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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

qkkl posted:

Wouldn't more rain offset global warming via evaporative cooling? Seems like the Earth will simply "sweat" to cool itself.

That's not how it will go down

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yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Just get Elon Musk to send a huge spaceship to Saturn to grab a big chunk of ice, drop it in the ocean to cool us off like a big old soda pop.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Just run air conditioners to above the troposphere, it's colder there

StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a giant solar powered laser beam pointed right back at the loving sun

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



StabbinHobo posted:

a giant solar powered laser beam pointed right back at the loving sun

With the added benefit of delaying the sun from going giant red! Brilliant!

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth
What if everyone opened the doors to their fridges and freezers at the same time?

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit

Fox Cunning posted:

What if everyone opened the doors to their fridges and freezers at the same time?

It would be too cold, we would have to burn more coal to offset

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

qkkl posted:

Wouldn't more rain offset global warming via evaporative cooling? Seems like the Earth will simply "sweat" to cool itself.

When people refer to the earth, they are talking about the seas and the atmosphere too, the whole thing together is the system we call earth. Moving heat from one part of the earth to another, like from the atmosphere to the sea via rain, doesn't help. The total heat in the system stays the same.





























You fool. You absolute gibbering moron.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Whatever the fix is, I'm sure it involves loosing nuclear holocaust.

What if we blast the extra heat away? Fight fire with fire?

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Nevvy Z posted:

Educating the mass and politicians about safe carbon free nuclear energy is the number one thing any of us can do to fight climate change. The only hurdles are social/political and all the science is on one side.

The US Nuclear Industry is its own worse enemy. My electrical rates have been jacked up because (SDG&E) literally broke an operating nuclear power plant.

That being said, Germany should have waited until all the coal plants were replaced with alternatives before shutting down a nuclear power plant.

But let's be clear, the time to build a plant makes this not as great alternative as one would think and it's not carbon-free. Mining and construction do produce carbon:



https://theconversation.com/is-nuclear-power-zero-emission-no-but-it-isnt-high-emission-either-41615

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

VideoGameVet posted:

But let's be clear, the time to build a plant makes this not as great alternative as one would think

Alternative to?

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bishounen Bonanza posted:

When people refer to the earth, they are talking about the seas and the atmosphere too, the whole thing together is the system we call earth. Moving heat from one part of the earth to another, like from the atmosphere to the sea via rain, doesn't help. The total heat in the system stays the same.





























You fool. You absolute gibbering moron.

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

Burt Buckle
Sep 1, 2011

qkkl posted:

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

In any other thread I would be irritated by a derail but a little bit of stupidity breaks up the monotony of the sky is falling posts.

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot
The current C02 is 400 ppm or something like that, what was the "good number" way back in the year 1900 or prior to that?

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Preindustrial atmospheric CO2 is 280-ish PPM.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

qkkl posted:

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

reread my reply to you very slowly

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

VideoGameVet posted:

The US Nuclear Industry is its own worse enemy. My electrical rates have been jacked up because (SDG&E) literally broke an operating nuclear power plant.

That being said, Germany should have waited until all the coal plants were replaced with alternatives before shutting down a nuclear power plant.

But let's be clear, the time to build a plant makes this not as great alternative as one would think and it's not carbon-free. Mining and construction do produce carbon:



https://theconversation.com/is-nuclear-power-zero-emission-no-but-it-isnt-high-emission-either-41615

Yeah in the US at least the nuclear industry is requiring a much higher price than is competitive with new renewables, so even if a carbon tax was added to price out natural gas, renewables would still make it not cost competitive to run most existing nukes (let alone build new ones).

https://www.powermag.com/more-premature-nuclear-unit-retirements-loom/?pagenum=2



Those are pre-tax numbers and include subsidies and yet only a few plants will actually make money for their operators. It is no wonder that most utilities aren't interested in building more.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


qkkl posted:

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

Hot loving poo poo, it wasn't a joke post

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

qkkl posted:

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

That's not how anything works.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


You should submit your theory to the IPCC AR6 Working Group 1, they're accepting literature though Christmas next year and you seem to be onto a positively novel atmospheric phenomenon with your Droplet Direct Net © radiative model.

Who knew science was missing out on a common misconception worked out in Atmo & Weather 101?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


I look forward to reading in TFR or GBS how exclusionary and elitist it is to tell someone their understanding of earth science is foundationally wrong

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Nevvy Z posted:

Alternative to?

Don't be so obtuse.



You know the alternatives.

Preen Dog
Nov 8, 2017

qkkl posted:

Water will land on the ground and take some heat from the ground. When the water evaporates the vapor rises into the upper atmosphere. In the upper atmosphere the surface area of the vapor increases because the decreased pressure causes the vapor gas to expand. With this increased surface area the amount of heat the vapor loses via thermal radiation increases, with about half of that radiation being lost to outer space. Therefore rain cools the Earth by moving heat energy from the solid Earth into the upper atmosphere where it can more easily radiate into outer space.

As mentioned, water vapor hangs out predominately below the cloud layer, and selectively absorbs infrared emitted from the earth, making it a greenhouse gas.

The idea would totally work in the form of a pressurized, refrigerant-filled tube that goes from ground level to space. The liquid refrigerant at the bottom would absorb heat and vaporize, rise, then emit that heat when it condenses in a higher part of the tube. You'd just have to invent a new refrigerant, make the tube to withstands thousands of PSI, chrome it so it doesn't absorb sunlight, and tether the top of the tube to a satellite like a space elevator. The tube should have huge fins to improve heat transfer, while remaining clean and surviving high winds.

e. You can use existing refrigerants if you add a compressor and operate the tube at tens of thousands of PSI.

e2. It works way better if you flip it and separate the liquid and gas side with a regulating valve. You're welcome.

