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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

B-Rock452 posted:

I mean probably but her family will probably get a shitload of money in a civil suit since recent federal rulings have resulted in taser use being upgraded on the use of force scale so the department is liable for not following through with that now.

https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1035523617038196736?s=21

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Edit gently caress nvm

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

brugroffil posted:

Another sex pest

Ah. Figures.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Qushner

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/allahpundit/status/1037688547472564225

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

You'd think tediously prurient histo-drama scriptwriters would be all over the Ptolemaic era in the age of "woah betide our declining culture that was once great but now isn't", incest porn (and attendant sibling murder plots), and the potential for glitzy shots where there's slaves everywhere and half the stuff is made out of gold, see the success of Crazy Rich Asians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH0kO5qcPf8&t=551s

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

We got ‘im now, boys!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014




A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

The first juche president

we are beyond blessed

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

this is mindblowing, if trump lied about the crowd size at his inauguration he might have lied about other things too

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
oh, ave!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

B-Rock452 posted:

I dont understand how they even allow tasers on kids as young as seven and I am literally part of team helping implement a use of force training policy for municipal departments in my state. I can't even come up with a scenario in which its appropriate.

If I could go back in time and give myself a taser to use on my crazy little sister I would.

Anyways because the police are a bunch of lazy, drooling goons

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
thinking about cumshitter's load star

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


We are ruled by a manchild

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lol that this will make trub super mad while no one else gives a poo poo

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
https://twitter.com/joe52379764/status/1037669295973703680

:shepicide:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1037691823043604481

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Which one is trump

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1037454364732993537?s=20

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Lodestar
Lodstar
Lobstar
Lobster

Clean your barn, bucko

Magnificent animals, lobsters and horses

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
every morning I'm like "I'm going to go in early so I can leave early" and then I gently caress around in c-spam and end up having to work until 6 pm.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Dumbell Treason

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




true roman bread

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

https://twitter.com/heerjeet/status/1037458782174040067?s=21

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

BAE OF PIGS posted:

every morning I'm like "I'm going to go in early so I can leave early" and then I gently caress around in c-spam and end up having to work until 6 pm.

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

And the snakes that are clogging the pipes? Well, we call them "Deep State Rats".... *bobs head/waggles finger* checkmate liberals

Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


good job locking up and killing poor people, bragging about it daily, cool society

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

if you supported Trump's abuses of migrant children up to four digits in total but not five then you deserve a noose not a prize

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


This

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


fyi there is a street in Georgetown, TX called Bootys Crossing

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B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

MisterFister posted:

If I could go back in time and give myself a taser to use on my crazy little sister I would.

Anyways because the police are a bunch of lazy, drooling goons

Pretty much, I hate tasers and feel they are vastly overused. The company that makes them spent shitloads lobbying when they first got released and obviously they make a ton of money off of selling cartridges so initially tasers were put down as a viable option for dealing with passive resistant subjects (give them an order and they remain motionless.) Its so loving stupid and now that the federal rulings have ordered that changed you now have a shitload of officers who cant verbally de escalate for poo poo right now.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

FAUXTON posted:

if you supported Trump's abuses of migrant children up to four digits in total but not five then you deserve a noose not a prize

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


"take the bait, food."

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Samurai Sanders posted:

How come NK can manipulate him so much better than anyone in the US government?

It's not NK. It's KJU. They connect on a level that us peons can't.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

god drat these guys are cool

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

can someone please explain the type of brain that thinks this is a clever line? the fact that they are so popular is loving me up

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Our office is above such gutless, amateur acts. LOLOLOL

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Bart - SCROTUS
Nov 21, 2002

I'm a geek, I'm a geek
I'm a power tool

When I sing this song
I look like a fool

:d2a: :d2a:


:ninja:

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