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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

Love making fun of my wife's tiny non-functional pockets.

One benefit of the patriarchy.

My 3 year old daughter has jeans with deeper pockets than my wife's ~fashionable~ jeans

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
gently caress pants or pockets of any kind I walk around with my junk out free to the wind like God intended

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SniperWoreConverse posted:

gently caress pants or pockets of any kind I walk around with my junk out free to the wind like God intended

What an immodest barbarian.

I wear spandex shorts and a bright red codpiece.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
nothing like standing in the beginning of the day, as the wind sweeps across the grasses of the endless veldt and also my unshorn pubes

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Women must not be allowed the rights to pockets or civilization as we know it will come to an end

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No pockets though.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
maybe it's hulk Hogan meat style boots?

either way eternal undeath is a p strong curse Idk

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

drat gross but cool.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

drat gross but cool.

You're right, it is gross. That Captain America has a weaker chin than Nochin Mcchinweak.

Malkof
Oct 13, 2001

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm the Fat Widow on the left.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



MrMidnight posted:

Did you donate your "Jazz Singer" butt plug too?

No, it's in my rear end.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

That’s awesome

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Viral marketing is extremely cursed

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



He's wearing an "Adulting" shirt. Cursed

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

God drat normies ruined cosplay

If you already have the physique of a comic hero why the gently caress are you reading comic books

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.




Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Death to capitalism

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

All I can think of is that video for the What is Love song by Haddaway.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





A blessed attack

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Van Kraken
Feb 13, 2012


🎶 I... 🎶
🎶 AM... 🎶
🎶 THE DEATH SOUND 🎶


🎶 AND I HAVE CUT MY BODY 🎶

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhYF2qeMyRA

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Van Kraken posted:

🎶 I... 🎶
🎶 AM... 🎶
🎶 THE DEATH SOUND 🎶


🎶 AND I HAVE CUT MY BODY 🎶

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Sponge Baathist posted:

He's the guy who played Data on star trek. I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

HE'S PROBABLY GETTING hosed IN THE rear end!!!

*lights go out*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
HOLY poo poo! DAMMIT! gently caress! I CAN'T SEE poo poo! YOU GO TO HELL! BALLS! gently caress YOU! DAMMIT! MY rear end!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://i.imgur.com/NVKLGPH.mp4

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Lol, that's a territorial display that lizards do. He's pissed :wave:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so blessed :allears: two birds with one stone

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

ekuNNN posted:


so blessed :allears: two birds with one stone coathanger.

I like how the kid is white.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

ekuNNN posted:


so blessed :allears: two birds with one stone

Everyone is getting forced abortions from now on?

About drat time.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Oscar Wild posted:

I like how the kid is white.

I hope we abort more police officers.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Someone should take that lizard to a vet to get his FPS issues checked

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/CoolAsPhuck/status/1036792667290497024

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

You just don't get it you loving sheep, that's how the illuminati does it they put themselves out there like that to show how people can't discover them even when the evidence is right under their nose!

Except me, heh, I'm woke :smug:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Skeleton Ape posted:

Lol, that's a territorial display that lizards do. He's pissed :wave:

Blessed as it's still adorable in context of the video

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

This belongs...in a museum!

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nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/burgerbaobao/status/1037089056314744833?s=19

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