Preen Dog fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Sep 4, 2018

Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

Potato Salad posted:

Hot loving poo poo, it wasn't a joke post

not empty quoting

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002


Do you mind if I share this image around my local area in letterboxes and stickytaped to telephone poles?

StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think if we can just harpoon the moon and pump boiling water up to it...

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Kinda want to play this with this thread. I argue it's very relevant right now.

"Precipitation radiator"

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qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Preen Dog posted:

As mentioned, water vapor hangs out predominately below the cloud layer, and selectively absorbs infrared emitted from the earth, making it a greenhouse gas.

The idea would totally work in the form of a pressurized, refrigerant-filled tube that goes from ground level to space. The liquid refrigerant at the bottom would absorb heat and vaporize, rise, then emit that heat when it condenses in a higher part of the tube. You'd just have to invent a new refrigerant, make the tube to withstands thousands of PSI, chrome it so it doesn't absorb sunlight, and tether the top of the tube to a satellite like a space elevator. The tube should have huge fins to improve heat transfer, while remaining clean and surviving high winds.

e. You can use existing refrigerants if you add a compressor and operate the tube at tens of thousands of PSI.

e2. It works way better if you flip it and separate the liquid and gas side with a regulating valve. You're welcome.



If the amount of heat radiated into outer space by the water vapor exceeds the amount it blocks from below then there will still be a cooling effect. More water vapor in the air also means more clouds, which reflect solar radiation.

https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/monitoring-references/faq/greenhouse-gases.php?section=watervapor

This site seems to indicate that little research has been done on the effects of water vapor on global warming, despite water vapor being the most abundant greenhouse gas. However given that the current Trump administration has an agenda to deny climate change I'm a bit skeptical that this piece was written without bias.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

qkkl posted:

If the amount of heat radiated into outer space by the water vapor exceeds the amount it blocks from below then there will still be a cooling effect. More water vapor in the air also means more clouds, which reflect solar radiation.

That's still not how anything works.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

qkkl posted:

This site seems to indicate that little research has been done on the effects of water vapor on global warming, despite water vapor being the most abundant greenhouse gas.

Read it again. They know it's a positive feedback loop (generates more warming), where they're claiming confusion is in exactly how strong it is.

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010

Potato Salad posted:

Whatever the fix is, I'm sure it involves loosing nuclear holocaust.

What if we blast the extra heat away? Fight fire with fire?

We just need to get the egg-heads to tweak the nukes a bit. Turn some into SunBusters and nuke the sun. Once it's lost enough hitpoints it's output will drop enough to offset warming. Turn the rest of the nukes into CarbonBusters that turn CO2 into diamonds or something and set them off in a grid in the oceans. Warming, ocean acidification and the threat of nuclear war removed in one fell swoop.

You can send me my Nobel prizes in the mail

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit
We should be considering global cooling imo

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hello Sailor posted:

Read it again. They know it's a positive feedback loop (generates more warming), where they're claiming confusion is in exactly how strong it is.

They don't know what the effects of other feedback loops could be. For example maybe a slight increase in global temperatures causes massive amounts of rainfall, which then cause cooling that causes global temperatures to drop below even pre-industrial temperatures, which subsequently causes a significant drop in water vapor such that the total amount of greenhouse gases once again equals the levels during pre-industrial times and global temperatures stabilize.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Let's boil the oceans to create permanent cloud cover to reflect as much solar heat as possible

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

qkkl posted:

They don't know what the effects of other feedback loops could be. For example maybe a slight increase in global temperatures causes massive amounts of rainfall, which then cause cooling that causes global temperatures to drop below even pre-industrial temperatures, which subsequently causes a significant drop in water vapor such that the total amount of greenhouse gases once again equals the levels during pre-industrial times and global temperatures stabilize.

Hideo Kojima??!

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Potato Salad posted:

Kinda want to play this with this thread. I argue it's very relevant right now.

"Precipitation radiator"



okay that's great

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

qkkl posted:

If the amount of heat radiated into outer space by the water vapor exceeds the amount it blocks from below then there will still be a cooling effect. More water vapor in the air also means more clouds, which reflect solar radiation.

https://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/monitoring-references/faq/greenhouse-gases.php?section=watervapor

This site seems to indicate that little research has been done on the effects of water vapor on global warming, despite water vapor being the most abundant greenhouse gas. However given that the current Trump administration has an agenda to deny climate change I'm a bit skeptical that this piece was written without bias.

Factors like cloud height, insolation, condensation nuclei, all affect the radiative balance of water vapor formation. This stuff is modeled in CMIP5 and is heavily discussed in IPCC's AR5. Changes in convective patterns over different modeling scenarios is a known contributor of a significant amount of variance. However, the typical summary is that more heat -> more water vapor -> more radiative forcing.

You should probably just go to a good site like skepticalscience or just read through AR5 if you're actually interested in this stuff. It's been covered extensively.

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
For a real loving plain example of clouds doing different things, consider how low clouds at night are different from high clouds in the day.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

For a real loving plain example of clouds doing different things, consider how low clouds at night are different from high clouds in the day.

you mean smith- and yay-clouds, right?

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StabbinHobo
Oct 18, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
so can we nuke the clouds higher?

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