser removal will help take off the scars as well! Snowy posted:Is the top one a coverup of the second? Otherwise there’s nothing especially tasteless about it unless there’s some hidden penises I’m missing The top one looks like one of those ink check things they have on newspaper pages. Maybe the person is a journalist/printed or something like that. I don’t see what’s tasteless with it...random tattoo design but not a tasteless one.
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Sep 3, 2018 20:28
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Sep 4, 2018 01:48
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What is the last word? I get to it and my brain just refuses to process it.
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Sep 4, 2018 01:55
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"??otless"
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Sep 4, 2018 01:58
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SPOTLESS
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Sep 4, 2018 02:01
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I legit cannot read those last two words. It's amazing
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Sep 4, 2018 02:02
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I gave up trying to read it. My brain just makes noise.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:04
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took me way too long to work out what that says, that lowercase p and o are off the chain
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Sep 4, 2018 02:04
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Picnic Princess posted:I gave up trying to read it. My brain just makes noise. It looks like the artist gave up partway through too. Goes from garbage to wobbly garbage.
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Sep 4, 2018 02:31
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Snowy posted:Is the top one a coverup of the second? Otherwise there’s nothing especially tasteless about it unless there’s some hidden penises I’m missing Johnny Truant posted:Yeah other than packing that one square with a lot of white it isn't really tasteless, unless it has some kind of dumb meaning? I "think" that's the original colour selection from MS Paint from Windows 3.11 or 95? Nothing wrong with it and as an abstract piece i actually kinda like it.
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Sep 4, 2018 11:06
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:It looks like the artist gave up partway through too. Goes from garbage to wobbly garbage. The beers that the scratcher was paid with started to hit his system
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Sep 4, 2018 13:07
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GOT IT! That actually gave me a headache and made me angry. "No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless"
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Sep 4, 2018 15:41
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Bertrand Hustle posted:It does mean that, kind of, but the phrasing is clunky and using 米 for cooked rice feels wrong to me. It feels like the person was going for "pork fried rice" which should be 猪肉炒饭 but the more I think about it the less sense it makes, because 猪肉 is "pork meat" and 猪油 is pork fat/lard. "Pork meat fat" doesn't make any sense. If the 猪肉 is supposed to indicate that it's a pork dish (which is the correct way to do that), 油煎 on its own could mean fried in oil or fat, but then 油煎的米 is a super awkward way to say fried rice. I was gonna write a long rear end post as well cause I also spent a long rear end time trying to figure out how they wrote this so weird but I’ll just say it’s stupid and also am I stupid or is that 4th character horribly written or is it just me not being able to read?
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ricketyvickyt posted:The top one looks like one of those ink check things they have on newspaper pages. Maybe the person is a journalist/printed or something like that. I don’t see what’s tasteless with it...random tattoo design but not a tasteless one. Registration marks. Not gonna lie: I work in print and every now and then I get a wild notion that I need to just lean into it and get a CMYK/print tattoo, but there's a million different ways to go about it that would be more visually interesting than a color bar strip like that. That being said, I kinda thought it was an LGBQT-themed tatt. Either way, I kinda like it. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 16:08 on Sep 4, 2018 |
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Sep 4, 2018 16:06
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dpack_1 posted:I "think" that's the original colour selection from MS Paint from Windows 3.11 or 95? I think it follows the color coding used for electrical resistors (https://www.instructables.com/id/Color-Code-and-Types-of-Resistors/). It's kind of cool, simple and colorful, though I bet the white would not last too much.
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Sep 4, 2018 16:09
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I like my coworker so I feel bad posting her new tattoo but it's so goddamn ugly. Her best friend got this at the same session:  The artist works out of a basement and she's been tattooing for seven years.
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Sep 4, 2018 22:46
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The line work looks pretty good but drat those colors are not good looking at all
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Sep 4, 2018 23:10
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Eh the worst thing about those is the subject matter is horribly boring.
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Sep 4, 2018 23:14
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That top one is bound to be a lovely, permanent bruise before too long, I’d think.
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Sep 4, 2018 23:18
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I tell people watercolour tattoos might just look like bruises, but that one seriously mimics a healing bruise
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Sep 4, 2018 23:19
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Are those... toothpicks?
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Sep 4, 2018 23:35
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Johnny Truant posted:Are those... toothpicks? surfboards, side profile. Still bad, though. Water color tattoos never looked great to me, but I've thought of getting one of those red blotch paint tattoos that were trending a few years ago. edit: quick GIS shows me it's "trash polka" style. SoUncool has a new favorite as of 23:42 on Sep 4, 2018 |
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Sep 4, 2018 23:38
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Johnny Truant posted:Are those... toothpicks? surfboards i assume efb
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Johnny Truant posted:Are those... toothpicks? Those are crossed surfboards. She originally was going to get arrows, but I guess the surfboards fit the theme better. It's really the color that I can't get over.
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Sep 4, 2018 23:39
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SoUncool posted:edit: quick GIS shows me it's "trash polka" style. That’s being pretty unfair to trash polka
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Sep 4, 2018 23:55
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Ah, the bright elusive butterfly of breast cancer.
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Sep 5, 2018 00:42
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ah, the bright elusive butterfly of breast cancer. Should only have one wing though
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I went looking for lovely bruisey space tattoos and wasn't disappointed (sorry, I don't know how to link instagram posts properly). https://www.instagram.com/p/BnALZT8DecW/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=16j4ewckpyre3
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marjorie posted:I went looking for lovely bruisey space tattoos and wasn't disappointed (sorry, I don't know how to link instagram posts properly). Initially thought that was a double mastectomy cover up
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AlbieQuirky posted:....Patton Oswalt Penguin, too. You were referring to this, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc
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starkebn posted:Initially thought that was a double mastectomy cover up Yeah, the positioning is...weird. That artist's Instagram page is kind of a treasure trove. Terrible lettering plus rash, definitely a swastika in there, something is very wrong with the top clock numbering, Lisa Frank lion...and just so many watercolour bruise tattoos. She also keeps calling trash polka "polka trash," which...might be accurate for her.
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dpack_1 posted:I "think" that's the original colour selection from MS Paint from Windows 3.11 or 95?  
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Sep 5, 2018 07:45
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Proof book learning is bullshit: I'm a professional electrical engineer and I don't remember that chart at all
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marjorie posted:Yeah, the positioning is...weird. That artist's Instagram page is kind of a treasure trove. Terrible lettering plus rash, definitely a swastika in there, something is very wrong with the top clock numbering, Lisa Frank lion...and just so many watercolour bruise tattoos. I also appreciate the fact that her name is “typhoid misty.”
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whypick1 posted:Proof book learning is bullshit: I'm a professional electrical engineer and I don't remember that chart at all You're in luck! Apparently there's a tattoo you can get to help you remember it.
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marjorie posted:I went looking for lovely bruisey space tattoos and wasn't disappointed (sorry, I don't know how to link instagram posts properly). jeeeeesus christ
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