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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

So, 3 and 14 are numbers NSM is confirmed capable of counting to.

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

So, 3 and 14 are numbers NSM is confirmed capable of counting to.

Spider-man is Bono?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
Is anyone else getting the Spider-Man game on PS4 just to play it as NSM?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cloks posted:

Is anyone else getting the Spider-Man game on PS4 just to play it as NSM?

If Uncle Moley appears I'm going to recode the game to allow him and Aunt May to marry :colbert:

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

If Uncle Moley appears I'm going to recode the game to allow him and Aunt May to marry :colbert:

I wanted to laugh, not cry.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Can't let all those mobsters get murdered. Shame about the guy driving that van, though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If Spider-Man gets downed by a brick I'm gonna call it Game of the Year.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

Spider-man is Bono?

:golfclap:

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
"There are only two of us! Three of us. Oh, and my two henchwomen... There are less than six of us!" [Spidey arrives] "Roughly equivalent to five and a half of us!"

Black Feather
Apr 14, 2012

Call someone who cares.
The ever-changing faux-Chinese/Japanese signs are bothering me more than they probably should.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Payndz posted:

"There are only two of us! Three of us. Oh, and my two henchwomen... There are less than six of us!" [Spidey arrives] "Roughly equivalent to five and a half of us!"

Suwan and Colleen count for one each, the henchwomen for one half each, Spidey and Iron Fist count for zero, so the total is indeed three.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
This comic will be perfect if both IF and Spidey fail in the ultimate confrontation and Wing has to save them.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
What happened to Peter Parker? Did he run away to set up cameras for Spider-Man?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Peter Parker, you mean Spider-Man?"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



They should bring Jimmy along too

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
There’s no greater familial bond than that between a granduncle and his grandniece

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Grunkle Stan, Dipper, and Mabel would definitely agree.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Kurui Reiten posted:

Grunkle Stan, Dipper, and Mabel would definitely agree.

You just instantly made this arc a million times better.

Golden Claw: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

You just instantly made this arc a million times better.

Golden Claw: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

If Claw appears with an actual (fake) golden claw to replace his hand, and then keeps switching them out between panels, we've got a winner.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Grunkle Claw

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Synthbuttrange posted:



They should bring Jimmy along too

Jimmy who?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mikl posted:

Jimmy who?

Uh, first base?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Mikl posted:

Jimmy who?

exactly!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Colleen Wing is not impressed by any of this:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Alhazred posted:

Colleen Wing is not impressed by any of this:


That's the face of a woman mortified that she's allied with two doofus grown men dressed up like it's Halloween.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lobok posted:

That's the face of a woman mortified that she's allied with two doofus grown men dressed up like it's Halloween.

And one woman with a weird relationship with her gruncle.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



IF got bored and wandered off

also major theatre at the end of a dark brick alley

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Synthbuttrange posted:



IF got bored and wandered off

also major theatre at the end of a dark brick alley

OK, Mammon Theater is just a touch too clever for NSM as a meeting place for crime bosses.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Synthbuttrange posted:

also major theatre at the end of a dark brick alley

Its construction was funded by the Wayne family.

Robot Wendigo
Jul 9, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Spider-Man just walking down an alleyway instead of running on the wall or being all spidery makes me wonder if Rian Johnson is writing this

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Mary Jane goes by MJ Parker professionally?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This theater MJ tells me she goes to every night that has clearly been closed for years.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:



They should bring Jimmy along too
Winged eyeliner really is in right now.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Push El Burrito posted:

This theater MJ tells me she goes to every night that has clearly been closed for years.
Well, why do you think Peter's never visited this theater himself?

Synthbuttrange posted:

major theatre at the end of a dark brick alley

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Push El Burrito posted:

This theater MJ tells me she goes to every night that has clearly been closed for years.

It's not lying, it's acting.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Anyone remember what happened to it?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007



Newspaper Spider-canon.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spidey is so New York I would be disappointed in him if he wasn't on the subway fairly regularly.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Push El Burrito posted:

Spidey is so New York I would be disappointed in him if he wasn't on the subway fairly regularly.

I mean web-slinging is supposed to be faster.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This place that is scheduled to have workmen in it all day every day is the perfect place for a crime meeting!

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