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It's pretty much our responsibility as adults to play along with those games. See also: snipe hunts
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Page 300 sniped by a post about snipe hunts. A good snipe.
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Sep 4, 2018 22:36
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Imagine having so little contact with humans that hearing people post the lock/key analogy online is enough to ignite the your imagination.
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Decrepus posted:Imagine having so little contact with humans that hearing people post the lock/key analogy online is enough to ignite the your imagination.
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Sep 4, 2018 23:50
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Even if this did happen (nope) I guarantee you the "you got me" face was actually an "I am absolutely gobsmacked someone said something that stupid" face.
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I admit that I might not necessarily know this didn’t happen if you didn’t post it here. I wouldn’t assume it did but people say stupid poo poo online all the time and a lot of companies are getting sassy.
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Why is a 13-year-old boy at University?
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Sep 5, 2018 02:26
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why is a 13-year-old boy at University? Doogie Howser, MRA
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AlbieQuirky posted:Doogie Howser, MRA  Also I tried to think back what the consensus was when everyone was stupid and horny and I think it was "you can't wear out the lake by rowing".
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Sep 5, 2018 02:33
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Decrepus posted:Imagine having so little contact with humans that hearing people post the lock/key analogy online is enough to ignite the your imagination. It's a mildly clever bit of wordplay, but I can't see why anyone thinks it would prove anything. People aren't metal crafts.
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Jurgan posted:It's a mildly clever bit of wordplay, but I can't see why anyone thinks it would prove anything. People aren't metal crafts. I wonder if he also holds out his hand for some money when someone says "a penny for your thoughts", or thinks that the bird exchange rate is fixed at one in the hand for two in the bush.
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Jurgan posted:It's a mildly clever bit of wordplay, but I can't see why anyone thinks it would prove anything. People aren't metal crafts. It's also dumb as hell anyway. I don't have 300 separate entrances to my apartment building because everyone want to avoid shared entrances, with their slutty locks that open for multiple keys.
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Sep 5, 2018 05:27
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The key is my penis
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oldpainless posted:The key is my penis To quote Mason from Dead Like Me: “The key fell on my wank; my wank is the key.”
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This whole article has a kind of stdh vibe to it. In short, the authors 3 year old has watched the original star wars trilogy, and asked why there aren't more female Jedi.
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Sep 5, 2018 10:30
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Ah, yes, Muslims committing genocide since before Islam.
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Jurgan posted:It's a mildly clever bit of wordplay, but I can't see why anyone thinks it would prove anything. People aren't metal crafts. Yeah, but you can make up any dumb, slut-shaming crap you want. Watch: "A pencil sharpener can sharpen many pencils, but a pencil that gets sharpened too many times needs to be thrown away."
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GreenMetalSun posted:Yeah, but you can make up any dumb, slut-shaming crap you want. Watch: "A pencil sharpener can sharpen many pencils, but a pencil that gets sharpened too many times needs to be thrown away." Yeah but that's man slut -shaming so who cares. (Also, there are a lot of advantages to locks that can be opened with many [different] keys. People who live in flats use locks like that every day and would be rather inconvenienced if they didn't exist. Not to mention that pencil sharpener blades also need to be replaced from time to time.)
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What about those communal gates with all the locks chained together and everyone has an individual key, is that like wife swapping? I cant do this without a sex analogy
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 a teacher friend posted this as a joke, and of course someone had to barge in and completely miss the point and double down on the fact that it happens. Don't they think it's strange how it's always a second or third-hand account of it happening?
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TheMostFrench posted:This whole article has a kind of stdh vibe to it. In short, the authors 3 year old has watched the original star wars trilogy, and asked why there aren't more female Jedi. I think lots of little girls watch older movies and ask where all the girls and women are. It does look strange to today's eye. Not that the article isn't overblown blah-blah, though.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:
Here's the corollary: I'm a teacher and I had an honest to God LeMonjelo in class last year. Somebody heard the joke/legend and made it a reality. Or the kid was loving with me.
