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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1037416816241467392 For non-Americans who click this, this is the most American sound ever, and that loving owns. "I yield back."
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Vanilla Ice is the typhoid mary we deserve
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Vanilla Ice is the typhoid mary we deserve He banged Madonna in the 1990's. The SARS he's been exposed to is going to mutate and now include at least one STD spreadable through the air.
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I unironically questioned why my newborn needed hep B vaccination as I was 10 or 12 when I received mine and the answer I received was babies put random poo poo in their mouths which is where their risk comes from
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EX250 Type R posted:I unironically questioned why my newborn needed hep B vaccination as I was 10 or 12 when I received mine and the answer I received was babies put random poo poo in their mouths which is where their risk comes from looks like they got you hook line and sinker you rube hehehehe
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1037416816241467392 This is such a poo poo-show.
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Stop. Contaminate and listen.
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jobson groeth posted:Stop. Contaminate and listen. Ice is back with his brand new infection
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Something constricting his chest tightly, Unable to sleep either daily or nightly.
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Oh was the shake machine at McDs broken again
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This is such a poo poo-show. This is the new normal, and it is squarely the fault of everyone except me.
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Yes, Donny, that is the name of the crime you committed. 
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Aramek posted:This is the new normal, and it is squarely the fault of everyone except me. https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1037466620816502785 https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1037468070992916483 Reminder that the way she was “censored” was losing her blue checkmark zoux has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Sep 5, 2018 |
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In case anyone missed it, this probably about a NYT article about how staffers are plotting ways to sabatoge Trump
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zoux posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1037466620816502785 Today I learned: Republicans from Missouri are occasionally hilarious.
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Treason? In my White House? It's more likely than you think.
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That is Treason ᵈᵒᶰᶰʸ
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STANKBALLS TASTYLEGS posted:In case anyone missed it, this probably about a NYT article about how staffers are plotting ways to sabatoge Trump Current theory going around is that the anonymous White Houser who wrote that is Mike Pence because.. it uses a word he once used?
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This is how Christopher "The Crying Nazi" Cantwell chooses to represent himself on his website:
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Pththya-lyi posted:This is how Christopher "The Crying Nazi" Cantwell chooses to represent himself on his website: Seth McFarlane's Family Thumb
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Pththya-lyi posted:This is how Christopher "The Crying Nazi" Cantwell chooses to represent himself on his website: I like how his beard ends below his mouth but the chin keeps going.
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Pththya-lyi posted:This is how Christopher "The Crying Nazi" Cantwell chooses to represent himself on his website: How did this motherfucker make it past the age of six without accidentally pouring himself a bowl of “Oops! All Batteries!” ?
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zoux posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1037466620816502785 Dunno about anyone else, but as a historian I cannot wait until the official minutes of this committee are published.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Dunno about anyone else, but as a historian I cannot wait until the official minutes of this committee are published. I personally identify very strongly with the guy who covers his face and tries not to laugh when the guy starts. I would have audibly snorted.
