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Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

lmao even cops that try to act like a GOOD ONE get real loving defensive when cops walk into a random apartment and accidentlly kill someone the same way that I sometimes approach the wrong car in a parking lot

that's because All Cops Are Bastards

yes even that one

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:56

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# ? May 20, 2024 10:27

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Flikken posted:

You all know there is a middle ground between ACAB and Thin Blue Line right?

no he doesn't

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:56

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

And lol at trying to use wedding bombings as an insult as if we all just leap blindly to the defense of are troops and warcrimes around here

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:58

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

lmao even cops that try to act like a GOOD ONE get real loving defensive when cops walk into a random apartment and accidentlly kill someone the same way that I sometimes approach the wrong car in a parking lot

Try reading what I actually wrote if you can even manage that

# ? Sep 7, 2018 16:59

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Why are you so mad?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:00

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hey, uh, we have dumber things to argue over I think.

Here, like this President that just said this book must be a scam, because I don't say dumb things, if I said dumb things, I wouldn't have become President

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1038027233519001600

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:00

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

"why is this being treated as a discipline matter"

"It's not it looks like it's being treated as a criminal manner"

"wow acab"

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:01

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

mods changed my name posted:

Why are you so mad?

I get unreasonably angry and depressed every September I think I'm gonna take a little break now

sorry about the wedding thing

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:02

As Nero Danced: Sep 3, 2009; Alright, let's do this

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hey, uh, we have dumber things to argue over I think.

Here, like this President that just said this book must be a scam, because I don't say dumb things, if I said dumb things, I wouldn't have become President

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1038027233519001600

"I don�t even wait. And when you�re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything....Grab �em by the pussy. You can do anything."

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:04

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

Hey! Jack is one of the "good ones"! You fuckers leave him alone

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:04

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Right, so, you do understand why, however misguided or unfair that it may be, that people leap to those conclusions, right? How do you, personally, feel that that sort of reaction could be changed?

Personally, I think step one is to do away with the militarization of the police, the war on drugs and to bring back and seriously implement the study of white supremacist infiltration of departments as well as probably national requirements / standards for who qualifies to wear a badge.

I'm just throwing stuff out there but I'm sure you'll just call me names or something really cool.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:06

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Smiling Jack posted:

I get unreasonably angry and depressed every September I think I'm gonna take a little break now

sorry about the wedding thing

Hey that's fair, I always get super bummed out in the summer for no particular reason. I hate it.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:07

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1038027233519001600

I�m not owned, I scream, as I turn into a corncob.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:10

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

Smiling Jack posted:

no you weren't

Tbh the mega defensive bitch baby mode I guess you are contractually obligated to enter anytime someone slings a little mud on your chosen career just highlights that �Even the good ones� which I assume you are, are just as big a part of the problem as �The bad ones�. Your go bomb a whatever comment is a false equivalence because I dare say if the air force bombed a school tomorrow the vast majority of the airmen that post in this thread would be talking about what a poo poo show the air force is.

Namaste or something.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:10

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

as if anybody needs a reason to talk about what a shitshow their personal branch is

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:14

Solaris 2.0: May 14, 2008

So lately I've been trying to learn more about the economy and capitalism and general, and my god people who live and breathe wall-street 24/8 all feel so dis-connected from reality.

Case in point, this gem of an article.

Trump has set economic growth on fire. Here is how he did it

This particular quote so lol worthy

quote:

But even they acknowledge that the current numbers are a uniquely Trumpian achievement and not owed to policies already set in motion when he took office.

"I still believe the big story this year is an economic boom that most folks thought impossible," Larry Kudlow, chairman of the National Economic Council and a chief advisor to Trump, said in a recent interview with CNBC.com. "I understand that he's been in for a year and a half, but when you look at those numbers, this is not going away."

Indeed, the economy does seem to be on fire, and it's fairly easy to draw a straight line from Trump's policies to the current trends.

First of all, that moron has nothing to do with the booming economy and anyone who even suggests such as thing immediately has their opinion invalidated. His stupid tax cut was paul ryans wet dream, and companies are using that to enrich themselves with stock by backs with no savings or investment of their own.

However, just what does a "booming" economy even mean? Yea companies are making record profits, everyone has "jobs" but what the gently caress is a job if it is part time, 0 benefits, and people have 0 savings and thus no cushion when the next downturn hits? I mean jesus loving christ here is a quote from the same goddamn article.

quote:

His critics don't believe it will last. They figure the current boom will begin petering out as soon as mid-2019 and possibly end in recession in 2020.

"This is temporary. In fact it's raising the odds of recession on the other side," said Mark Zandi, Moody's Analytics chief economist. "The economy is now more cyclical because of the stimulus. You're doing a lot of near-term growth, but you're setting up for a tough time on the other side of it. That's why most economists think we have a recession in 2020, because of these policies."

