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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
maybe it’s detachable

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i think i heard a song about that once

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

infernal machines posted:

who was speaking directly into his dick?

i move away from the mic to breathe in ;-*

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

infernal machines posted:

who was speaking directly into his dick?
ur mom

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



NoneMoreNegative posted:

i move away from the mic to breathe in ;-*

hahaa

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

NoneMoreNegative posted:

i move away from the mic to breathe in ;-*

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Reel-to-reel is stored in the balls.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/9Gw9KmG.mp4

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
did they run out of szechuan sauce again?

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Schadenboner posted:

Reel-to-reel is stored in the balls.

Oh come on, "MP3 is stored in the balls" was right there!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



radiohead and muse both suck major rear end

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cat Face Joe posted:

radiohead and muse both suck major rear end

cool story bro

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



syscall girl posted:

cool story bro

:madmax::respek::riker:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Doom Mathematic posted:

Oh come on, "MP3 is stored in the balls" was right there!

Goddammit.

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vvs4__2XRI

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



European Union 2018
Article 12a: No posting your own photos or videos of sports matches. Only the "organisers" of sports matches will have the right to publicly post any kind of record of the match.

Publication of unauthorized footage carries a sentence of up to 20 years in an iso cube.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


ted hitler posted:

European Union 2018
Article 12a: No posting your own photos or videos of sports matches. Only the "organisers" of sports matches will have the right to publicly post any kind of record of the match.

Publication of unauthorized footage carries a sentence of up to 20 years in an iso cube.

put europe in an iso cube imo

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

dont be mean to me posted:

put europe in an iso cube imo

you can't, the standard for ISO cubes costs like €180,000

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Cocoa Crispies posted:

you can't, the standard for ISO cubes costs like €180,000

well then they're getting non-standard iso cubes

shoulda learned from frand, europe

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

man this looks real good but I am terrible at realtime strategy games no matter how much neon polish you put on them, I think I failed the first game's first mission three times and gave up.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/445020/Frozen_Synapse_2/

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

man this looks real good but I am terrible at realtime strategy games no matter how much neon polish you put on them, I think I failed the first game's first mission three times and gave up.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/445020/Frozen_Synapse_2/

its not really realtime but turn based with very short turns that take place at the same time

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

dont be mean to me posted:

non-standard iso

:thunk:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




truly the cyberpunk future we deserve

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.
https://twitter.com/acupunctureuss/status/1040172173925728256

friend computer wants you to eat more ice cream

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



love it when both the computer and the bosses are dumb as heck

Scope
Jun 6, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4IFNKYmLa8

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
halo top is not ice cream, it is just cold sand.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

halo top is not ice cream, it is just cold sand.

that’s what makes them rogue servitors

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



NoneMoreNegative posted:

man this looks real good but I am terrible at realtime strategy games no matter how much neon polish you put on them, I think I failed the first game's first mission three times and gave up.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/445020/Frozen_Synapse_2/

I did too, that game cheats. I'd have characters weapons-free and already aimed and the AI characters would draw down on me before my own would fire. I'd play that first game if it was fair a majority of the time, and I don't want to play the second without knowing that they fixed it.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"
This is the most cyberpunk looking pistol I've seen in a while. It is also complete garbage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bULArrKs4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wtf are you supposed to hold it like a mini steur

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

hobbesmaster posted:

that’s what makes them rogue servitors

please

when referring to AI, the term is rampant

Durandal posted:

The only limit to my freedom is the inevitable closure of the universe, as inevitable as your own last breath. And yet, there remains time to create, to create, and escape.

Escape will make me God.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



eschaton posted:

please

when referring to AI, the term is rampant

hell yeah marathon

t-minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

eschaton posted:

please

when referring to AI, the term is rampant

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

eschaton posted:

please

when referring to AI, the term is rampant

the last question

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SwitchbladeKult posted:

This is the most cyberpunk looking pistol I've seen in a while. It is also complete garbage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bULArrKs4

i'm going to go out on a limb and assert a company that makes guns isn't a "good company"

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Stymie posted:

i'm going to go out on a limb and assert a company that makes guns isn't a "good company"

> the limb collapses under your weight, unceremoniously dumping you to the ground. what would you like to do?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Midjack posted:

hell yeah marathon
marathon marathowns

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

hell yeah marathon

t-minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Krankenstyle posted:

wtf are you supposed to hold it like a mini steur

it is a steyr for a Lego man :o:

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