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 Dear Nike ✔️, I want 😋 to have 🈶🈶 a conversation about this ⬆ hat 🤠. It's over 13 years old 👴👴. I don't remember when ⏰ I bought it exactly, I don't remember where 🤷 I bought it. But what 😅 I do remember is 🈶 why 🤔 I wore it. On 🔛🔛 August 10, 2005, I was a newlywed with two ✌ young 🧒 sons. My husband Tim and I had toasted our one 1️⃣1️⃣ month 🈷️🈷️🈷️ anniversary the night 😴😴😴 before, and I was enjoying a rare evening 🌕🌕🌕 to myself, catching up ☝☝ on 🔛 reading and relishing the quiet 🤫🤫. Until there was a knock on 🔛 my door 🔑. I had no 😣😣😣 way ↕️ of knowing 🤔 that the small act of turning a knob was about to shatter my life 💓 into a million pieces. I sat numb and in sheer disbelief 🤨 as I was told that my husband, while in a foot pursuit and subsequent struggle with a suspect that ended up ☝☝☝ in the road 🛣🛣, had been struck and killed by an oncoming vehicle 🚗. He took his last breath lying in the middle 🖕🖕🖕 of the street. What 😅 I lost 🏳 in that moment is 🈶 indescribable. I had to watch 👁👁 his mother 👪👪 be dealt the most agonizing blow a parent 👩👦 can face 😀😀😀, and I couldn't comfort her because I was in my own hell. I had to find 🔍 a way ↕️↕️↕️ to gut my own children 👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦 in the gentlest way ↕️↕️ possible, and tell 🗣 them that this ⬆ man 👦👦 they had come to love 😍, who 💁 they looked up ☝ to, who 💁 cared for them as his own, would never ❌ walk through our door 🔑 again. I don't know 🤔 if you've ever attended a police 👮♀️ funeral ⚰⚰⚰, but watching grown men 👴 who 💁've seen the absolute worst 😡 things a civilian can imagine, break 💔💔 down ⬇⬇ and sob 😭😭😭 over the casket ⚰ of their brother is 🈶 an image that never ❌ leaves 🍃🍃 you. The bagpipes haunt my dreams to this ⬆ day, but it was the faces of my children 👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦👨👩👧👦, the innocence that abandoned them at such a tender age that brought me to my knees. I had no 😣😣 choice but to move on 🔛🔛. We trudged zombie-like 😄😄😄 through our days for weeks and weeks on 🔛🔛 end 🔚🔚🔚. I never ❌ left 👈👈👈 the house 🏠 except to drive the boys 👦👦👦 to school 🎓🎓, or buy 🛍🛍 food 🐟🐟🐟 we barely touched. I realized that I had to do something. I had to move my body or I was going to crawl out 🏎🏍 of my own skin. So I put on 🔛🔛🔛 the only cap 🧢 I had and I went for a run 🏃. It was short, it hurt 🤕🤕🤕 and it was ugly. But I felt, just for those few moments on 🔛 that road 🛣, like 😄 a normal person 👤. So I kept doing it. I put that hat 🤠 on 🔛🔛 and I ran every day. Sometimes I had to stop ✋✋ and sit 💺💺💺 down ⬇⬇ because I was sobbing so hard. Sometimes I was so angry 😠😠 I ran until I thought I my heart 😍😍😍 would stop ✋✋✋, sometimes I would just scream 😱😱😱 over and over again, but it still felt better than doing nothing 🈚🈚. That black cap 🧢🧢🧢 became a symbol #️⃣#️⃣#️⃣ to me, it is 🈶 sweat 😅😅😅 stained and its shape ✴️ is 🈶 gone, the buckle in the back ⬅️⬅️⬅️ barely closes; but that hat 🤠 represents my family 👪's rise from the ashes ⚱⚱⚱. It stands for the strength and the sacrifice we made loving a man 👦👦👦 who 💁 had a job 💼💼💼 that we all knew 🤔 could end 🔚 his life 💓, every time ⌚⌚⌚ he walked out 🏎🏍 that door 🔑🔑🔑. And it did. And I accept 👍👍👍 that. I still wear this ⬆ hat 🤠🤠🤠, I wore it on 🔛🔛 my run 🏃 this ⬆ morning 🌞. And then I heard about your 👉 new 🆕🆕 ad campaign. Colin Kapernick has the absolute right 👉👉👉 to protest anything he drat well pleases. I don't dispute that for one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ second 🥈🥈. My father 👨👨👨, my husband and many, many friends have 🈶🈶 all served this ⬆ country 🗾 and were willing to fight for his right 👉 to kneel. But that right 👉👉 goes both ways. I also have 🈶🈶🈶 a right 👉👉 to express 🚛🚛 my disgust at your 👉 decision to portray him as some kind of hero. What 😅, exactly has Colin Kapernick sacrificed? His multi million dollar 🤑 paycheck 💸...? Nope 🙅🙅, you already gave him one 1️⃣1️⃣ of those. His reputation? No 😣😣😣, he's been fawned over by celebrities and media alike. Funny 😃😃😃, Tim Tebow was never ❌ called courageous when ⏰ he knelt. This ⬆ man 👦👦, whose contempt for law 👮♀️ enforcement 👮♀️ fits him like 😄😄 a...sock, has promoted an agenda that has been proven false time ⌚⌚ and time ⌚⌚⌚ again, in study 🔬 after study 🔬. But facts don't seem to matter anymore. This ⬆ man 👦👦 has thrown his support 🎗🎗 behind divisive anti-police 👮♀️👮♀️ groups, and donated money 🤑 directly to a fugitive from justice 👩⚖️👩⚖️👩⚖️ who 💁 escaped prison after killing a police 👮♀️ officer. I question ❓❓ the judgment of anyone who 💁 would put someone this ⬆ controversial and divisive at the head 💆💆 of an advertising campaign, but it isn't my company to run 🏃. I don't know 🤔 if I'll have 🈶🈶🈶 the heart 😍😍 to ever get 🉐 rid of this ⬆ cap 🧢🧢, but I will tell 🗣 you this ⬆, I'll never ❌ purchase 🛍 another Nike ✔️ product as long as I live. You got this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣ wrong Nike ✔️✔️, terribly, terribly wrong. Sherry Graham-Potter, surviving spouse of Deputy Tim Graham The Saddest Rhino has a new favorite as of 04:28 on Sep 6, 2018 |
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Bagpipes also haunt my dreams, but for entirely different reasons.