Maybe I am completely wrong, and the author is right, and Trump is some sort of economic genius. On the other hand, maybe I am right, the next economic crash will be spectacular and will be tied directly to Republican de-regulation and fuckery. And this time we can toss everyone in wall-street in prison where they belong. And analysts such as Jeff Cox can be out of a job.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:17

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

A couple decades of low pay, us vs them culture war victim complex and nearly unchecked power have given us a bunch of people who shouldn't be in charge of selling hotdogs, let alone given the authority to take a life

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:17

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

you can gently caress right off also you self righteous shitbird because at no point did I defend the officer, her actions or her department

man gently caress everything I'm loving done

gently caress the cops gently caress the bosses gently caress the incompetent da who can only convict the innocent gently caress the defense attorneys who let their clients rot on rikers for three years gently caress the judges who came straight from traffic court gently caress the twelve people dumb enough to not get out of jury duty who don't like to make judgements gently caress the pandering tough on crime legislators gently caress the prisons gently caress the witness and you know what gently caress the loving victims all they do is loving die on me gently caress this whole loving place I'm loving out

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:22

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

A couple decades of low pay, us vs them culture war victim complex and nearly unchecked power have given us a bunch of people who shouldn't be in charge of selling hotdogs, let alone given the authority to take a life

But enough about wall street

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:24

mods changed my name: Oct 30, 2017

Smiling Jack if the September depression thing you said is true and you're really this upset at uh internet forums people, I hope that you see if there is any mental health resources available to you (if you haven't done so already)

I've been through some poo poo and made a lot of terrible decisions in various states of depression and fortunately I'm not terribly bad off for it (like I'm not in jail or anything) and with how stressful police work can truly be it leads me to be legit concerned for you and possibly people that you interact with. Have a good and safe weekend my dude.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:31

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

low pay? wall street?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:32

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

reminder that all she has to do is say the magic cop words "i feared for my life" to get away with it.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:33

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Smiling Jack posted:

you can gently caress right off also you self righteous shitbird because at no point did I defend the officer, her actions or her department

man gently caress everything I'm loving done

gently caress the cops gently caress the bosses gently caress the incompetent da who can only convict the innocent gently caress the defense attorneys who let their clients rot on rikers for three years gently caress the judges who came straight from traffic court gently caress the twelve people dumb enough to not get out of jury duty who don't like to make judgements gently caress the pandering tough on crime legislators gently caress the prisons gently caress the witness and you know what gently caress the loving victims all they do is loving die on me gently caress this whole loving place I'm loving out

Don't leave. Visit the dogs thread for a bit. I know it helps me. Sorry September is a hard month, my dude. I think most of us can relate.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:34

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Smiling Jack posted:

you can gently caress right off also you self righteous shitbird because at no point did I defend the officer, her actions or her department

man gently caress everything I'm loving done

gently caress the cops gently caress the bosses gently caress the incompetent da who can only convict the innocent gently caress the defense attorneys who let their clients rot on rikers for three years gently caress the judges who came straight from traffic court gently caress the twelve people dumb enough to not get out of jury duty who don't like to make judgements gently caress the pandering tough on crime legislators gently caress the prisons gently caress the witness and you know what gently caress the loving victims all they do is loving die on me gently caress this whole loving place I'm loving out

Sir this is a tim Hortons drive thru

As the police I'm sure you are very familiar with it.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:35

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

MA-Horus posted:

Sir this is a tim Hortons drive thru

As the police I'm sure you are very familiar with it.

Hrm

Sees guy who has already mentioned how bad this particular month is for him melt down

"Perfect. Now to poke him once more"

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:40

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

let's drop the whole thing about smiling jack please

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:40

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Smiling Jack posted:

you can gently caress right off also you self righteous shitbird because at no point did I defend the officer, her actions or her department

man gently caress everything I'm loving done

gently caress the cops gently caress the bosses gently caress the incompetent da who can only convict the innocent gently caress the defense attorneys who let their clients rot on rikers for three years gently caress the judges who came straight from traffic court gently caress the twelve people dumb enough to not get out of jury duty who don't like to make judgements gently caress the pandering tough on crime legislators gently caress the prisons gently caress the witness and you know what gently caress the loving victims all they do is loving die on me gently caress this whole loving place I'm loving out

Welcome to the #resistance

Also don't leave I like hearing your point of view in spite of the oft ACAB sentiments.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:40

PookBear: Nov 1, 2008

i dont' get why people look up to athletes when marines are our real heroes

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:42

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

i dont' get why people look up to athletes when marines are our real heroes

Oooh is that Oswald?

Muy bene.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:43

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

MA-Horus posted:

Oooh is that Oswald?

Muy bene.

Charles Whitman.

Edit: Wow, GIS changed its mind. Thanks for making me look stupid, GIS.

McNally fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Sep 7, 2018

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:43

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

Rhymenoserous posted:

Tbh the mega defensive bitch baby mode I guess you are contractually obligated to enter anytime someone slings a little mud on your chosen career just highlights that �Even the good ones� which I assume you are, are just as big a part of the problem as �The bad ones�. Your go bomb a whatever comment is a false equivalence because I dare say if the air force bombed a school tomorrow the vast majority of the airmen that post in this thread would be talking about what a poo poo show the air force is.

Namaste or something.

Who the gently caress are you?

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:47

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

Rhymenoserous posted:

Tbh the mega defensive bitch baby mode I guess you are contractually obligated to enter anytime someone slings a little mud on your chosen career just highlights that �Even the good ones� which I assume you are, are just as big a part of the problem as �The bad ones�. Your go bomb a whatever comment is a false equivalence because I dare say if the air force bombed a school tomorrow the vast majority of the airmen that post in this thread would be talking about what a poo poo show the air force is.

Namaste or something.

Shep hasn�t posted for a long time, hope this helps.

# ? Sep 7, 2018 17:49