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Nostradingus posted:Here's the corollary: I'm a teacher and I had an honest to God LeMonjelo in class last year. Somebody heard the joke/legend and made it a reality. Or the kid was loving with me. I'm not entirely convinced that you aren't just a sentient stdh story trying to turn me in to one of the "well i heard of one guy who really had a student named that so..." drones that keeps spreading it.
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I heard a guy took the eating rear end meme seriously and actually ate rear end SMDH.
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what happaned once to mee was nigerian scammer asked for money through wetterunio I asked why I have so send through them he answerd mee that i needs money right away tht the kid is sick frist gav wrong informations that i could check out because they'd sent mee e mail that had the same informations that lead to a scamsite but i wus wise enough that knew scam was taking place there we wus sneding mails unlike others fall for it this dude lived in finland and hadn't been granted asslum but i thoughts up a good leaner i asked what work are you in he told good profession im in i asked good salary but he didn't tell it than i struck it how darkei will be made to pay told tht you are rapist child abuuser if you don't pay ransom ill take the thing to court you get caught from that hee tried to explain allsorts butt got caught in muh hook i got a nonsiderable sum of money scammed from him the man didnt even live in finland i wont say any more regards rich woman who they tred to scam but it didnt work out a warm autumn for every reader of iltis.
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Is the PYF Terrible Names thread still around? I remember browsing it for a while and seeing Le-a (and her sister A-a) popping up every few pages. Also claims of parents naming their kids after medical terms such as Eczema and Gonorrhea because they overheard it in a hospital and thought it sounded so pretty.
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SerialKilldeer posted:Is the PYF Terrible Names thread still around? I remember browsing it for a while and seeing Le-a (and her sister A-a) popping up every few pages. Also claims of parents naming their kids after medical terms such as Eczema and Gonorrhea because they overheard it in a hospital and thought it sounded so pretty. Yeah: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506614&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 There's a rule against clearly stdh names now, though.
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hyperhazard posted:Yeah: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3506614&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Albert and Marilyn?
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re: The Bloody Mary thing. Once I was over at a friend's house, and we were watching one of the stupid ghost hunting shows, and they brought up "Bloody Mary". His 12 year old son asked about it about, and his mother, who was in the kitchen flipped the gently caress out and yelled at him to never do the "Bloody Mary" chant. Then again, she is religious.
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This thread often has a fairly shaky idea of what sort of poo poo kids do and don't say, weirdly adult and/or bizarre statements happen all the time
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sebmojo posted:This thread often has a fairly shaky idea of what sort of poo poo kids do and don't say, weirdly adult and/or bizarre statements happen all the time If kids weren't precocious at times there wouldn't be a word for it.
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sebmojo posted:This thread often has a fairly shaky idea of what sort of poo poo kids do and don't say, weirdly adult and/or bizarre statements happen all the time Yes but my niece would only say poignant funny poo poo by mistake every now and then, the rest of the time it was too incoherent or only goofy in a terribly mundane way. I immediately become suspicious when some dude's kid is throwing out slamming zingers every day. The guy who made a book out of that BS is full of it, either that or he attempts to goad responses out of them that would suit his needs.
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My two week old infant said to me, "Daddy, why do people hate each other because of their skin color when race is a social construct?" When you know, you know.
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One day I went to Wal-Mart I went to shoplift in Wal-Mart Then I got filmed in Wal-Mart Now they won't hire me in Wal-Mart
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SerialKilldeer posted:Is the PYF Terrible Names thread still around? I remember browsing it for a while and seeing Le-a (and her sister A-a) popping up every few pages. Also claims of parents naming their kids after medical terms such as Eczema and Gonorrhea because they overheard it in a hospital and thought it sounded so pretty. Reminds me of a Family Matters joke, where Waldo said his sister was named Quesadilla because she was born in a Taco Bell.
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Jerry Cotton posted:One day I went to Wal-Mart Is this a morrissey song?
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I sung it to this tune in my head. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
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TheMostFrench posted:I sung it to this tune in my head. It Wasn't Me was the first thing that popped into my head, honestly
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