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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



people keep bringing this trash coffee back from mexico and it's extremely bad

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ArmZ posted:

stealing from the trump thread



the secret to eternal life should not be given away this easily.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Corla Plankun posted:

is it true that you have to wait 24h before brewing freshly roasted beans? last time i read up on it the jury was still out

that’s what I do but roasters cup right away when they’re dialing in a roast I think so ????

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Gently cupped some beans and eagerly drank down their juice earlier (switching to second-third shift in a week :rip: me).

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Cat Face Joe posted:

people keep bringing this trash coffee back from mexico and it's extremely bad. WALL!

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
home brewed iced this am

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/baconbkk/status/804917004012572672

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

bad rear end

ev!an
Aug 31, 2018
my coworker brought our office this big bag of peet's dark roast coffee beans and it tastes like a fuking marker pen. i love that man but wow how do you drink that. how could you drink that. who hurt you

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

ev!an posted:

my coworker brought our office this big bag of peet's dark roast coffee beans and it tastes like a fuking marker pen. i love that man but wow how do you drink that. how could you drink that. who hurt you

the answer is brand worship, op

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


please don't

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
i got a psl, i'm sorry

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

COOL CORN posted:

i got a psl, i'm sorry

please do 3 hail beans and 5 mugsa hot black

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Captain Foo posted:

please do 3 hail beans and 5 mugsa hot black

:wrong:

This is a mortal sin which damages the relationship between coffee drinker and bean beyond the ability of the drinker to do penance for. There can be no forgiveness for him until the Final Roast, and he'll probably owe some time in Folgerland before that can be earned.

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Sep 6, 2018

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
gonna put steamin hot beans in my pockets so that i have to live in pain for a while

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Schadenboner posted:

:wrong:

This is a mortal sin which damages the relationship between coffee drinker and bean beyond the ability of the drinker to do penance for. There can be no forgiveness for him until the Final Roast, and he'll probably owe some time in Folgerland before that can be earned.

wrong again

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Captain Foo posted:

wrong again

Mods plz rename to "PSL DSL", tia.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
wanted to go to panther but it started raining as soon as i got downstairs

so i vacuum-potted at home, good coffee

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
a friend of my wife's moved to a columbian coffee plantation and just brought us back a bag of freshly roasted seeds from their farm, made a pretty good cuppa

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ev!an posted:

my coworker brought our office this big bag of peet's dark roast coffee beans and it tastes like a fuking marker pen. i love that man but wow how do you drink that. how could you drink that. who hurt you

peets is real bad, op

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Cat Face Joe posted:

peets is real bad, op

counterpoint - that blended coffee and chicory thing is real good

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
had a cappuccino today

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

peets is real bad, op

:thunk:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i had some of yesterday's coffee microwaved today for breakfast. Probably gonna make a moka of fresh beans when I get home from work

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




its real bad

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


:yossame:

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
knocked over my aeropress while it was steeping inverted and got coffee and hot grounds everywhere

took me a half hour to clean up, still made another cup

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Bhodi posted:

knocked over my aeropress while it was steeping inverted and got coffee and hot grounds everywhere

took me a half hour to clean up, still made another cup

Just laffo if you didn’t get down on all fours and suck it out of the deep shag like a dog.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

its real bad

There's better coffee, sure, but Peet's ain't 'real bad'

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Schadenboner posted:

Just laffo if you didn’t get down on all fours and suck it out of the deep shag like a dog.

they didn't say they didn't

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
purchased cold-brew coffee at the grocery story this morning. there is definitely something in this that makes me think it tastes a little bit like guinness

it's good, though

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
need cofee

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


prefect posted:

purchased cold-brew coffee at the grocery story this morning. there is definitely something in this that makes me think it tastes a little bit like guinness

it's good, though

did they have it on tap? if so, it's traditionally pushed with nitrogen gas, same as they use on guiness and it can result in the same mouth feel. <3 nitro cold brew

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Visual GNUdio posted:

did they have it on tap? if so, it's traditionally pushed with nitrogen gas, same as they use on guiness and it can result in the same mouth feel. <3 nitro cold brew

Ncb can be p deece but it can also be an excuse for shops to fancy up weak brew

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Visual GNUdio posted:

did they have it on tap? if so, it's traditionally pushed with nitrogen gas, same as they use on guiness and it can result in the same mouth feel. <3 nitro cold brew

no, this was a bottle of "stok" brand cold-brew coffee

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

prefect posted:

no, this was a bottle of "stok" brand cold-brew coffee



y tho

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

I rate my coffees by how much they make my piss smell like something that I wanna heat and drink for a second time

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
drinking an americano for the first time in awhile; its good

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
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Bulgakov posted:

I rate my coffees by how much they make my piss smell like something that I wanna heat and drink for a second time

you know you're drinking the right amount of good coffee when you get that coffee stank piss

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