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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Gulping Again posted:

i remember seeing that movie and not remembering what the gently caress it was called

but yeah that kid was with the protagonists the entire time and whoops turns out he was the alien

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
did that movie even have like a plot besides ALIENS

like were they doing something

cnut
May 3, 2016


239lbs

:thunk:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Gulping Again posted:

did that movie even have like a plot besides ALIENS

like were they doing something

they were trying to raise the planet's temps with a secret base pumping out greenhouse gasses

they could have avoided charlie sheen beating them by just waiting a few years for us to do the job for them

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
the aliens also had cool black hole bombs i remember. just toss a few of those at some cities. or asteroids i guess

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

cnut posted:

239lbs

:thunk:

used a kg scale and no one told him

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cnut posted:

239lbs

:thunk:

https://i.imgur.com/4MNOQxA.mp4

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Durf posted:

"Stand back father, I've got this!!!!"



how is this poo poo real

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Durf posted:

"Stand back father, I've got this!!!!"



theyre all weird metahumans but jr seriously looks like an alien

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


woah breaking bad is much older than I thought

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
TREASON?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Donkwich posted:

used a kg scale and no one told him

he actually weighs 239 stone a very nice unit of measure that's being recognized more and more

cnut
May 3, 2016

GSD posted:

TREASON?

:hmmyes:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

trump is, by my estimation, the fattest human being that has ever lived

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

It's TREASON, then?

cnut
May 3, 2016

Solarin posted:

trump is, by my estimation, the fattest human being that has ever lived

:hmmyes:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

It's TREASON, then?

PEES ON

obama bed

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I feel good knowing that Donald Trump is unhappy always.

Just constantly aggravated and unsatisfied.

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
TRUMP?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Xand_Man posted:

Trump feels shame

LOL

ok embarrassment

that needs to be overcome with more empty posturing

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fix posted:

I feel good knowing that Donald Trump is unhappy always.

Just constantly aggravated and unsatisfied.

lol hes having the time of his life

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Baloogan posted:

lol hes having the time of his life

narcissists can never be satisfied

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

he's basically a gaping void that can never be praised or loved enough so he's perpetually enraged

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Solarin posted:

he's basically a gaping void that can never be praised or loved enough so he's perpetually enraged

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Do al trup has big league personality disorders

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I pooped a lodestar

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Solarin posted:

trump is, by my estimation, the fattest human being that has ever lived

please don't body shame the fat president

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Billzasilver posted:

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

lol @ reality

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

Billzasilver posted:

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

dont doxx me

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Trump didn't even get the inauguration peptalk from the reptilian illuminati because he was too busy watching himself on TV and yelling on twitter

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Tr

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




"Sir here are the Roswell files..."

:yooge: WHAT IS THIS?!? I WANTED ELECTION MAPS!!!!

"Uh y'see we've had access to Cold Fusion for..."

:yooge: Speaking of cold WHERE THE gently caress IS MY ICE-CREAM!??!!!! YOU loving... PANTS making GBS threads... FETUS!!!! *throws hamburger at aide*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Billzasilver posted:

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

*White race

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Durf posted:

"Sir here are the Roswell files..."

:yooge: WHAT IS THIS?!? I WANTED ELECTION MAPS!!!!

"Uh y'see we've had access to Cold Fusion for..."

:yooge: Speaking of cold WHERE THE gently caress IS MY ICE-CREAM!??!!!! YOU loving... PANTS making GBS threads... FETUS!!!! *throws hamburger at aide*

Aliens?!?! Like Mexicans?!?? Mexicans bad !!!

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Billzasilver posted:

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

Am I fat in this scenario?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Human Crouton posted:

Am I fat in this scenario?

If u have 2 ask...

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GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Billzasilver posted:

imagine being like 75 years old and you literally control the survival of the human race and also you scream on twitter for 3 hours a day every day

lmao hell yeah

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