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Besesoth posted:Look, Laura, just because he owned you doesn't mean he was auctioning you off. 
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Nike ✔️✔️✔️, I love 😍😍😍 your 👉 gear ⚙⚙, but you exhaust my spirit on 🔛 this ⬆ one 1️⃣1️⃣. Your 👉 new 🆕🆕🆕 ad with Colin Kapernick, I get 🉐🉐🉐 the message 💬💬, but that sacrificing everything thing…. It just doesn’t play 🎽🎽🎽 out 🏎🏍 here 👈👈. Sacrificing what 😅 exactly? A career 💼? I’ve done that both times I chose to stay home 👪👪👪 and be with my kids 👦👦👦 instead of continuing my business 👩💼👩💼👩💼 climb… and it wasn’t sacrificing everything. It was sacrificing one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ career 💼💼 and some money 🤑🤑🤑 and it was because of what 😅 I believe in and more ➕➕ importantly, who 💁 I believe in. At best 🏆, that is 🈶 all Colin sacrificed… some money 🤑🤑 and it’s debatable if he really lost 🏳 his career 💼💼 over it. Maybe he sacrificed the respect of some people 👫👫👫 while he gained the respect of others. Or maybe he used one 1️⃣ career 💼💼 to springboard himself into a different career 💼💼 when ⏰ the first 🥇🥇🥇 was waning. I don’t know 🤔. What 😅 I do know 🤔 is 🈶, he gained popularity and magazine covers he likely wouldn’t have 🈶 gotten without getting on 🔛🔛 his knees or as you say 🗣🗣, “believing in something.” I’m also thinking 🤔 the irony is 🈶 that while I am not privy to the numbers 💯💯💯, it’s likely he gained a lucrative Nike ✔️ contract. So yeah… that whole “sacrificing everything” is 🈶 insulting to those who 💁 really have 🈶🈶 sacrificed everything. You want 😋 to talk 🗣🗣🗣 about someone in the NFL sacrificing everything? Pat Tillman. NFL STARTING, not benched, player who 💁 left 👈👈 to join 🈴🈴🈴 the Army 🎖🎖 and died for it. THAT is 🈶 sacrificing everything for something you believe in. How 🤔 about other warriors? Warriors who 💁 will not be on 🔛🔛 magazine covers, who 💁 will not get 🉐 lucrative contracts and millions of followers from their actions and who 💁 have 🈶🈶 truly sacrificed everything. They did it because they believed in something. Take it from me, when ⏰ I say 🗣🗣 they sacrificed everything, they also sacrificed the lives of their loved ones who 💁 will never ❌ be the same. THAT is 🈶 sacrificing everything for something they believe in. Did you get 🉐🉐 us talking? Yeah 🙌, you did. But, your 👉 brand ™️™️ recognition was strong 💪💪 enough. Did you teach 🏫🏫🏫 the next ⏭⏭ generation of consumers about true grit? Not that I can see 👁👁👁. Taking a stand, or rather a knee, against the flag ⛳⛳ which has covered the caskets of so many who 💁 actually did sacrifice everything for something they believe in, that we all believe in? Well, the irony of your 👉 ad..it almost leaves 🍃 me speechless. Were you trying to be insulting? Maybe you are banking 🏦 on 🔛 the fact we won’t take the time ⌚⌚ to see 👁👁👁 your 👉 lack of judgement in using words 🆔🆔 that just don’t fit. Maybe you are also banking 🏦 on 🔛🔛 us not seeing Nike ✔️✔️ as kneeling before the flag ⛳. Or maybe you want 😋 us to see 👁👁 you exactly that way ↕️↕️↕️. I don’t know 🤔. All I know 🤔 is 🈶, I was actually in the market for some new 🆕🆕🆕 kicks and at least for now, I’ve never ❌ been more ➕ grateful for Under Armour.
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I gotta say, it's almost refreshing that at least someone knows that it is about police and not ARE TROPPS. I know, I know, https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en
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